/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2021

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2021, December

I stole a pregnancy test bc I couldnâ€™t afford...

4520 I stole a pregnancy test bc I couldnâ€™t afford...

I stabbed a man, in court said it was an accide...

3497 I stabbed a man, in court said it was an accide...

I sold a pair of fake Jordanâ€™s to a kid and n...

2980 I sold a pair of fake Jordanâ€™s to a kid and n...

A client at my job dropped 185$ while paying an...

1711 A client at my job dropped 185$ while paying an...

I use to steal money from my bestfriend in high...

1430 I use to steal money from my bestfriend in high...

Someone dropped $200 on the ground at my job an...

1105 Someone dropped $200 on the ground at my job an...

I broke into a house when I was 19 and I still ...

1098 I broke into a house when I was 19 and I still ...

I stuck a pin into my friend shoeâ€™s sole and ...

1090 I stuck a pin into my friend shoeâ€™s sole and ...

Stole nearly $1000 from my dad 15+ years ago. G...

1076 Stole nearly $1000 from my dad 15+ years ago. G...

I stole large amounts of cigarettes when I was ...

1055 I stole large amounts of cigarettes when I was ...

2021, November

In the 2nd grade, I bullied a very sweet, shy g...

3295 In the 2nd grade, I bullied a very sweet, shy g...

I Made My Mom Think She Broke Her Own Glass Tab...

3224 I Made My Mom Think She Broke Her Own Glass Tab...

i scammed someone for $2500 of bitcoin and I ga...

3047 i scammed someone for $2500 of bitcoin and I ga...

I used to flatten my parents tires so they coul...

2995 I used to flatten my parents tires so they coul...

I used to run a " fake report card" cartel back...

2531 I used to run a " fake report card" cartel back...

I had "scammed" my grandma for over 3000$ and t...

2355 I had "scammed" my grandma for over 3000$ and t...

I was mad at my mom so I mixed in a tiny bit of...

2280 I was mad at my mom so I mixed in a tiny bit of...

I have stolen over $500 worth of things from ta...

2062 I have stolen over $500 worth of things from ta...

I stole a girls textbook to make her pay a fee ...

1923 I stole a girls textbook to make her pay a fee ...

I scammed my elementary school and lied to ever...

1919 I scammed my elementary school and lied to ever...

2021, October

When I was 7 I threw a brick at a girls face no...

5424 When I was 7 I threw a brick at a girls face no...

I regret joining a gang, and now I am not sure ...

2386 I regret joining a gang, and now I am not sure ...

I stole McDonaldâ€™s monopoly tickets to get fr...

2309 I stole McDonaldâ€™s monopoly tickets to get fr...

I stole a $200 tip from a waitress I was workin...

2019 I stole a $200 tip from a waitress I was workin...

I took a sip out of a girls drink without her k...

1958 I took a sip out of a girls drink without her k...

My little sister and I used to steal the body o...

1948 My little sister and I used to steal the body o...

I threw my father's telephone into the Grand Ca...

1670 I threw my father's telephone into the Grand Ca...

When I was 12 I opened one of those big mailbox...

1660 When I was 12 I opened one of those big mailbox...

When i was a kid in highschool i stole cellphon...

1570 When i was a kid in highschool i stole cellphon...

When I was 12 I poisoned (and hospitalized) my ...

1464 When I was 12 I poisoned (and hospitalized) my ...

2021, September

I puked all over a bathroom stall and left it l...

3410 I puked all over a bathroom stall and left it l...

I gave my sister weed when she was 12 and she e...

3012 I gave my sister weed when she was 12 and she e...

i tried to teach the kid i nanny how to driveâ€...

2598 i tried to teach the kid i nanny how to driveâ€...

As a kid, I lit a match and dropped it into a f...

2474 As a kid, I lit a match and dropped it into a f...

When I was 10 I told a girl she should hang her...

2331 When I was 10 I told a girl she should hang her...

Back at my first job I charged thousands of dol...

2169 Back at my first job I charged thousands of dol...

I Stole Money From Customers by Overcharging Th...

2088 I Stole Money From Customers by Overcharging Th...

I stole from Home Depot a few times and will ne...

1844 I stole from Home Depot a few times and will ne...

One day i got my mum into a car crash because i...

1800 One day i got my mum into a car crash because i...

I stole some money from my best friend 10 years...

1661 I stole some money from my best friend 10 years...

2021, August

When I was 14 in high school I stole this girls...

3738 When I was 14 in high school I stole this girls...

As a kid, i stole military equipment from not s...

2709 As a kid, i stole military equipment from not s...

I was mean to a child while at work over 20 yea...

2614 I was mean to a child while at work over 20 yea...

When I was 15, I lied to my school and got my b...

2456 When I was 15, I lied to my school and got my b...

I work as a receptionist in a hospital and stol...

2261 I work as a receptionist in a hospital and stol...

I used to steal from my employer so we could co...

2250 I used to steal from my employer so we could co...

stole from target a week ago, I canâ€™t sleep a...

2054 stole from target a week ago, I canâ€™t sleep a...

I used to steal diapers sometimes when my kid w...

2023 I used to steal diapers sometimes when my kid w...

I got Scratch (the child coding software we all...

1868 I got Scratch (the child coding software we all...

I stole $100 from someoneâ€™s wallet and still ...

1653 I stole $100 from someoneâ€™s wallet and still ...

2021, July

I stole a final exam in 10th grade and sent pic...

4190 I stole a final exam in 10th grade and sent pic...

When I was in the 6th grade, I stole about $300...

2973 When I was in the 6th grade, I stole about $300...

As a teenager, I sometimes pretended to be rela...

2179 As a teenager, I sometimes pretended to be rela...

I outsourced a portion of my work, without lett...

2150 I outsourced a portion of my work, without lett...

I worked for a restaurant and I would steal mon...

2097 I worked for a restaurant and I would steal mon...

I broke a girls arm in 3rd grade and have never...

1881 I broke a girls arm in 3rd grade and have never...

I broke an iPad at a Miami airport electronics ...

1757 I broke an iPad at a Miami airport electronics ...

When I was a kid, I used to break chocolate bar...

1711 When I was a kid, I used to break chocolate bar...

When I was a child, I used scissors to cut the ...

1632 When I was a child, I used scissors to cut the ...

I would steal money from my parents and ended u...

1158 I would steal money from my parents and ended u...

2021, June

When I was homeless I used food delivery apps f...

7970 When I was homeless I used food delivery apps f...

I used the gas card of an old job for 3 years t...

5488 I used the gas card of an old job for 3 years t...

I lied to my parents about graduating from coll...

3029 I lied to my parents about graduating from coll...

I plagiarized on my last term paper of my Bache...

2974 I plagiarized on my last term paper of my Bache...

I spiked the entire offices coffee supply with ...

2849 I spiked the entire offices coffee supply with ...

I kept charging my mom and brothers credit card...

2627 I kept charging my mom and brothers credit card...

I ripped a pair of skinny jeans from Hot Topic ...

2347 I ripped a pair of skinny jeans from Hot Topic ...

I stole from the church fundraiser twice and wo...

2158 I stole from the church fundraiser twice and wo...

i never used to steal but recently i have been ...

2117 i never used to steal but recently i have been ...

I stole to a guy and then I sell what I stole t...

1997 I stole to a guy and then I sell what I stole t...

2021, May

Lied to get out of a school project and ended u...

5413 Lied to get out of a school project and ended u...

I staged a robbery to steal from the store wher...

4365 I staged a robbery to steal from the store wher...

I stole a pipe from my dead friend's grave. (Do...

2937 I stole a pipe from my dead friend's grave. (Do...

I was mean to one of the only people who were n...

2795 I was mean to one of the only people who were n...

I stole from Lowes a few times and now I really...

2581 I stole from Lowes a few times and now I really...

A few years ago i made fun of a girl for liking...

2519 A few years ago i made fun of a girl for liking...

One time I put head lice in my friends hair so ...

1985 One time I put head lice in my friends hair so ...

I Stole From My Local Grocery Store (Lighthearted)

1897 I Stole From My Local Grocery Store (Lighthearted)

I use to fake my progress report grade even tho...

1871 I use to fake my progress report grade even tho...

I hit a car and didn't fess up. Never got info ...

1824 I hit a car and didn't fess up. Never got info ...

2021, April

I lied to a blind neighbor and told him I moved...

11095 I lied to a blind neighbor and told him I moved...

I threw eggs from the 16th floor of my apartmen...

6513 I threw eggs from the 16th floor of my apartmen...

I posted fake jobs on internet so I could build...

6154 I posted fake jobs on internet so I could build...

I tried to terminate my pregnancy the entire 9 ...

5923 I tried to terminate my pregnancy the entire 9 ...

It wasn't my brothers who googled the boobies, ...

4272 It wasn't my brothers who googled the boobies, ...

I'm supposed to be logging hours at my job from...

3542 I'm supposed to be logging hours at my job from...

I did the YMCA with a hospice patient's arms wh...

3260 I did the YMCA with a hospice patient's arms wh...

Supposed to be working from home but just did n...

2963 Supposed to be working from home but just did n...

I let someone else take the blame for absolutel...

2599 I let someone else take the blame for absolutel...

I told my parents I had to go back to universit...

2561 I told my parents I had to go back to universit...

2021, March

i kicked a hitchhiker out of my car in the midd...

6321 i kicked a hitchhiker out of my car in the midd...

In 4th grade, I told my friend about my momâ€™s...

4365 In 4th grade, I told my friend about my momâ€™s...

My friend and I swithced report cards when we w...

3879 My friend and I swithced report cards when we w...

I blocked a road by my house and made traffic d...

3703 I blocked a road by my house and made traffic d...

I paid someone to write papers for me during my...

3427 I paid someone to write papers for me during my...

I put a piece of gum under the table at the sec...

3376 I put a piece of gum under the table at the sec...

I went through my friendâ€™s phone and read tex...

3261 I went through my friendâ€™s phone and read tex...

Got fed up one day, so I made up a fake book ti...

3056 Got fed up one day, so I made up a fake book ti...

Bought gum with my dadâ€™s money without tellin...

2947 Bought gum with my dadâ€™s money without tellin...

I plagiarized a paper that was 60 percent of my...

2728 I plagiarized a paper that was 60 percent of my...

2021, February

In high school, I broke into the mailbox to get...

5895 In high school, I broke into the mailbox to get...

I used to put discounts on peopleâ€™s cash bill...

5267 I used to put discounts on peopleâ€™s cash bill...

I Have a Severe Drug Problem that Nobody Knows ...

3854 I Have a Severe Drug Problem that Nobody Knows ...

I wiped my butt on a towel while looking at som...

3658 I wiped my butt on a towel while looking at som...

I broke into a bank-owned house and stole thing...

2960 I broke into a bank-owned house and stole thing...

I stole the answer book when I was in 6th grade...

2589 I stole the answer book when I was in 6th grade...

Stole a Tamagotchi out of my teachers desk when...

2484 Stole a Tamagotchi out of my teachers desk when...

Changed my grade and friends' grades back in mi...

2472 Changed my grade and friends' grades back in mi...

Knocked over a radiator onto my brother's head ...

2369 Knocked over a radiator onto my brother's head ...

I stole lots of food from various grocery store...

2366 I stole lots of food from various grocery store...

2021, January

I broke every rule as a Resident Advisor/Reside...

5786 I broke every rule as a Resident Advisor/Reside...

I lied to an old employer about my previous pay...

5258 I lied to an old employer about my previous pay...

I faked having my right hand burned in middle s...

4182 I faked having my right hand burned in middle s...

I was involved in a drug scheme at my high scho...

4115 I was involved in a drug scheme at my high scho...

I lied about seeing a bear to get into the news...

3277 I lied about seeing a bear to get into the news...

I Lied About Being Mexican In Middle School In ...

2912 I Lied About Being Mexican In Middle School In ...

I am intentionally dishonest and lie when booki...

2336 I am intentionally dishonest and lie when booki...

I spent Â£200 on building a lie to get myself a...

2210 I spent Â£200 on building a lie to get myself a...

I lied to my employer about having a Masters De...

2040 I lied to my employer about having a Masters De...

I stole a lot of money from my parents as a tee...

1904 I stole a lot of money from my parents as a tee...