/r/UnethicalLifeProTips - top ten submissions for each month of 2018

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2018, December
ULPT: Give your kids a bag of coal each for Chr...
42197 ULPT: Give your kids a bag of coal each for Chr...
ULPT: If a computer illiterate relative/friend ...
39069 ULPT: If a computer illiterate relative/friend ...
ULPT: If you decide to adopt kids, tell them th...
34908 ULPT: If you decide to adopt kids, tell them th...
ULPT: Buy the cheapest tickets available for a ...
33969 ULPT: Buy the cheapest tickets available for a ...
ULPT: Donate to homeless shelters in the next t...
32982 ULPT: Donate to homeless shelters in the next t...
ULPT: If you ever rob a bank, make sure to hold...
31676 ULPT: If you ever rob a bank, make sure to hold...
ULPT Whenever buying something online, try usin...
30304 ULPT Whenever buying something online, try usin...
ULPT: Learn how to read braille and create a ch...
30188 ULPT: Learn how to read braille and create a ch...
ULPT: Remember all those sketchy websites on Go...
29680 ULPT: Remember all those sketchy websites on Go...
ULPT: Starting a new job? No matter what the re...
26562 ULPT: Starting a new job? No matter what the re...
2018, November
ULPT If you ever get caught sleeping at your de...
39135 ULPT If you ever get caught sleeping at your de...
ULPT As a parent of a baby, smell their diaper....
36036 ULPT As a parent of a baby, smell their diaper....
ULPT: Give the same perfume to your wife and yo...
24281 ULPT: Give the same perfume to your wife and yo...
ULPT: If a meeting is getting too boring, stand...
23487 ULPT: If a meeting is getting too boring, stand...
ULPT: Looking for a gently used video game cons...
22096 ULPT: Looking for a gently used video game cons...
ULPT: If you live with family or spouse now is ...
21992 ULPT: If you live with family or spouse now is ...
ULPT; if you’re a cashier at any big grocery ...
21759 ULPT; if you’re a cashier at any big grocery ...
ULPT: If your mail service loses your mail a lo...
20913 ULPT: If your mail service loses your mail a lo...
ULPT: Just lie about having a college degree. C...
20045 ULPT: Just lie about having a college degree. C...
ULPT: Lie as badly as you can. For example, act...
20004 ULPT: Lie as badly as you can. For example, act...
2018, October
ULPT: Save business cards of people you don't l...
49867 ULPT: Save business cards of people you don't l...
ULPT: make your edibles in the shape of dog tre...
31153 ULPT: make your edibles in the shape of dog tre...
ULPT: Paper due at 11:59? Nowhere close to bein...
29543 ULPT: Paper due at 11:59? Nowhere close to bein...
ULPT: If you work in retail make a fake e-mail ...
26106 ULPT: If you work in retail make a fake e-mail ...
ULPT: Have a racist Grandmother? Photoshop a pi...
25513 ULPT: Have a racist Grandmother? Photoshop a pi...
ULPT : If your family or roommates dont want to...
23517 ULPT : If your family or roommates dont want to...
ULPT: Take a picture of your luggage with as mu...
20742 ULPT: Take a picture of your luggage with as mu...
ULPT: Don't feel like doing the dishes? Grab cl...
20065 ULPT: Don't feel like doing the dishes? Grab cl...
ULPT: To get someone off Facebook all you need ...
19020 ULPT: To get someone off Facebook all you need ...
ULPT: At a gas station don't ask someone for a ...
18686 ULPT: At a gas station don't ask someone for a ...
2018, September
ULPT: Don't get caught by your boss reading new...
26421 ULPT: Don't get caught by your boss reading new...
ULPT: Your food business is not getting enough ...
25257 ULPT: Your food business is not getting enough ...
ULPT: If your coworker calls out of work sick, ...
25105 ULPT: If your coworker calls out of work sick, ...
ULPT: Don't want to spend a small fortune on a ...
24648 ULPT: Don't want to spend a small fortune on a ...
ULPT: Send a wedding invite to every billionair...
24192 ULPT: Send a wedding invite to every billionair...
ULPT: Wanna browse Reddit at work or school wit...
21904 ULPT: Wanna browse Reddit at work or school wit...
ULPT: Want your kids to become good liars? Over...
21007 ULPT: Want your kids to become good liars? Over...
ULPT: buying something second-hand off of apps ...
19054 ULPT: buying something second-hand off of apps ...
ULPT: Create a false Tinder account with a very...
18995 ULPT: Create a false Tinder account with a very...
ULPT : If you are tired at work, just lie down ...
18153 ULPT : If you are tired at work, just lie down ...
2018, August
ULPT: If you glue a dead wasp to the palm of yo...
33989 ULPT: If you glue a dead wasp to the palm of yo...
ULPT: Concerned about unvaccinated children spr...
32458 ULPT: Concerned about unvaccinated children spr...
ULPT: for new students staying in dorms. If you...
25506 ULPT: for new students staying in dorms. If you...
ULPT: Tell your friends that you've made them a...
24824 ULPT: Tell your friends that you've made them a...
ULPT: Need friends? Create an attractive fake t...
24574 ULPT: Need friends? Create an attractive fake t...
ULPT: Drug tests at work? Bring homemade food f...
21118 ULPT: Drug tests at work? Bring homemade food f...
ULPT: If you hear a mosquito buzzing around at ...
21061 ULPT: If you hear a mosquito buzzing around at ...
ULPT: College students! Looking for a rich SO? ...
20797 ULPT: College students! Looking for a rich SO? ...
ULPT: Tired of people driving badly in your are...
19527 ULPT: Tired of people driving badly in your are...
ULPT: Unsure if the prostitute you want is an u...
16407 ULPT: Unsure if the prostitute you want is an u...
2018, July
ULPT: When bar hopping, tell women that you thi...
14413 ULPT: When bar hopping, tell women that you thi...
ULPT: If you can't access a news article due to...
14385 ULPT: If you can't access a news article due to...
ULPT: even if you have insurance, tell your den...
14086 ULPT: even if you have insurance, tell your den...
ULPT: Want to play the Beta of Fallout 76 but h...
13249 ULPT: Want to play the Beta of Fallout 76 but h...
ULPT: wanna get into a beer or music festival f...
12631 ULPT: wanna get into a beer or music festival f...
ULPT: When you are somewhere you're not suppose...
12403 ULPT: When you are somewhere you're not suppose...
ULPT: Anyone can get the student discount from ...
11722 ULPT: Anyone can get the student discount from ...
ULPT: Don't want to stand in the security line ...
11301 ULPT: Don't want to stand in the security line ...
ULPT: Want to find a working download link for ...
11120 ULPT: Want to find a working download link for ...
ULPT: Missed a big meeting or an important scho...
10534 ULPT: Missed a big meeting or an important scho...
2018, June
ULPT: Don’t want to pay full price for an ele...
12561 ULPT: Don’t want to pay full price for an ele...
ULPT: Roommates only clean if they think theyâ€...
11947 ULPT: Roommates only clean if they think theyâ€...
ULPT: Don't have enough money for a car and you...
11880 ULPT: Don't have enough money for a car and you...
ULPT: You don't have to pay for your meal if yo...
11748 ULPT: You don't have to pay for your meal if yo...
ULPT: Swap the names of your 2 networks around ...
11259 ULPT: Swap the names of your 2 networks around ...
ULPT: Need a resume builder? Pick any position ...
11059 ULPT: Need a resume builder? Pick any position ...
ULPT: tell your wife and children that you're p...
10878 ULPT: tell your wife and children that you're p...
ULPT; If you're sick and don't want to see a Dr...
10792 ULPT; If you're sick and don't want to see a Dr...
ULPT: Whenever a coworker mentions a food place...
10745 ULPT: Whenever a coworker mentions a food place...
ULPT: If your wife has a habit that really anno...
10449 ULPT: If your wife has a habit that really anno...
2018, May
ULPT: Have a dish/pot/baking sheet that is clea...
15320 ULPT: Have a dish/pot/baking sheet that is clea...
ULPT: Assigned a paper in high school history? ...
14166 ULPT: Assigned a paper in high school history? ...
ULPT: Keep a handful of sand in your pocket so ...
13806 ULPT: Keep a handful of sand in your pocket so ...
ULPT: Whenever you’re asked to explain why yo...
13209 ULPT: Whenever you’re asked to explain why yo...
ULPT: Have a tree in your yard that is about to...
12085 ULPT: Have a tree in your yard that is about to...
ULPT: If you let people down consistently enoug...
11690 ULPT: If you let people down consistently enoug...
ULPT: Accidently injured yourself? Go find a po...
11658 ULPT: Accidently injured yourself? Go find a po...
ULPT: have a professional looking shirt made wi...
11343 ULPT: have a professional looking shirt made wi...
ULPT. Keep an old parking fine ticket with you ...
10245 ULPT. Keep an old parking fine ticket with you ...
ULPT: Want to prevent rent from increasing? Col...
10175 ULPT: Want to prevent rent from increasing? Col...
2018, April
ULPT: Always let speeders pass you while on the...
34368 ULPT: Always let speeders pass you while on the...
ULPT: Never use the toilet during your lunch br...
34328 ULPT: Never use the toilet during your lunch br...
ULPT: If you’re a bigger girl under 21, use a...
34098 ULPT: If you’re a bigger girl under 21, use a...
ULPT: Stuck sitting next to loud, annoying chil...
29096 ULPT: Stuck sitting next to loud, annoying chil...
ULPT: Ask for half of X meat, and half of Y mea...
27497 ULPT: Ask for half of X meat, and half of Y mea...
ULPT: Fill your empty 5-hour energy bottles wit...
23092 ULPT: Fill your empty 5-hour energy bottles wit...
ULPT: every once in a while, pretend to be prou...
19065 ULPT: every once in a while, pretend to be prou...
ULPT: Mess with the wrong people and need to hi...
18460 ULPT: Mess with the wrong people and need to hi...
ULPT: Consider getting your family heirlooms ap...
17880 ULPT: Consider getting your family heirlooms ap...
ULPT Take a guy / girl to a baseball game and p...
17827 ULPT Take a guy / girl to a baseball game and p...
2018, March
ULPT: Save your dead light bulbs; whenever you ...
40585 ULPT: Save your dead light bulbs; whenever you ...
ULPT: If you’re a guy and your wife/girlfrien...
34987 ULPT: If you’re a guy and your wife/girlfrien...
ULPT: If you tell people you have never smoked ...
30905 ULPT: If you tell people you have never smoked ...
ULPT: Trying to find your perfect partner? Just...
30064 ULPT: Trying to find your perfect partner? Just...
ULPT: If you’re bothered by a person in a mov...
29646 ULPT: If you’re bothered by a person in a mov...
ULPT: Have a rare, incurable disease? Go out an...
27145 ULPT: Have a rare, incurable disease? Go out an...
ULPT: Prostitutes are cheaper by the hour than ...
24948 ULPT: Prostitutes are cheaper by the hour than ...
ULPT: Download the Walmart app and scan any rec...
24390 ULPT: Download the Walmart app and scan any rec...
ULPT: Are you an abortion provider? Tell your p...
23114 ULPT: Are you an abortion provider? Tell your p...
ULPT Take photos of your contractor's work and ...
20670 ULPT Take photos of your contractor's work and ...
2018, February
ULPT: If your college website uses 'TurnItIn' t...
46623 ULPT: If your college website uses 'TurnItIn' t...
ULPT: Need some money? Over the legal alcohol p...
33381 ULPT: Need some money? Over the legal alcohol p...
ULPT: If there is someone doing work inside of ...
25380 ULPT: If there is someone doing work inside of ...
ULPT: If you live in Wisconsin, get your parent...
24462 ULPT: If you live in Wisconsin, get your parent...
ULPT: Don't want to pay for your drinks or food...
23336 ULPT: Don't want to pay for your drinks or food...
ULPT: You can win any argument against digitall...
19764 ULPT: You can win any argument against digitall...
ULPT: Potential employer asking about gaps in y...
18628 ULPT: Potential employer asking about gaps in y...
ULPT: Need a pothole fixed? Grab a can of spray...
18432 ULPT: Need a pothole fixed? Grab a can of spray...
ULPT: If you are good with computers and lazy o...
15788 ULPT: If you are good with computers and lazy o...
ULPT: Go to deactivate your Audible Account and...
15122 ULPT: Go to deactivate your Audible Account and...
2018, January
ULPT: Working the last shift at a restaurant? H...
39271 ULPT: Working the last shift at a restaurant? H...
ULPT: If you're in the middle of an intense arg...
26593 ULPT: If you're in the middle of an intense arg...
ULPT: Airport won’t allow an Uber to pick you...
22742 ULPT: Airport won’t allow an Uber to pick you...
ULPT: Have to do a persuasive or informative pa...
22534 ULPT: Have to do a persuasive or informative pa...
ULPT: have a shit personality? Just tell people...
21078 ULPT: have a shit personality? Just tell people...
ULPT: When giving someone a ride, occasionally ...
17786 ULPT: When giving someone a ride, occasionally ...
ULPT: Become good friends with your neighbors. ...
17126 ULPT: Become good friends with your neighbors. ...
ULPT: Always be really trustworthy, so when you...
14626 ULPT: Always be really trustworthy, so when you...
ULPT: Having a dry spell? Attend a sex addictio...
12920 ULPT: Having a dry spell? Attend a sex addictio...
ULPT: If the apartment next to you is an Airbnb...
12632 ULPT: If the apartment next to you is an Airbnb...