/r/confession - top ten submissions for each month of 2026
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confession 2025
2026, April
16822 Took a homeless girl in, and it became a life l...
15749 I took about 2k on a drug dealer that overdosed...
9368 I hide cash in my best friends house and have b...
7689 my dad's last confort came from a lie that i to...
6069 Overheard my boss in a Zoom meeting and I’m dea...
6055 Organized + booked an Airbnb for a Bach trip an...
5400 The old lady who was in front of me at the stor...
5301 Found my Father rotting and now I can't stop th...
3205 My father will never know he taught me an amazi...
3160 I broke both my arms. I should be miserable, bu...
2026, March
17986 I have a weekly routine that I've never told an...
17359 We made drivers damage their vehicles on our pr...
15295 I saved thousands of dollars by sneaking into t...
10484 My daughter was just diagnosed with brain cance...
7220 Faked appendicitis to get out of school and the...
5650 I Constantly Lie About Taking My Breaks When I’...
4960 When, I was in my late teens to early 20s....I ...
4728 I call random shops and department stores in NY...
4110 I took a 3k bathroom break at work................
4007 I gaslit my college library out of late fees by...
2026, February
6214 Making bad tasting food, for the food thief at ...
5551 I used to perform "stealth shots" at school, an...
5029 I used to steal money from Pizza Hut when I wor...
4834 I noticed my coworker left their car running an...
3983 I got in an accident when I was away at college...
3683 Pretended to be my dad's ghost and may have ina...
2611 I do effective work for about 30 minutes a week...
2537 I stole all the cash my grandpa had in his wall...
2240 A girl I used to know is offering herself to me...
1844 He didn’t warn me he was going to do it, but it...
2026, January
16106 I “miscanned” a recliner at a furniture store s...
13206 Birthday lie to my mom has followed me for 30+ ...
12070 I worked remotely, got laid off, and when they ...
11015 As a dumb kid who did not know any better, I wo...
10940 i've been leaving tiny notes inside pipe fittin...
9229 I stole a tuxedo from Men's Wearhouse by never ...
8555 we figured out how to avoid paying the bridge toll
6494 I set a child molester up and didn’t think of t...
5671 I sucker punched a fat kid in a changing room b...
5059 I am currently a Mormon missionary and I smuggl...
