/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2024

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2024, August
People don't really realize how impressive came...
24318 People don't really realize how impressive came...
If Disney can’t be sued by customers who have u...
16202 If Disney can’t be sued by customers who have u...
There are probably a small percentage of identi...
13619 There are probably a small percentage of identi...
Anything that contains mushrooms isn't technica...
13085 Anything that contains mushrooms isn't technica...
Because of AI video generation. Throughout the ...
12678 Because of AI video generation. Throughout the ...
The average woman sees more blood in her lifeti...
12667 The average woman sees more blood in her lifeti...
If, as a teenager, you suddenly woke up with al...
12542 If, as a teenager, you suddenly woke up with al...
No matter how big a number is, it is always clo...
11567 No matter how big a number is, it is always clo...
If you could stop time, you would not be able t...
11495 If you could stop time, you would not be able t...
It's nice that water has such a low viscosity. ...
11072 It's nice that water has such a low viscosity. ...
2024, July
If time travel was possible, “moments” would ge...
21683 If time travel was possible, “moments” would ge...
The lack of teenage pregnancies at Hogwarts is ...
21410 The lack of teenage pregnancies at Hogwarts is ...
A skull found on Mars would raise a lot of ques...
18305 A skull found on Mars would raise a lot of ques...
"Room temperature IQ" is a much bigger insult o...
17204 "Room temperature IQ" is a much bigger insult o...
If there ever is an actual apocalypse billionai...
15984 If there ever is an actual apocalypse billionai...
If you smell your own fart, you’re just putting...
15852 If you smell your own fart, you’re just putting...
Housing has become so unobtainable now, that so...
15235 Housing has become so unobtainable now, that so...
Crazy Rich Asians actually failed to show perha...
12239 Crazy Rich Asians actually failed to show perha...
It's cheaper to buy women's underwear new than ...
12028 It's cheaper to buy women's underwear new than ...
If you time-traveled back to ancient Greece, yo...
11079 If you time-traveled back to ancient Greece, yo...
2024, June
The average lifespan is 76 years. Middle age is...
23356 The average lifespan is 76 years. Middle age is...
As biological responses go, going weak in the k...
18974 As biological responses go, going weak in the k...
Excessive tipping culture has taught people how...
16759 Excessive tipping culture has taught people how...
If society ever collapses and we have to start ...
15730 If society ever collapses and we have to start ...
Gamers have an enormous amount of geographical ...
15681 Gamers have an enormous amount of geographical ...
No one ever mentions the fact that people above...
14857 No one ever mentions the fact that people above...
What if everyone stopped tipping? Would it forc...
13392 What if everyone stopped tipping? Would it forc...
"Hit the gas" is a colloquialism that may endur...
12305 "Hit the gas" is a colloquialism that may endur...
If you live alone, there are probably many days...
11435 If you live alone, there are probably many days...
We'd all get a hell of a lot more done if human...
10670 We'd all get a hell of a lot more done if human...
2024, May
Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average pe...
16916 Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average pe...
It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into t...
12642 It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into t...
We apply deodorant under our armpits but not fo...
12442 We apply deodorant under our armpits but not fo...
We’ve all just accepted that our phones listen ...
12273 We’ve all just accepted that our phones listen ...
General concensus is that if you can't afford s...
12033 General concensus is that if you can't afford s...
You almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore ...
10186 You almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore ...
Kids think adults have all the freedom and adul...
9461 Kids think adults have all the freedom and adul...
Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the...
9274 Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the...
When you buy a dashcam, you're betting on other...
8595 When you buy a dashcam, you're betting on other...
You don’t really see the giggly stoner stereoty...
8582 You don’t really see the giggly stoner stereoty...
2024, April
The largest number you can think of is still cl...
9131 The largest number you can think of is still cl...
We’re so lucky that we can’t accidentally turn ...
5831 We’re so lucky that we can’t accidentally turn ...
Cattle population is estimated to be around 1 b...
3274 Cattle population is estimated to be around 1 b...
All clothes are unisex if you are confident eno...
2822 All clothes are unisex if you are confident eno...
Bluey is great show because it teaches parents ...
2212 Bluey is great show because it teaches parents ...
Some people take drugs to start hallucinating, ...
1022 Some people take drugs to start hallucinating, ...
Calling someone a primate isn’t really an insul...
960 Calling someone a primate isn’t really an insul...
The exact spot you're sitting at was once a nig...
849 The exact spot you're sitting at was once a nig...
As our generation is busy colorizing photos fro...
813 As our generation is busy colorizing photos fro...
Ironically, sex brings children which takes awa...
527 Ironically, sex brings children which takes awa...
2024, March
Hitting a bong is using all four elements at once.
19191 Hitting a bong is using all four elements at once.
A 100% winrate is much less impressive than 99.9%
17356 A 100% winrate is much less impressive than 99.9%
Young people’s goals have shifted from having a...
13981 Young people’s goals have shifted from having a...
After some years, there will be WhatsApp groups...
12417 After some years, there will be WhatsApp groups...
People are vastly overestimating their capacity...
11758 People are vastly overestimating their capacity...
For being in extremely high demand it’s strange...
11617 For being in extremely high demand it’s strange...
The fact that a gallon of liquid is able to pro...
11016 The fact that a gallon of liquid is able to pro...
It’s actually such a crazy coincidence the Moon...
10525 It’s actually such a crazy coincidence the Moon...
We can't seem to come up with a disposable drin...
10503 We can't seem to come up with a disposable drin...
You can't fuck yourself with a poral gun becaus...
9628 You can't fuck yourself with a poral gun becaus...
2024, February
We’re told anything on the internet is there fo...
13111 We’re told anything on the internet is there fo...
Most people who don’t have an office job think ...
11419 Most people who don’t have an office job think ...
It’s unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life
10070 It’s unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life
From an intergalactic perspective, wood is rare...
9667 From an intergalactic perspective, wood is rare...
Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he kno...
9209 Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he kno...
You can tell music was from the 60s, 70s, 80s a...
9070 You can tell music was from the 60s, 70s, 80s a...
You have to go to university to learn any math ...
8652 You have to go to university to learn any math ...
Sweatpants were made for physical activity, but...
7867 Sweatpants were made for physical activity, but...
The Speed Of Light is only fast enough to be us...
6639 The Speed Of Light is only fast enough to be us...
Most job interviews are harder than the job itself
6586 Most job interviews are harder than the job itself
2024, January
There are almost 7 billion smartphones in the w...
23675 There are almost 7 billion smartphones in the w...
You have a better chance becoming a multimillio...
13012 You have a better chance becoming a multimillio...
There's more people who wake up at the same sec...
12861 There's more people who wake up at the same sec...
People who think the moon landing was faked nev...
11925 People who think the moon landing was faked nev...
You know the ultra wealthy are boring because n...
11673 You know the ultra wealthy are boring because n...
The most socially accepted sorting by race is p...
11534 The most socially accepted sorting by race is p...
A majority of people’s LAST word of the year is...
11378 A majority of people’s LAST word of the year is...
You forget how much force it takes to walk unti...
10767 You forget how much force it takes to walk unti...
Fish is the only food that is regularly accused...
10686 Fish is the only food that is regularly accused...
soon the 20-something-year-olds will also fall ...
9989 soon the 20-something-year-olds will also fall ...