/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, July

I lied to my barber for years and we never talk...

23545 I lied to my barber for years and we never talk...

I only work 2-3 hours per week at my full-time job

18736 I only work 2-3 hours per week at my full-time job

I perform "Silent" repairs without the owners p...

16131 I perform "Silent" repairs without the owners p...

Used to let my dealer go down on me in exchange...

5377 Used to let my dealer go down on me in exchange...

No one knows I stopped taking my life-saving me...

4796 No one knows I stopped taking my life-saving me...

I took advantage of a CVS self checkout kiosk t...

4480 I took advantage of a CVS self checkout kiosk t...

Father in law kicked me out 4 years ago and I r...

4369 Father in law kicked me out 4 years ago and I r...

I will admit I did this. I was not wrong to do ...

4340 I will admit I did this. I was not wrong to do ...

I threw away my neighbors DMV drivers license b...

3867 I threw away my neighbors DMV drivers license b...

I stuck a flashlight up my hoo-ha to see if it ...

3318 I stuck a flashlight up my hoo-ha to see if it ...

2026, June

I get paid to live with and be friends with my ...

34512 I get paid to live with and be friends with my ...

I started working from home recently and found ...

30477 I started working from home recently and found ...

I stole 2000 hours of time from my employer wit...

11084 I stole 2000 hours of time from my employer wit...

I Flushed a Girl’s Car Keys After She Mocked Me...

6321 I Flushed a Girl’s Car Keys After She Mocked Me...

I made a huge mistake, so I scammed Apple out o...

4986 I made a huge mistake, so I scammed Apple out o...

I convinced a substitute to let me use the comp...

4689 I convinced a substitute to let me use the comp...

I got a boner while nurses were prepping me for...

4509 I got a boner while nurses were prepping me for...

Today marks the day i was supposed to do it, bu...

3900 Today marks the day i was supposed to do it, bu...

I have a 4 month old baby and I regret becoming...

3574 I have a 4 month old baby and I regret becoming...

Bad dental hygiene caused my nipples to have a ...

2305 Bad dental hygiene caused my nipples to have a ...

2026, May

My whole family doesn’t know I lost track of wh...

22948 My whole family doesn’t know I lost track of wh...

When someone didn’t have enough money I just sk...

8340 When someone didn’t have enough money I just sk...

Guy who SA’d me got both legs amputated and I d...

6849 Guy who SA’d me got both legs amputated and I d...

I unplugged a loud ice making machine next to m...

6713 I unplugged a loud ice making machine next to m...

I’m going to walk out of work tonight during a ...

5313 I’m going to walk out of work tonight during a ...

I am a left lane camper, I was ignorant to it, ...

4475 I am a left lane camper, I was ignorant to it, ...

I don’t count nuggets @ Chick-fil-A because I d...

4253 I don’t count nuggets @ Chick-fil-A because I d...

Surprised a stranger in the forest trail mid ac...

3633 Surprised a stranger in the forest trail mid ac...

I went nude while getting a massage and did not...

3555 I went nude while getting a massage and did not...

I won a Girls Gone Wild award for lying and for...

3505 I won a Girls Gone Wild award for lying and for...

2026, April

Took a homeless girl in, and it became a life l...

16822 Took a homeless girl in, and it became a life l...

I took about 2k on a drug dealer that overdosed...

15749 I took about 2k on a drug dealer that overdosed...

I hide cash in my best friends house and have b...

9368 I hide cash in my best friends house and have b...

my dad's last confort came from a lie that i to...

7689 my dad's last confort came from a lie that i to...

Overheard my boss in a Zoom meeting and I’m dea...

6069 Overheard my boss in a Zoom meeting and I’m dea...

Organized + booked an Airbnb for a Bach trip an...

6055 Organized + booked an Airbnb for a Bach trip an...

The old lady who was in front of me at the stor...

5400 The old lady who was in front of me at the stor...

Found my Father rotting and now I can't stop th...

5301 Found my Father rotting and now I can't stop th...

My father will never know he taught me an amazi...

3205 My father will never know he taught me an amazi...

I broke both my arms. I should be miserable, bu...

3160 I broke both my arms. I should be miserable, bu...

2026, March

I have a weekly routine that I've never told an...

17986 I have a weekly routine that I've never told an...

We made drivers damage their vehicles on our pr...

17359 We made drivers damage their vehicles on our pr...

I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into t...

15295 I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into t...

My daughter was just diagnosed with brain cance...

10484 My daughter was just diagnosed with brain cance...

Faked appendicitis to get out of school and the...

7220 Faked appendicitis to get out of school and the...

I Constantly Lie About Taking My Breaks When I’...

5650 I Constantly Lie About Taking My Breaks When I’...

When, I was in my late teens to early 20s....I ...

4960 When, I was in my late teens to early 20s....I ...

I call random shops and department stores in NY...

4728 I call random shops and department stores in NY...

I took a 3k bathroom break at work................

4110 I took a 3k bathroom break at work................

I gaslit my college library out of late fees by...

4007 I gaslit my college library out of late fees by...

2026, February

Making bad tasting food, for the food thief at ...

6214 Making bad tasting food, for the food thief at ...

I used to perform "stealth shots" at school, an...

5551 I used to perform "stealth shots" at school, an...

I used to steal money from Pizza Hut when I wor...

5029 I used to steal money from Pizza Hut when I wor...

I noticed my coworker left their car running an...

4834 I noticed my coworker left their car running an...

I got in an accident when I was away at college...

3983 I got in an accident when I was away at college...

Pretended to be my dad's ghost and may have ina...

3683 Pretended to be my dad's ghost and may have ina...

I do effective work for about 30 minutes a week...

2611 I do effective work for about 30 minutes a week...

I stole all the cash my grandpa had in his wall...

2537 I stole all the cash my grandpa had in his wall...

A girl I used to know is offering herself to me...

2240 A girl I used to know is offering herself to me...

He didn’t warn me he was going to do it, but it...

1844 He didn’t warn me he was going to do it, but it...

2026, January

I “miscanned” a recliner at a furniture store s...

16106 I “miscanned” a recliner at a furniture store s...

Birthday lie to my mom has followed me for 30+ ...

13206 Birthday lie to my mom has followed me for 30+ ...

I worked remotely, got laid off, and when they ...

12070 I worked remotely, got laid off, and when they ...

As a dumb kid who did not know any better, I wo...

11015 As a dumb kid who did not know any better, I wo...

i've been leaving tiny notes inside pipe fittin...

10940 i've been leaving tiny notes inside pipe fittin...

I stole a tuxedo from Men's Wearhouse by never ...

9229 I stole a tuxedo from Men's Wearhouse by never ...

we figured out how to avoid paying the bridge toll

8555 we figured out how to avoid paying the bridge toll

I set a child molester up and didn’t think of t...

6494 I set a child molester up and didn’t think of t...

I sucker punched a fat kid in a changing room b...

5671 I sucker punched a fat kid in a changing room b...

I am currently a Mormon missionary and I smuggl...

5059 I am currently a Mormon missionary and I smuggl...