/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2019
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2019, December
25077 I didn’t pay for parking during all of colleg...
16001 I broke somebody's spinal cord and now he is pa...
13941 When I was younger I saw a lady drop 100 dollar...
8997 For every written exam in college political sci...
8669 I've made thousands of dollars selling music so...
8111 I shoplifted over $6,000 worth of clothing in o...
6795 My friend and I lowered our GPA and broke into ...
6224 I dropped acid at a family outing
5740 I would lie to LEGO and get free bricks/animal ...
5216 I burned a part of my apartment building becaus...
2019, November
11526 When I was in high school, I attached clear pac...
8242 I used to steal coffee from Starbucks.
8155 I passed the hardest exam of the class with a B...
7363 I sold a plastic bottle cap to a mentally handi...
7012 I purposely damage food packaging at work
6944 I stole a book from the library page by page, t...
6673 I stuck my hand in Hot Oil to get out of work a...
5937 I continued the cycle of abuse.
5707 I stole from an online friend when she pretende...
5571 I faked a shellfish allergy to get out of work ...
2019, October
38824 I added Tabasco to Wendy’s chili and used it ...
25663 I run a fake restaurant on a delivery app.
18825 I'm the guy stealing your ashtray off your porc...
9681 i purposely left keys i knew that my boss neede...
9015 I pretended to be the merch guy at a concert so...
8741 I stole and used my college roommate’s fleshl...
7842 My first car ‘died’ from a cracked radiator...
7390 I tried to miscarry my baby and hurt her perman...
6519 When I was a youngster I lived in quite a dodgy...
5745 Gave mince beef to a vegetarian
2019, September
12344 I gave my friend a fatal dose of heroin and it ...
11929 I made my brother think he has alopecia for the...
11794 When I was a server I threw a customers phone i...
9459 When I was a kid I would wipe my ass with towel...
7631 I used to charge a kid a made up "fat tax"
7367 In High School, I forged all of my report cards
6441 I hide my mother's iPhone charger
5993 I've never been to my math class sober
5371 Stealing tips
5307 My brother talked me into stealing $300 worth o...
2019, August
9816 I told my mom to ‘just die already’ while s...
8680 When people park badly, I put gum under the dri...
8445 I used to go into random homes in my neighborho...
8236 I am a hotel breakfast bandit.
7647 I leave fake parking tickets on cars that deser...
7269 When I was 19 years old I lied about having a s...
6663 I used to throw out food so my mom had to cook ...
6447 I cheated on every Spanish test I took in Highs...
5814 Three years ago, my family surprised me with an...
5521 I almost died of alcohol poisoning and then lie...
2019, July
31726 Cop pulled me over and I called 911 and lied to...
12903 I call fake orders in to a pizza place to get f...
7739 A year ago I relapsed on heroin and recovered. ...
5934 I "broke" the wifi when my parents refused to g...
5718 I once pickpocketed a friend of a friend and co...
5210 I had to steal my family's VHS after a porn mov...
1306 I made fun of a Student Teacher in 7th grade an...
1108 When I was little, I repeatedly tried to kill m...
779 When I was teenage Xbox Live dirtbag, I tricked...
566 me and my friends damaged school property and c...
2019, June
50289 I'm putting my extremely profoundly disabled 7 ...
19987 I killed an elderly man in front of his wife an...
8644 [NSFW] I snooped through a teachers phone and f...
7295 I used to eat my coworkers apple chips at work,...
6871 I took $30 out of my colleague’s farewell gif...
6842 I sneak in and use my old apartment's gym three...
6456 I told my boss that my wife was having a miscar...
4993 I slapped someone across the face and blamed it...
4626 I put bleach in the laundry during basic traini...
4301 I caused the house fire which killed my brother...
2019, May
18074 I watched my students beating their class mate ...
16569 I gave a lactose intolerant customer dairy on p...
14293 When I was younger, I tried to hack my little b...
11815 I shit on my neighbors door step
8909 I ended a girl’s gymnastics career when I kar...
8515 My favourite thing working as a window washer w...
6787 I once trucked a girl in high school and it kee...
6330 I choked out an 8th grader 13 years ago
6116 I steal my housemate's food and nobody ever sus...
6023 I used to call my sister ugly when I was younge...
2019, April
27173 I’ve stolen hundreds of dollars worth of wate...
18489 Any post with Avengers:Endgame spoilers will re...
16297 I used to steal tons of food from my old job by...
13247 When I nannied I would read the journal of the ...
12342 I lie about having my university degree and it ...
12265 I stole my dads car at night to lose my virgini...
10119 I (25M) had sex for money with people ( Males a...
10058 I used to work in a shoe shop and deliberately ...
9045 I kicked a kid in his balls and he had to have ...
8896 I stole a microwave from Walmart out of despera...
2019, March
20405 I overcharged over 5,000 people.
13325 I took a shit in my roommates $300 Uggs because...
12487 I make copies of other people’s keys for pers...
11133 I destroyed my work project, and I hope I get f...
9895 I sold sodas in high school after a ban of soft...
9478 I killed my pet iguana
8182 I stole thousands of dollars in change over 2 y...
7712 I accidentally killed my pet mouse last night a...
7562 I changed my grade senior year of high school, ...
7429 I waited for a woman to enter the dressing room...
2019, February
15208 I snooped on the CEO's email account and got my...
10177 At my first job, I accidentally took the key to...
9227 I trash my coworkers mugs and dishes when they ...
8464 Indirectly Broke a dryer at a laundromat then g...
7191 I shit in a mason jar and left it in my friends...
6643 I stopped attending a class, lied about turning...
5852 I got drunk at work , stole cheesecake and ende...
5470 At the age of 7, I tied up my neighbor of my ag...
5100 I beat up a guy and my life was almost complete...
4965 When I was 12, I blamed my mom’s broken lapto...
2019, January
25717 My little cousin cracked my iPhone XS Max scree...
15550 I faked my resume and now I'm in the shit.........
11903 I am accidentally my son’s ghostwriter.
8761 I lied about completing a project in the 8th gr...
7834 I sold my body
7779 I sabotaged my father's marriage because he che...
7470 I stole my little brother's CD player because h...
6330 I called CPS on my daughter and she is facing l...
5977 I cost my company $20,000 and they are still cl...
5909 I “accidentally†found out my employer was ...
