/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2023
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2023, December
2503 I used garlic and onions in a meal when I was s...
1641 Ive been getting free food from McDonald's for ...
1561 I took $500 from the bank teller knowing it was...
1413 I’ve been faking being from UK for 6 years and ...
1188 I messed up my own life by dropping out of high...
1158 I scammed Temu and now I lost half a thousand d...
960 I 16M regret visiting a brothel but struggle to...
769 I pretended I was deaf so I didn’t have to talk...
769 4 months clean but I can say drugs damaged me v...
757 I Didn't expose my friends fake accusations, an...
2023, November
2358 I have been faking headaches for the past 10 years
1657 i screenshotted a nude when i was young and i r...
1236 I threw away a customers phone for leaving a hu...
1123 I tricked mentally ill and poor people into doi...
988 I threw out my grandmother’s ashes and used t...
972 I have been stealing from KFC for more than 5 m...
925 I used to lie about se*ual assault and other se...
879 I lied to get a bike from a church held easter ...
770 I’m hiding the extent of my dependence of dru...
720 I threw out mine and my sister’s childhood ob...
2023, October
17031 I Lured a Homeless Woman to My House, Hoping To...
4437 I controlled my neighbour's TV for 6 months fro...
3913 I use to pocket the cash payments for the $5 fo...
3337 i lapsed on c*caine after being 2 years clean. ...
2517 A woman asked me to buy her groceries, I accept...
2483 I crop dust the old people at the pharmacy I fr...
1919 My son’s tooth fell out and I didn’t have c...
1878 Ive paid thousands of dollars for Seggs over th...
1556 I traumatized a kid by locking him in a room wi...
1444 I use to break the chain when I worked drive th...
2023, September
6567 I exaggerated my daughters symptoms so the doct...
2007 It was me that moved your Garden Gnome every night
1703 I physically and mentally abused all my budgies...
1454 I couldn't stop a girl from being harassed in a...
1376 I stole thousands of dollars from my restaurant...
1334 I touched multiple girls inappropriately when I...
951 I lied about getting a degree. And now I'm too ...
949 My old company collapsed and so I kept my old w...
847 Things i did whe i lived in hawaii on a militar...
810 I must confess : I was never caught stealing fr...
2023, August
2909 Found $760. Didn’t return it even though i kn...
2305 I received $2000 from an unknown source and kep...
2287 My mom took 50 dollars from me, so I lied and t...
1705 I found cash in my buddy's laundry while houses...
1645 I stole so much food when I was a store manager...
869 I took about $800 from my Mom because she stole...
741 Broke into my work drunk multiple times and sto...
610 I used to throw apples at drunk college kids…...
573 i (24 M) stole upwards of 500 pokemon cards fro...
483 I set a girl up because I stole from the regist...
2023, July
6392 I changed a babys name of a mentally disabled w...
3987 I was a janitor and lived rent-free in the jani...
3144 When I was a teen pretended to play fight a gir...
2689 I left a job, and then I changed everyone’s p...
2470 I lied about my favorite food for a couple of y...
2100 Waiter forgot part of my order then abandoned m...
1953 I opened my future brother-in-law’s phone whi...
1902 I lied on my resume because I was getting despe...
1688 I routinely threw my entire paper route in a du...
1682 I always buy the fancy, most expensive apples a...
2023, June
2842 I can get free McDonald’s meal any time witho...
1738 r/Confession will be joining the blackout to pr...
1443 Forgot about a live mouse trap, found what are ...
1444 I Keyed Someone's Car Today Because They Parked...
1418 I purposely gave my roommate the wrong answers ...
1396 I used to let people steal from walmart self ch...
1312 I sold "His" playstation for R50 (2$ about).......
1269 I knowingly returned a must cheaper item to Ama...
1258 I am secretly starving myself and I can not let...
1171 i have started stealing from a luxury grocery s...
2023, May
3505 I used a CEO’s company discount code to buy c...
3499 I threw a friend's photo album in the garbage w...
2873 My first two tattoos on human skin (other than ...
2713 I got hired at McDonalds with the intent of doi...
2638 We are planning a gender reveal for our baby bu...
1909 I wiped my butt with display towel, hung it bac...
1870 I sold margaritas at full price when they were ...
1813 i stole two packs of baby wipes from walmart la...
1440 When I was 10, I may have permanently damaged t...
1383 I purposfully made my student "Fail", here's wh...
2023, April
2810 I’m a liar but only in one tiny, stupid regar...
2649 I told a guy that my trazodone would get him hi...
2314 I stole a whopping $50-$100 each day when i wor...
2224 i bought dill to cook with yesterday and at the...
2048 I drank alcohol at school so I could talk to girls
1990 I just drank a little bit of my grandmother out...
1745 I split an edible with my sister and I regret i...
1561 I read my roommates diary all year and then sto...
1362 Today when checking out at the self checkout ar...
1347 I sped off in my car, with a young man hanging ...
2023, March
3317 I am getting high on cocaine and doing schoolwork.
2613 I disabled appliances in my house because my la...
2225 I got mad at my gym and left with a 45 lbs weig...
2095 when i was younger i would make fake puke at 3a...
1935 I caused my friends parents to have to change t...
1869 I overcharged customers while working a registe...
1542 I used to steal pizza from the restaurant I wor...
1388 I've been drinking to get through work for the ...
1274 When I was really young there was a girl everyo...
1274 I don’t pay for the grocery bags at the store...
2023, February
2199 I’ve(30M) spent $250,000-$350,000 on drugs an...
1790 I F (23) Stole 100 dollars from Walmart and spe...
1631 I used to take garbage bags of food from 7eleve...
1261 I'm a server and I take my own surveys on our t...
1058 I resold snacks I stole from the vending machin...
959 i am running away today, leaving eveything behind.
863 Staring at a neighbor when they were walking ar...
834 I used to frequently abuse my younger brother w...
647 I've been stealing my moms pills and my dad's a...
618 I accidently hit and run in a parking lot, scra...
2023, January
1728 I took thousands of dollars when I was homeless...
1651 I threw a drink through a lady’s open car win...
1522 I faked having Tourette’s in 7th grade and it...
1451 Set the Clock 10 Mins Ahead in a Conference Roo...
1375 I stole from my college’s bookstore, and now ...
1283 I honestly tried but just couldn't manage to st...
1195 I poured water in the engine of my dads motorcycle
1196 I caused a random classmate of mine to fail one...
1191 Once I stole my gym teachers inhaler during PE ...
1152 I gave someone lice on purpose when I was in 4t...
