/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2024
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confession 2023
2024, August
10985 I stole from a museum as a child, and I don't m...
4347 I witnessed a car accident, saved his life and ...
3658 I knocked a homeless guy unconscious because he...
3435 I once mixed Xanax and alcohol and “woke up” 3 ...
2422 I move the towels people use in hotels to reser...
2383 I’m lying to everyone I’ve ever known and ever ...
2253 I don't always come home from work straight awa...
2102 I haven't tipped in the last 3 years and i don'...
1662 [ Removed by Reddit ]
1331 I used my infant son’s stroller to shoplift foo...
2024, July
2865 I am a compulsive liar, and have been my whole ...
2458 I leave early everyday and do about 5 mins of work
2293 I lied to get my current job and it pays really...
918 I took half of a 70mg gummy and three puffs of ...
638 I harassed a girl in HS and it haunts me everyday.
625 I tell customers at my work that I’m dyslexic b...
624 my whole family thinks i’ve been sober for the ...
448 I lied about having an auto immune disorder at ...
358 I also harassed a girl in highschool when I was...
347 They tried to make me work overtime, so I hid u...
2024, June
6207 I threw a "adult-doll" along the roadside. Ther...
2782 I used a German flag passed down to me by my ro...
1781 When I was 9, I stole my mother's diamond earri...
983 I caused a girl to have to get glasses for the ...
896 I scratched a child and blamed it on another ch...
887 I did awful things to be a part of a friendship...
790 I burned through $30,000 and have nothing to sh...
495 A boy stole my ipod so I ‘hacked’ his account a...
440 Put my hand in a girl’s shirt in elementary school
402 I didn’t pay the full balance for my Burger Kin...
2024, May
2383 I will never forget what I saw and said nothing...
2295 In 7th grade my Spanish teacher used popsicle s...
2051 I only hire cute girls or ugly guys at the coll...
1819 I stated I was pregnant to keep a high Uber rat...
1280 The day I place my large feces under my parents...
1127 I stole from Taco Bell daily for months without...
1070 I didn't give him the job because his kid is a ...
1055 I drew something nsfw at work and left it in th...
786 I intentionally sent a bikini picture to my old...
754 I turn the wifi off to get my roommates friends...
2024, April
3326 I lied about being colorblind to everybody I know.
2197 I used to get my little brother to sleep in bed...
2110 I've been running a company totally drunk for m...
1458 I faked having Epilepsy, but it turned out I ac...
1451 I made a girl quit school and it still haunts m...
1253 I constantly stole a drug dealers money as a ba...
998 I broke a large glass door at the airport and n...
928 I faked a pregnancy and a miscarriage to everyo...
861 Told people I got hit by a car but I actually r...
777 I grabbed a girls butt at a party when i was 16...
2024, March
1663 I called my mom ugly and it's my biggest regret...
1410 I made hundreds of dollars from someone else’s ...
1399 I lied to both of my parents so that I could ha...
1294 I have been spending most of my days generating...
996 I got my first job by lying about being schedul...
932 I sold a biohazardous camper for a crazy price ...
896 I hid the tablespoon measure from my flatmate w...
882 I realize how easy shoplifting is and now I can...
691 I made thousands off a side hustle website with...
652 I used meth everyday for 6 months and hid it fr...
2024, February
2219 I destroyed a public bathroom and when I was ru...
2127 Ive gaslit myself and everyone around me for th...
1943 I tell my daughter that I’m welding in the gara...
1347 I’m a nanny and I sleep on the job sometimes ho...
1291 In 2nd grade I caused my school to be fined 600...
1061 Cashier mistake leads to me paying next to noth...
990 I've yelled at and closed my 3 mo old's mouth t...
958 In 2008 I named my teacher " Luigi " and to thi...
782 I made a girl fail a test in middle school beca...
705 I’ve lied about shifting to over 100k people an...
2024, January
2172 I lied about an injury, ended up actually savin...
1789 I went through my moms phone and i regret it......
1738 I used to lie about my ethnicity to my classmat...
1595 I haven't been sober in 20+ years and that is f...
1580 I inappropriately touched my teacher in high-sc...
1369 I’ve been smoking crack on and off for a few we...
1082 I lower the tv when my dad and step mom aren’t ...
837 A couple years ago I showed my friends a horrib...
739 I lied about being assaulted (not in the way yo...
709 I stole a $400 from someone and I’m really upse...
