/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2023
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2023, December
25689 Percentage tipping is weird because a customer ...
19082 Ive never seen an energetic person drinking ene...
14052 Fast food is becoming so expensive that eating ...
13937 Quitting drugs is viewed more positively than n...
13223 Indonesia is the 4th most populous country in t...
11307 Ironically, HR is often the least diverse team.
11038 Considering how big of a deal it was, it’s real...
10119 The only thing separating you from 10 bilion US...
9718 It’s sad that we made the most comfortable type...
8556 Cigarettes have extreme warnings printed on the...
2023, November
9558 It's incredibly unlikely, but entirely possible...
9137 Most animals have never burned the inside of th...
8554 All the water you save in a lifetime will be us...
7132 When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their ...
6790 Dads fall asleep while watching TV because sitt...
6325 Intentionally losing in rock, paper, scissor is...
6163 Seeing someone reading a book you love is seein...
6091 Japan is the one country where the problem with...
5855 Pornographic sites are still trying to be profi...
5696 Nothing about the plot of Pixar's Cars necessit...
2023, October
15381 Getting fat is fun, but being fat is not fun. G...
14468 You don’t realize how fat you are until you s...
11512 Going bald wouldn’t be nearly as bad if peopl...
11170 You know we have hit a technological wall with ...
10510 We’re living in the 20’s of the 2000’s. W...
10366 Porn is the only thing that is in extremely hig...
8509 Poor kids know that they are poor far earlier t...
8349 It's weird how we've never seen a dinosaur ghos...
8026 Attractive people must often overestimate how f...
7995 There must be a considerable number of Messis, ...
2023, September
17803 People feel less pain buying a $1000 phone ever...
14756 Conspiracy theorists seem to forget how hard it...
13525 Getting married just to lose your virginity has...
12717 Alcohol companies never show a drunk person in ...
12497 Anime porn is the most humanitarian category to...
11208 You can masturbate to scratch the itch for sex,...
8823 Men don’t realize how much they pee on themse...
8175 North Korean hackers are the only North Koreans...
8077 Porn is considered taboo and cheating by many p...
7799 Cheating didn't get more common place, technolo...
2023, August
16569 We lock academically rigorous science journals ...
10019 We accept men can be topless and women can’t,...
9204 Just 500 years ago, zero italian dishes used to...
8615 Arguing with someone online is turn based combat.
8496 When Peppa Pig draws, she's basically drawing h...
8431 We have an irrational hatred for people doing t...
6877 Every single one of your treasured photos, heir...
6858 some people go their entire lives without calli...
6848 It's impossible to be a teenager half your life
6603 Normal clothing is all a pornstar may need to d...
2023, July
23872 Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly...
16103 Thanks to Bluey there's a entire generation of ...
13572 Alcohol is more socially acceptable to drink in...
13487 In monopoly board game, if no players buy any p...
13181 We’ve never seen John Wick in his prime, only...
12819 We all just decided to agree that mana in video...
11760 The Sorting Hat is a malicious bastard, placing...
11681 The reason people suddenly drive faster when yo...
11669 There's a generation of kids who grew up with I...
11237 You don’t realize how much of an honor it is ...
2023, June
115186 Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And...
85491 Reddit is killing third-party applications (and...
82332 Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And...
66955 Reddit is killing third-party applications (and...
51422 Reddit is killing third-party applications (and...
33893 In the 30 years since Pulp Fiction was released...
27464 Every jock, bully, or thug you've ever seen in ...
25561 Vertical video went from being universally hate...
22251 The fact that guys still ask for nudes even tho...
18919 The fact that Earth has almost 8 billion people...
2023, May
40386 Millions of people wake up at the exact same se...
35934 You never see commercials for new cereals. Ther...
25824 Zombie fiction has yet to realize that coverall...
25651 All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down ...
22998 Handwritten assignments and in person tests may...
22416 Given how often wands are dropped in Harry Pott...
22318 There must have been adults complaining how sof...
21964 People who let their texts show on their Lock S...
21519 There is a person in charge of blurring every s...
20350 We went from comfortably watching 4 minute long...
2023, April
40612 To not expose his identity Batman is either dri...
32656 People are impressed by the uniqueness of snowf...
29734 The wife in The Truman Show was essentially a h...
29176 Therapists and counselors know so many lonely p...
29102 Men see women's buttholes way more than women s...
28174 It’s likely that at least one person’s Tind...
24792 Since spaceships aren’t available to everyone...
22980 The older you get the longer Monopoly games las...
22946 It can often be more tiring to pretend to work,...
21291 Openly saying you‘re 5‘11‘‘ is an actua...
2023, March
50032 Everyone talks about how different life is sinc...
36028 In relationships, sexual compatibility isn’t ...
25127 People who overthink often assume everyone is a...
24558 You either come to realise what an idiot you us...
23895 One silver lining of being poor is that your ch...
20298 It’s crazy how we were able to map out the en...
18734 Cyclops real superpower is his eyelids. They ke...
18672 Grass has an interesting existence where it is ...
16487 Cigarettes are a type of veggie wrap.
16172 Socks and shoes are kind of like carpet and flo...
2023, February
39482 In Toy Story it must be pure agony to exist as ...
35351 99% of what your body does it does itself, your...
34484 In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, ev...
32634 3am feels much more like the middle of the nigh...
29210 Movies based on video games are finally startin...
28997 Even if we would have gotten a letter from Hogw...
28673 Our two most standard ice cream flavors are beans
27221 Deepfakes are ironically taking us back to the ...
26671 Good people recognize your effort to socialize ...
24815 One unforeseen aspect of becoming a parent is t...
2023, January
50087 The real gauge of friendship is how clean your ...
44572 A polka dot shirt is a striped shirt but instea...
31246 It must really suck for young wizards from Scot...
28901 We are annoyed by how few calories we burn when...
27949 Under-boob cleavage feels much more risqué tha...
27595 Anytime an allergy is mentioned in a movie that...
26972 There’s a certain turning point where weighte...
26536 For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from ...
20420 We had the pocket watch, and then invented the ...
16912 You don’t have to raise your hand when knocki...
