/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2015
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2015, December
5034 My Uncle's Last Words [NSFW]
4417 What is the fastest liquid on earth???
3606 Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space
3376 Star Wars 7PM show last night, a dad behind me ...
2616 Sometimes I'll just end a sentence with "No pun...
2616 I don't always tell dad jokes...
2380 Kid: "Dad! Who's our internet service provider?"
2140 My girlfriend's parents probably expect to be g...
1998 My 5 year old son's knock knock joke
1953 Got my wife with this one
2015, November
4966 One of the particpants at an adult foster care ...
4668 I got dadjoked by my 11 yo son.
4579 My wife groaned at this one (Not in the sexy wa...
3762 What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
2712 I was going to talk to my kids about sex offend...
2540 I will always fondly remember the last words my...
2317 On the phone with my 4'7" wife
2194 Got my girlfriend while I was eating pie.
2190 As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girl...
2137 Got dad joked by the girl I'm seeing. I'm so pr...
2015, October
8117 Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because i...
3692 Wife, yelling at earbuds: "Why won't you just u...
3294 Naming our future children.
3038 Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay" [x-post from /r/jokes]
2869 What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked i...
2872 I guess you could call this the 'anti-dad' joke.
2866 Did anybody wake greenday up?
2544 My wife couldn't find her phone the other day...
2370 My little sister was reading the milk carton at...
2173 Moses was the first one to use control-c as a s...
2015, September
6521 My daughter asked if I am going to die someday.
4179 My wife tells my son (wearing a green shirt) he...
2618 Jokes I didn't need to hear from my Dad s01e01
2161 A man just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Cro...
2120 Only been a dad for a few weeks..
1969 My dad has a small garden in the backyard. He l...
1927 How did the magician make a candy bar appear ou...
1914 How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
1898 Worth it
1833 Wife Can't Find Her Phone
2015, August
6249 We were at the aquarium. All dads in the vicini...
4214 A sweet old man who stops by to chat when he go...
3428 I'll just let this sink in.
3314 I just got a new job at a prison library.
3317 Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
3436 Did you know that your eyesight actually gets b...
3061 What is the difference between a hippo and a zi...
2734 Today, I'd like to give thanks to the minus sign
2447 My hamster died last night :(
2374 Dad had to pee whilst playing Skyrim
2015, July
8081 The URL for Just for Laughs is hahaha.com, but ...
3650 Why did Victoria get fired?
3139 My wife just got my daughter.
2797 Actual Dad Joke - my pilot dad's favorite
2904 My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall....
2516 I'm going to name my daughter "Noe" It's pronou...
2394 Edgy names
2337 Last night my bf asked me to hand him the blank...
2271 Gay Dad Joke
2181 Cortana for Windows 10 is the queen of Dad Jokes
2015, June
5908 RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.
3398 My dad never texts me. Today at 7:26 AM, he sen...
3110 My wife walked into our bedroom while I was nap...
3051 My dad never loved me as a child.
3050 If I'm not actually a father myself, can I tell...
2754 Well that backfired...
2639 My mom got us all last night
2197 The Waitress saw me and my gf were wrapping up ...
2183 Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer an...
1810 Got my boyfriend
2015, May
5055 My buddy said "I fucking hate Mayweather"
3794 I'm not actually a dad, so here goes nothing...
4162 [Classic] Text sent from my dad to my step-mom
3732 My Yik Yak feed delivers
3304 My dad sent me this one out of the blue..
2646 The best oriental dad pun.
2556 Dad joke of all dad jokes (found on Tumblr)
2411 I just smacked a statues ass.
2082 I broke up with my gym
1770 My girlfriends's dadjoke on computer specs comp...
2015, April
3085 What did the sorority girl say when she lost he...
2722 My 7-year-old laid this one on me today...
2588 My Dad's worst (and coincidentally most-often-t...
2289 Cashier at the grocery store got me...
2285 My dad goes to Mexican restaurants and shakes t...
2249 I've been on r/dadjokes too much
2234 My Dad Stopped At McDonalds
2138 How do you convince a cyclist to head back home?
2147 What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
2113 A horse walked into a bar ...
2015, March
4167 Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to ...
3689 What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coord...
3328 Why does leather armor make you better at sneak...
3172 I heard Jeremy Clarkson isn't coming back to To...
3197 Got a girl at a party...
2862 I dadjoked my students today, pretty proud of i...
3107 I got both of my sons at the grocery store rece...
2486 Flirting with a girl
2473 All she wanted for her birthday...
2458 My nurse just shook her head.
2015, February
6021 My girlfriend got me pretty good today.
5238 Today my mom turns 53, and it's tradition that ...
3778 My girlfriend said, "I adore you."
3434 He was SO proud of himself for this.
3604 Wife: "I like your new beard."
2649 "Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?"
2488 I want a gay son.
2337 he walked right into this one...
2225 I got dadjoked by my therapist today...
2194 I asked a soldier what his rank was.
2015, January
6489 I'm pregnant. My boyfriend just made his first ...
7028 Ive been waiting all year to post this
3946 You know why I like you guys?
4001 My dad called me at 6:30 am today to tell me th...
3985 Been a dad for two years, finally posting somet...
3550 How I proposed to my girlfriend today
3292 Three Dad Jokes on the way to school this morning.
3567 I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like...
2500 Because of this sub...
2458 My 5 y/o dadjoked me
