/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2022
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2022, December
2196 I used to be a drug dealer and now I’m an ele...
1937 I stole Bird Scooters and made money by selling...
1403 I accepted a counterfeit $50 bill, then passed ...
1295 I would smoke weed and drive when I was younger...
1034 I threw up on the carpet on purpose and never t...
1017 I broke my teacher’s prized possession and di...
901 I went to school drunk on many occasions and di...
863 I bought myself a PlayStation with another man'...
841 I stole several of my school principal's passwords
706 I spilled waste from my RV at the dump station ...
2022, November
2448 I took someone's food at Panera Bread because I...
2134 I used fake urine on the drug test to get my cu...
1561 I gave a kid a cigarette to tell me who was giv...
1330 I punched my teacher’s son and robbed him at ...
1097 When i was around 6 i sat on my parrot and lied...
1072 I once did a dine and dash at Denny's. I had no...
1025 I have stolen thousands of dollars from my parents
801 I stole a shop vac from a bar that my band play...
767 I got caught Trying change my grades at school....
765 Got reimbursed double on my travel expenses for...
2022, October
4484 I shoplifted at the grocery store out of sheer ...
3184 I stole a Halloween costume from Walmart for my...
2323 I hid my field trip money in someone’s desk s...
1843 I plagiarized several papers in college and got...
1448 I’ve stolen about £12000 from my dad, probab...
1109 I took 43 dollars from my dad's purse to buy weed.
1084 I stole from work on impulse and I deeply regre...
1035 I used to fake having a broken arm through midd...
843 I stole money from my dad because I was mad at ...
798 I steal weed from my dad’s stash and I havenâ...
2022, September
1642 I used to steal from my grandpa, it’s still d...
1418 I set a bathroom on fire in 7th grade and nearl...
1359 I punched my drunk best friend in the face and ...
1330 I stole brownie toppings from a frozen yogurt s...
1310 I lied about being homicidal only for attention...
1204 I used to sell my zoloft (anti-depressants) in ...
1197 I stole a necklace from the shop of my aunt and...
740 My friend and I were paid to steal a sign and g...
537 I went to an Internet cafe and stole the intern...
521 I (25f) shoved my brother (13m) down on his bir...
2022, August
2747 I put peanut butter in my friend's drink thinki...
2322 I stole money from my son's wallet while I visi...
1953 I just stole some bran flakes and I'm shaking s...
1277 In 2nd grade i stole this kids whole collection...
1198 I put Dettol in my sister’s drink to stop her...
1115 I stole hundreds of dollars worth of pc hardwar...
1087 I use the same methods of abuse that my parents...
1072 I shut my classroom down with grasshoppers in 4...
974 20 years ago, my poor parents had to change the...
935 when I was a kid I threw away my late uncles ip...
2022, July
3861 I've been clocking in on my work laptop and goi...
2132 I threw a pepperoni pizza through someone's window
1906 When I was a kid I kept the church offering mon...
1700 I steal cookies from work when I’m trusted to...
1544 I used my moms money for Genshin and now I’m ...
1407 When I was a kid I did something really weird a...
1365 When I was younger my parents wouldn’t buy me...
1248 I just stole some drugs from a friend, what am ...
1226 I screamed and destroyed half my brothers room ...
1086 Realizing that I'm the problem and coming to te...
2022, June
2801 My friend and I burned down a house when I was ...
2356 I Messed Up My Local Eco System by Setting Hund...
2013 I steal peoples pens at work, and keep them as ...
1711 I stole another girls pair of pants in middle s...
1348 I hit a parked car a month ago and i cant stop ...
1348 I broke into my friends house when i was 8 to s...
951 i ripped a pair of pants in the fitting room an...
922 i stole alcohol from my neighbors while they we...
798 I stole my moms car when I was high and didn’...
630 I scratched my borther’s car and I don’t kn...
2022, May
3496 I plagiarized my English paper, passed and now ...
2796 I abused my mom until she became an empty shell...
1540 When I was eleven, I put my pinkeye rheum in my...
1462 I just cost my friend a couple hundred dollars ...
1410 I messed up and blamed my kid coworker for it. ...
1288 I charged a kid at my school 40 dollars for 2 b...
1238 I stole my dads cocaine when I was in High scho...
1034 I pushed a boy I knew off a 10 foot drop and he...
976 I caused a kid in my High School to get expelle...
976 i ripped out a ton of this girl's sketchbook dr...
2022, April
5057 I pushed my brother when we were kids and his h...
2846 I once pushed an elderly lady down the stairs b...
2749 I lied: I did give you the slice of pizza that ...
1930 I got my first DUI and I’m not sure if I shou...
1832 I wounded my neighbours eye and I don’t know ...
1568 In Grade 6 I threw a dictionary at a special ne...
1453 In 6th grade, I hacked my school's BrainPop acc...
1395 I called out my friend from an anonymous accoun...
1375 I used to lock my brother in his room when I wa...
1310 I used to physically hurt my baby brother out o...
2022, March
2634 When I worked as a valet as a teenager, I chipp...
2505 As a nanny for a family with three kids, I stol...
2104 I physically harmed my nephews and I deeply reg...
2071 I “hacked†all of the school calculators in...
1868 I stole my parents whiskey and went to school d...
1765 I stole $15 dollars from a tik toker who works ...
1704 i stole a poster from a cinema and now im afrai...
1403 I swapped a censored CD for an uncensored CD in...
1338 i bullied a “friend†years ago and still re...
1150 I dropped a baby when I was about 9 and I never...
2022, February
2510 I used to steal from my store when I was a mana...
1401 I took drugs with my friend the night she overd...
1395 I pulled a fire alarm at a random high school t...
1112 When I was in 4th grade I hid a kids pants from...
1074 I graduated at the top of my class by stealing ...
1008 I've stolen hundreds of £'s stealing from my l...
775 I lied and said I was staying at my friends hou...
709 I steal sugar from restaurants and I don’t kn...
641 i stole money to make my tills even at the groc...
637 My teammates and I used to spit on our hands af...
2022, January
2944 I stole thousands of dollars from my dad while ...
2728 The first time I drove by myself after getting ...
1704 I electrocuted a dude and blamed it on someone ...
1602 I drunkenly crashed my car into a snow bank whe...
1421 When i was at the mental hospital I stole a big...
1014 I sent a kid to the ER when I was 12 and I stil...
961 I stole £30 off my mam when I was 13 and even ...
907 Caught somebody stealing cash out of another's ...
748 I stole cash from my Father's wallet countless ...
723 When i was a kid i cracked my sister head open ...
