/r/UnethicalLifeProTips - top ten submissions for each month of 2017

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2017, December
ULPT: If your man asks you to guess where he's ...
33216 ULPT: If your man asks you to guess where he's ...
ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she wants to ea...
49954 ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she wants to ea...
ULPT: If a relative keeps asking you about havi...
26849 ULPT: If a relative keeps asking you about havi...
ULPT: Don't feel like going to work? Sleep in a...
21712 ULPT: Don't feel like going to work? Sleep in a...
ULPT: Trying to get a guy/girl’s phone number...
19862 ULPT: Trying to get a guy/girl’s phone number...
ULPT: Don't smoke but want a smokers break? Buy...
18329 ULPT: Don't smoke but want a smokers break? Buy...
ULPT: Does your girlfriend have a moustache tha...
17665 ULPT: Does your girlfriend have a moustache tha...
ULPT: Want a cigarette but don‘t have any, as...
13626 ULPT: Want a cigarette but don‘t have any, as...
ULPT: If you faked sick to get out of work toda...
10718 ULPT: If you faked sick to get out of work toda...
ULPT: Take neighbor's dog for walk for free, ta...
10190 ULPT: Take neighbor's dog for walk for free, ta...
2017, November
ULPT: Flying with a fussy child? Strap a helmet...
32720 ULPT: Flying with a fussy child? Strap a helmet...
ULPT: when booking your honeymoon, ask for a ha...
29006 ULPT: when booking your honeymoon, ask for a ha...
ULPT: If the person sitting in front of you on ...
17143 ULPT: If the person sitting in front of you on ...
ULPT: Mine bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies at...
13721 ULPT: Mine bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies at...
ULPT: When called for jury duty and they questi...
13055 ULPT: When called for jury duty and they questi...
ULPT: If you’re going Black Friday shopping, ...
10996 ULPT: If you’re going Black Friday shopping, ...
ULPT: Take a nap at work? Go into an empty room...
10605 ULPT: Take a nap at work? Go into an empty room...
ULPT: Write the full name of someone you hate o...
9877 ULPT: Write the full name of someone you hate o...
ULPT: If you’re a woman and can’t keep up w...
9975 ULPT: If you’re a woman and can’t keep up w...
ULPT: If you're a game developer and people are...
9554 ULPT: If you're a game developer and people are...
2017, October
ULPT: When robbing a store or someone apply tem...
24815 ULPT: When robbing a store or someone apply tem...
ULPT: send your significant other flowers to wo...
23843 ULPT: send your significant other flowers to wo...
ULPT: if you're picking up friends or coworkers...
21860 ULPT: if you're picking up friends or coworkers...
ULPT: Your kid a picky eater? Roll them a blunt...
19284 ULPT: Your kid a picky eater? Roll them a blunt...
ULPT: Whenever your kid is lying to you, ask th...
19313 ULPT: Whenever your kid is lying to you, ask th...
ULPT: Buy a positive pregnancy test, show it of...
14423 ULPT: Buy a positive pregnancy test, show it of...
ULPT: Impress people by telling them you overca...
15078 ULPT: Impress people by telling them you overca...
ULPT: Buy girly drinks and leave them near girl...
14611 ULPT: Buy girly drinks and leave them near girl...
ULPT: If you're selling a second hand car be su...
13711 ULPT: If you're selling a second hand car be su...
ULPT: Exploit people's softness for kids by usi...
10889 ULPT: Exploit people's softness for kids by usi...
2017, September
ULPT - If you are ever shopping in a supermarke...
22881 ULPT - If you are ever shopping in a supermarke...
ULPT: Plan to be child-free, but have nagging r...
16211 ULPT: Plan to be child-free, but have nagging r...
ULPT: Use Outlook's "delay delivery" feature to...
10474 ULPT: Use Outlook's "delay delivery" feature to...
ULPT: 90% of the time, when you hold something ...
12113 ULPT: 90% of the time, when you hold something ...
ULPT: Feeling tired? Wear a gauze wrapped aroun...
13501 ULPT: Feeling tired? Wear a gauze wrapped aroun...
ULPT Give homeless people counterfeit money. It...
9148 ULPT Give homeless people counterfeit money. It...
ULPT: Put liquor in a bottle of cough syrup so ...
11443 ULPT: Put liquor in a bottle of cough syrup so ...
ULPT: Want to snoop around some place you shoul...
9546 ULPT: Want to snoop around some place you shoul...
ULPT: Pour cheap wine into expensive wine bottl...
8865 ULPT: Pour cheap wine into expensive wine bottl...
ULPT: If you total your car while drink-driving...
8616 ULPT: If you total your car while drink-driving...
2017, August
ULPT: Next time someone gives you/you find one ...
16154 ULPT: Next time someone gives you/you find one ...
ULPT: Buy an item at an electronics store. Open...
24801 ULPT: Buy an item at an electronics store. Open...
ULPT: Make sure a street hooker is not a cop by...
24220 ULPT: Make sure a street hooker is not a cop by...
ULPT: Gain extra money as a street hooker by sp...
14900 ULPT: Gain extra money as a street hooker by sp...
ULPT: Lots of noisy children playing in your st...
16085 ULPT: Lots of noisy children playing in your st...
ULPT: When planting Bluetooth card skimmers, re...
7135 ULPT: When planting Bluetooth card skimmers, re...
ULPT: have a crush on a guy but he has a girlfr...
6468 ULPT: have a crush on a guy but he has a girlfr...
ULPT: When receiving a call from someone that y...
5331 ULPT: When receiving a call from someone that y...
ULPT: Put a sock on the end of your baseball ba...
5122 ULPT: Put a sock on the end of your baseball ba...
ULPT: if you ever need to spend a little extra ...
5333 ULPT: if you ever need to spend a little extra ...
2017, July
ULPT: Can't afford great seats? Buy cheap ticke...
4145 ULPT: Can't afford great seats? Buy cheap ticke...
ULPT: Don't want to pay 4 dollars for a bottle ...
2798 ULPT: Don't want to pay 4 dollars for a bottle ...
ULPT If you have to bury a body dig twice as de...
2614 ULPT If you have to bury a body dig twice as de...
ULPT: Have a screenshot of your phone with 1% b...
2493 ULPT: Have a screenshot of your phone with 1% b...
ULPT: Make friends with a local veterinarian, e...
2058 ULPT: Make friends with a local veterinarian, e...
ULPT: When applying for a job online copy and p...
1891 ULPT: When applying for a job online copy and p...
ULPT: If you know someone with a membership to ...
1806 ULPT: If you know someone with a membership to ...
ULPT: if you're going to carry a bat in your ca...
1739 ULPT: if you're going to carry a bat in your ca...
ULPT: Has one of you electronics stopped workin...
1531 ULPT: Has one of you electronics stopped workin...
ULPT: are people in a house near you having a l...
1507 ULPT: are people in a house near you having a l...
2017, June
ULPT: If you want to dine and dash at a restaur...
7037 ULPT: If you want to dine and dash at a restaur...
ULPT: Spill some of your drink on the seat in f...
5603 ULPT: Spill some of your drink on the seat in f...
ULPT Mow others lawns for extra cash but raise ...
4416 ULPT Mow others lawns for extra cash but raise ...
ULPT: When buying something on craigslist, send...
3675 ULPT: When buying something on craigslist, send...
ULPT: If you don't want a family with small chi...
2596 ULPT: If you don't want a family with small chi...
ULPT: Free Food and Drinks at Hotels
2294 ULPT: Free Food and Drinks at Hotels
ULPT: Need a phone charger while traveling? Wal...
1821 ULPT: Need a phone charger while traveling? Wal...
ULPT:If you're planing on shoplifting, make sur...
1677 ULPT:If you're planing on shoplifting, make sur...
ULPT: Put a 'High Voltage' sign on your shed if...
1658 ULPT: Put a 'High Voltage' sign on your shed if...
ULPT: If someone is tailgating you, hit your ha...
1456 ULPT: If someone is tailgating you, hit your ha...
2017, May
ULPT: Buy a "baby on board" sign regardless of ...
3614 ULPT: Buy a "baby on board" sign regardless of ...
ULPT: Want easy karma? Just take a picture of y...
3177 ULPT: Want easy karma? Just take a picture of y...
ULPT: If you want to get laid easily and enthus...
1613 ULPT: If you want to get laid easily and enthus...
ULPT: Put a box next to a public dumpster with ...
1223 ULPT: Put a box next to a public dumpster with ...
ULPT: Instead of saying "I read from on the int...
1048 ULPT: Instead of saying "I read from on the int...
ULPT: If you want free snack food and beer, thr...
659 ULPT: If you want free snack food and beer, thr...
ULPT: Always keep a tourniquet on your person
445 ULPT: Always keep a tourniquet on your person
ULPT Need new tires but don't have money?
426 ULPT Need new tires but don't have money?
ULPT: Get free food from McDonald's (and other ...
329 ULPT: Get free food from McDonald's (and other ...
ULPT: Want free CDs/MP3s? Rent a CD from your l...
322 ULPT: Want free CDs/MP3s? Rent a CD from your l...
2017, April
ULPT: If you have a flat tire, take a picture o...
5868 ULPT: If you have a flat tire, take a picture o...
ULPT: Trying to stream a TV show or movie onlin...
5141 ULPT: Trying to stream a TV show or movie onlin...
ULPT: When eating at a restaurant always act li...
4778 ULPT: When eating at a restaurant always act li...
ULPT: Looking to buy a car? Search the obituari...
2111 ULPT: Looking to buy a car? Search the obituari...
ULPT: If you're a minority race and someone is ...
2033 ULPT: If you're a minority race and someone is ...
ULPT: When you see someone proposing in public,...
1126 ULPT: When you see someone proposing in public,...
ULPT: if using a grocery self-check-out, punch ...
826 ULPT: if using a grocery self-check-out, punch ...
ULPT: Anyone with a .edu email address (even al...
693 ULPT: Anyone with a .edu email address (even al...
ULPT: McDonald's receipts have you do a survey ...
504 ULPT: McDonald's receipts have you do a survey ...
ULPT: Want a free meal? Call any fast food rest...
395 ULPT: Want a free meal? Call any fast food rest...
2017, March
ULPT: Can't afford an STD screening? Donate blo...
5278 ULPT: Can't afford an STD screening? Donate blo...
ULPT: Be the last person to board your flight. ...
2820 ULPT: Be the last person to board your flight. ...
ULPT: Think it might be an unmarked cop car? NY...
688 ULPT: Think it might be an unmarked cop car? NY...
ULPT: You don't need to have a baby to take pat...
361 ULPT: You don't need to have a baby to take pat...
ULPT: Before you sign up for a new service, che...
207 ULPT: Before you sign up for a new service, che...
2017, February
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2017, January
ULPT: Order a untracked item from china (ebay,a...
634 ULPT: Order a untracked item from china (ebay,a...
ULPT: Save a few bucks on movie tickets by usin...
174 ULPT: Save a few bucks on movie tickets by usin...