/r/UnethicalLifeProTips - top ten submissions for each month of 2019

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2019, December
ULPT: Need to go to the ER? Don’t use your re...
33949 ULPT: Need to go to the ER? Don’t use your re...
ULPT Register to vote with the political party ...
26461 ULPT Register to vote with the political party ...
ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that do...
20836 ULPT: Find and befriend your co-workers that do...
ULPT: If you have spare time at the airport, ch...
19787 ULPT: If you have spare time at the airport, ch...
ULPT want audible but don’t wanna pay the ful...
17405 ULPT want audible but don’t wanna pay the ful...
ULPT: Get a military tattoo and receive veteran...
16913 ULPT: Get a military tattoo and receive veteran...
ULPT: If you are pregnant, sell positive pregna...
13842 ULPT: If you are pregnant, sell positive pregna...
ULPT: Can’t afford to send people gifts this ...
13117 ULPT: Can’t afford to send people gifts this ...
ULPT: Gift your enemies, their partners, or the...
13001 ULPT: Gift your enemies, their partners, or the...
ULPT: Don’t want to pay for garbage pickup? J...
12149 ULPT: Don’t want to pay for garbage pickup? J...
2019, November
ULPT Had a good first date from a dating app? R...
24963 ULPT Had a good first date from a dating app? R...
ULPT: Bartenders working Christmas office parti...
24006 ULPT: Bartenders working Christmas office parti...
ULPT: If you’re ugly: Schedule a free appoint...
23715 ULPT: If you’re ugly: Schedule a free appoint...
ULPT: Have a common name? Well, there are peopl...
16685 ULPT: Have a common name? Well, there are peopl...
ULPT: If you can see without them, put your gla...
14010 ULPT: If you can see without them, put your gla...
ULPT: If you want to be seen as an amazing pers...
13209 ULPT: If you want to be seen as an amazing pers...
ULPT: Keep a cane or a crutch in your car. If y...
12981 ULPT: Keep a cane or a crutch in your car. If y...
ULPT: go to the library and tell them you lost ...
12932 ULPT: go to the library and tell them you lost ...
ULPT: Have your significant other take creative...
11214 ULPT: Have your significant other take creative...
ULPT: Watch amazon for fuck ups.
10318 ULPT: Watch amazon for fuck ups.
2019, October
ULPT: On most graphing calculators you can arch...
24017 ULPT: On most graphing calculators you can arch...
ULPT most counties have lower retirement ages f...
20343 ULPT most counties have lower retirement ages f...
ULPT: Write a note blaming someone you hate for...
19782 ULPT: Write a note blaming someone you hate for...
ULPT: If you are creating a fake profile to rev...
19351 ULPT: If you are creating a fake profile to rev...
ULPT: Pick up any business cards you see lying ...
19193 ULPT: Pick up any business cards you see lying ...
ULPT: "Reserve" a public computer for yourself ...
18741 ULPT: "Reserve" a public computer for yourself ...
ULPT: Make vague comments such as “scratches ...
16228 ULPT: Make vague comments such as “scratches ...
ULPT: When traveling with a significant other, ...
15380 ULPT: When traveling with a significant other, ...
ULPT: Use an image of the screen of a Windows u...
13463 ULPT: Use an image of the screen of a Windows u...
ULPT: Can’t afford the breed of dog you want?...
13167 ULPT: Can’t afford the breed of dog you want?...
2019, September
ULPT: If a relative keeps asking you about havi...
54080 ULPT: If a relative keeps asking you about havi...
ULPT: If you have a significant unexplained emp...
36886 ULPT: If you have a significant unexplained emp...
ULPT: If your company doesn't pay you for sick ...
32952 ULPT: If your company doesn't pay you for sick ...
ULPT: Want to get into a gated community and do...
28313 ULPT: Want to get into a gated community and do...
ULPT: Take your student ID card with you everyw...
21810 ULPT: Take your student ID card with you everyw...
ULPT: If you need to miss class in college, the...
21495 ULPT: If you need to miss class in college, the...
ULPT- Instead of asking a possible sex worker f...
20546 ULPT- Instead of asking a possible sex worker f...
ULPT: Do you and your partner want to visit his...
19361 ULPT: Do you and your partner want to visit his...
ULPT: If you get caught staring at a woman and ...
18029 ULPT: If you get caught staring at a woman and ...
ULPT: if you don’t want to make a resumé, yo...
16884 ULPT: if you don’t want to make a resumé, yo...
2019, August
ULPT: If the person sitting in front of you on ...
54826 ULPT: If the person sitting in front of you on ...
ULPT: If you’re initiating a divorce, secretl...
42503 ULPT: If you’re initiating a divorce, secretl...
ULPT: if you accidentally scratch someone’s c...
39381 ULPT: if you accidentally scratch someone’s c...
ULPT: Add a gift card to your online order to r...
26010 ULPT: Add a gift card to your online order to r...
ULPT: When ordering ice cream, always ask for a...
25856 ULPT: When ordering ice cream, always ask for a...
ULPT: Did you get the dreaded SSSS on your boar...
23315 ULPT: Did you get the dreaded SSSS on your boar...
ULPT: When going for a new job, tell them you e...
21568 ULPT: When going for a new job, tell them you e...
ULPT: order from postmates around 4am. There wo...
19828 ULPT: order from postmates around 4am. There wo...
ULPT: Trouble landing an interview? Many HR sys...
18100 ULPT: Trouble landing an interview? Many HR sys...
ULPT: If you are in the path of hurricane Doria...
16531 ULPT: If you are in the path of hurricane Doria...
2019, July
ULPT: Look up your buildings washer/dryer model...
58883 ULPT: Look up your buildings washer/dryer model...
ULPT: If a website requires you to enter paymen...
27929 ULPT: If a website requires you to enter paymen...
ULPT: Own a coffee shop and need to boost your ...
21789 ULPT: Own a coffee shop and need to boost your ...
ULPT: If you fail a drug test for opioids (Morp...
18297 ULPT: If you fail a drug test for opioids (Morp...
ULPT: If you're headed to Europe from outside t...
18078 ULPT: If you're headed to Europe from outside t...
ULPT: The WiFi password for American Airlines l...
17332 ULPT: The WiFi password for American Airlines l...
ULPT: Target has the most lenient policies on e...
17289 ULPT: Target has the most lenient policies on e...
ULPT: If you want to spy in on a conversation, ...
17038 ULPT: If you want to spy in on a conversation, ...
ULPT: If you're visiting Washington, D.C., be s...
14251 ULPT: If you're visiting Washington, D.C., be s...
ULPT: have lunch break an hour before your supe...
13738 ULPT: have lunch break an hour before your supe...
2019, June
ULPT: Want to cut into another lane of traffic ...
26987 ULPT: Want to cut into another lane of traffic ...
ULPT: Want your roommate to clean the apartment...
21749 ULPT: Want your roommate to clean the apartment...
ULPT Tell your kid that they snore in their sle...
21504 ULPT Tell your kid that they snore in their sle...
ULPT: If someone unexpectedly knocks at the doo...
20698 ULPT: If someone unexpectedly knocks at the doo...
ULPT: Want some cheap paint? Have a friend go t...
18968 ULPT: Want some cheap paint? Have a friend go t...
ULPT: Buy a package of both paper and plastic a...
17232 ULPT: Buy a package of both paper and plastic a...
ULPT: Copyright strike a deceased person's Yout...
16227 ULPT: Copyright strike a deceased person's Yout...
ULPT: If you are at a college campus during the...
15836 ULPT: If you are at a college campus during the...
ULPT: If a meeting is getting too boring, stand...
15032 ULPT: If a meeting is getting too boring, stand...
ULPT: Need to refund something you have bought ...
14246 ULPT: Need to refund something you have bought ...
2019, May
ULPT: Keep hydrated at work. You'll need to tak...
33130 ULPT: Keep hydrated at work. You'll need to tak...
ULPT: Don’t feel like working today? Reserve ...
21287 ULPT: Don’t feel like working today? Reserve ...
ULPT: To get more traffic at your yard sale, pu...
17529 ULPT: To get more traffic at your yard sale, pu...
ULPT: Don't want to speak to someone but can't ...
16535 ULPT: Don't want to speak to someone but can't ...
ULPT: Doing a road trip on a budget? Just stop ...
15497 ULPT: Doing a road trip on a budget? Just stop ...
ULPT: do you have a crippling disease that requ...
14201 ULPT: do you have a crippling disease that requ...
ULPT: If a move is a foul in professional wrest...
13660 ULPT: If a move is a foul in professional wrest...
ULPT: If you need a doctors note to get out of ...
13491 ULPT: If you need a doctors note to get out of ...
ULPT: If there's a massive storm raging order a...
13340 ULPT: If there's a massive storm raging order a...
ULPT: If you're ever not getting your way with ...
12101 ULPT: If you're ever not getting your way with ...
2019, April
ULPT: If you’re driving next to a cop with dr...
26785 ULPT: If you’re driving next to a cop with dr...
ULPT: Selling a vehicle? Stop into a very nice ...
21371 ULPT: Selling a vehicle? Stop into a very nice ...
ULPT: Most commercial washers and dryers all us...
14846 ULPT: Most commercial washers and dryers all us...
ULPT: Are you a woman who is terrible at makeup...
14294 ULPT: Are you a woman who is terrible at makeup...
ULPT: Every now and then upload NSFW stuff to a...
14101 ULPT: Every now and then upload NSFW stuff to a...
ULPT Don’t want to do homework/study guides? ...
13788 ULPT Don’t want to do homework/study guides? ...
ULPT: Save your dead batteries for when you tra...
13280 ULPT: Save your dead batteries for when you tra...
ULPT: Torn between 2 girls? Get their dna, run ...
12905 ULPT: Torn between 2 girls? Get their dna, run ...
ULPT: You can copy off different websites by su...
12903 ULPT: You can copy off different websites by su...
ULPT If your professor uses a sign-in sheet for...
11558 ULPT If your professor uses a sign-in sheet for...
2019, March
ULPT: In your last year of college “lose” y...
36176 ULPT: In your last year of college “lose” y...
ULPT: Need a discount for an online purchase? T...
30126 ULPT: Need a discount for an online purchase? T...
ULPT Want to stop spam calls from a scam compan...
25645 ULPT Want to stop spam calls from a scam compan...
ULPT: If you want people to stop letting their ...
22619 ULPT: If you want people to stop letting their ...
ULPT: Need a phone and/or cash? Volunteer to cl...
22044 ULPT: Need a phone and/or cash? Volunteer to cl...
ULPT: If you work in an office where your cowor...
21579 ULPT: If you work in an office where your cowor...
ULPT:If your girlfriend has a friend who always...
18701 ULPT:If your girlfriend has a friend who always...
ULPT: If you're broke, move to a small town and...
17878 ULPT: If you're broke, move to a small town and...
ULPT: Whenever you're with a sick relative or f...
14924 ULPT: Whenever you're with a sick relative or f...
ULPT: Want a good performance review/promotion ...
14281 ULPT: Want a good performance review/promotion ...
2019, February
ULPT: If you can't get your roommate to clean u...
23608 ULPT: If you can't get your roommate to clean u...
ULPT:when going for interview make your 2 or 3 ...
21434 ULPT:when going for interview make your 2 or 3 ...
ULPT: If you want to call in sick and need a ce...
20369 ULPT: If you want to call in sick and need a ce...
ULPT: Win internet arguments by editing your co...
20168 ULPT: Win internet arguments by editing your co...
ULPT: If you ever find yourself in a situation ...
18870 ULPT: If you ever find yourself in a situation ...
ULPT: If you’re missing an arm or a leg and w...
17249 ULPT: If you’re missing an arm or a leg and w...
ULPT Want a quick way to get rid of Jehovah's W...
16906 ULPT Want a quick way to get rid of Jehovah's W...
ULPT: Annoyed with someone? Or want to give som...
16443 ULPT: Annoyed with someone? Or want to give som...
ULPT: Just screenshot McDonald's "10 minute tem...
16377 ULPT: Just screenshot McDonald's "10 minute tem...
ULPT: Want to get out of work early? Take 500 m...
15888 ULPT: Want to get out of work early? Take 500 m...
2019, January
ULPT: Want your commercial to be seen by millio...
34871 ULPT: Want your commercial to be seen by millio...
ULPT: If someone calls you fat, just tell them ...
26786 ULPT: If someone calls you fat, just tell them ...
ULPT: Everytime you eat at a restaurant, vote i...
26140 ULPT: Everytime you eat at a restaurant, vote i...
ULPT: If you're going to cheat on your wife, do...
25000 ULPT: If you're going to cheat on your wife, do...
ULPT: Give fake money to homeless people. They ...
24081 ULPT: Give fake money to homeless people. They ...
ULPT: Starting at a new job? Make sure not to g...
23245 ULPT: Starting at a new job? Make sure not to g...
ULPT: Buy expensive items and place them around...
20820 ULPT: Buy expensive items and place them around...
ULPT: Having an affair? Change your lover's con...
20304 ULPT: Having an affair? Change your lover's con...
ULPT: if you need to lie about something, inclu...
20257 ULPT: if you need to lie about something, inclu...
ULPT: College students, if the coffee places on...
20058 ULPT: College students, if the coffee places on...