/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2020
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2020, December
4573 I pooed on the floor at McDonald's bathroom the...
3578 I’m a successful person who cannot function w...
3438 I stayed in hotels for free by signing people u...
3155 Counterfeit money to get quarters from change m...
3064 I use to fake my parents signature on tests in ...
2673 I used to work at a stadium as a beer hawker, I...
2113 I used to skim customers' change to supplement ...
2101 I framed someone so I could have some peace and...
1814 Changed the VIN plate from my car to another on...
1392 I kinda "found" money in a slot machine and too...
2020, November
5008 I Steal Food From The Grocery Store Where I Wor...
4858 I've stolen over 10k in cash at my former job, ...
4347 I was dishonest to my client and made them pay ...
4032 I used to steal food from the school cafeteria ...
3679 I accepted counterfeit money at work and lied a...
3659 In 5th grade I deleted all of my class' saved work
3363 I paid rent in cash and then re stole the money...
3283 In high school, I stole my friend’s parents c...
3106 I lied about being homeless to avoid paying for...
2598 When I was in high school I stole a prize winni...
2020, October
4751 I volunteered to do my aunt/uncles laundry to t...
4177 I often used to go to the lost and found and st...
3812 I corrupted a file meant for my history project...
3512 I lit a large fire in my neighborhood when I wa...
3128 When I was a preteen I stole a towel full of qu...
3098 I bullied a girl who was just trying to be my f...
2991 I stabbed my classmate on the head with a penci...
2751 I stole over £1500 in LEGO from Toys'R'Us in 6...
2688 I stole thousands of dollars worth of makeup fr...
2316 I spent 200 Mexican pesos (around 9.5 dollars) ...
2020, September
8062 I yelled at my grandpa who is suffering from de...
7115 I knowingly stuck a booger to my bosses hand an...
5191 When I was 10, I insulted a random lady on the ...
3934 I graduated from college and cheated in (almost...
3796 I was a drugged out Sunday School teacher for m...
3443 I lied about going to a funeral just to get a d...
3190 When I was 11 I put a tack pin side up on the b...
2515 Broke into my old house through the rooftop window
2085 I knowingly lost my bar $850 in sales in 1 hour...
1784 I spit celery into a vase and never got it out ...
2020, August
24538 I let my friend freeze in a park's bench when I...
4673 I stole my friends gengar in pokemon the day be...
4167 I bullied someone who was just asking if i was ...
4087 I stole my dead sister’s money from a drawer ...
3647 I sold six boxes of candy for a fundraiser in e...
3632 I use to steal gift cards from shops and actual...
3601 In H.S. I used someone else's I.D. number to ge...
3446 my friend and I pretended to collect money for ...
3043 I ordered security key for vending machine at o...
2978 I threw a trash can off of a roof in middle sch...
2020, July
6057 I pretended to be a homeless teen to make money...
5383 I stole close to $1000 dollars from ages 8-10 b...
4060 I fooled my proffesor that he miscalculated my ...
3596 I made people leave a movie even though their p...
3527 I sprayed WD-40 in a kid's eyes because he woul...
3125 The money for snacks I sell at work go into my ...
3114 I stole 40 chocolate gold coins from a candy st...
2901 We bribed a kid in our high-school to take the ...
2283 Stole $40 from the McDonald’s I used to work ...
2148 Smoked a cigarette in school during in school s...
2020, June
12624 I plagiarised my entire dissertation and I got ...
6348 When I was 9 I started the biggest fire my town...
5075 I intentionally broke the work computer so my b...
4472 Me and my friends at the age of 14 burned down ...
4412 When i was 15 i pushed my father down the stair...
3344 When I was a kid I carved my sister's name into...
2709 When I was 10, I vandalised the school bathroom...
2515 I lied about being assaulted solely for attenti...
2341 In year 2, I destroyed all the crayons and blam...
927 I ran away,stole £250, ate 4 yogurts,got into ...
2020, May
12175 I stole my friend's folder in 3rd grade, and lo...
7865 As a child, I copied a poem from a book and won...
6941 I hid weed in the principal's office and someho...
6511 I tricked my college professor into giving me a...
5995 I stole a bath bomb from Target when I was 14 a...
4904 I stabbed my classmate in 4th grade but got awa...
4729 I got mad that i was falsely accused of talking...
4607 i’ve spent close to $2000 dollars of my paren...
4596 I stole from the school store when I was in 4th...
4506 I convinced a kid to pull the fire alarm and go...
2020, April
7019 I stole a girls iPod Touch and then sold it bac...
5790 In 5th grade, I pushed a girl in a monkey cage ...
5159 Kept all the chocolate I sold to my neighbors a...
4886 Today I relapsed after being sober for an entir...
3849 I used to scam people, by pretending to raise m...
3662 When I was about 12 my friend and I got into fi...
3377 I needed medical attention and ended up smashin...
2915 I threw mangoes on my neighbours house and it g...
2887 I used a corporate "emergency" credit card for ...
2510 I sabotaged 20 paint gallons on purpose at my p...
2020, March
14548 I kept the display tablets at Target instead of...
6362 I tricked restaurants into serving me alcohol u...
5117 I sold my mum and dads cigarettes at school and...
4644 i’m a recovering addict at the age of 18
3868 I cut my insulin cord and could’ve been hospi...
3675 i stole a school laptop
3392 I have been a drug/alcohol addict for the last ...
2758 I found a wallet in our school bathroom and kep...
2057 I stole out of the Lost and Found in middle school
1436 Set a farmer's field on fire it asked for witne...
2020, February
5857 I took a picture of a girl's butt at lunch today
3018 I used to steal from the Scholastic book fairs
2660 I stole some of my grandma's weed about a year ...
2455 Stole over 50$ worth of Free sonic ice cream co...
2408 Shot my uncle in the ear with a bb pistol when ...
1976 I stole over 50 18 pack from one conveince stor...
665 I have been faking a disability (deafness) at w...
537 I stole Webkinz codes and sold them in 3nd grade.
324 I keep stealing groceries from Kroger and no on...
305 When I was at school I spent a whole term dripp...
2020, January
8388 I entered a strangers house to avoid a DUI
8142 I sold fake drugs
6714 I forged Good Charlotte's signature for a Nintendo
5951 I blackmailed my uncle some time ago and I real...
4949 I keep lying to my incredibly kind boss about w...
4808 I framed kids in my apartment complex for steal...
3595 I abused coupons for my local Pizza restaurant ...
2960 I stole a lot of cigarettes from my dad.
2813 Stole a girls money on picture day.
2810 I gave away a bunch of free stuff so I didn't h...
