/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2016
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2016, December
10709 I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus ...
10674 My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scal...
8971 Good one from my dad: "I can cut wood by just l...
9274 This sub is really disappointing me lately.
6972 Sometimes, my wife makes it *too* easy.
5732 Unbelievable... 364 days until Christmas, and m...
5365 My 17 YO Son is ready for kids:
4336 I woke up my fiancee this morning to tell her t...
4211 I hate elevators so much, I'm going to start ta...
3999 I just found out I was dating a communist
2016, November
14693 Dad died 17 years ago, but mom takes on the res...
6653 Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the o...
6174 A man on one side of a river shouts to a man st...
5958 If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are ...
4494 Whiteboards are remarkable.
4501 Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at scho...
4537 I posted a dad joke in wrong subreddit.
4424 So my cousin posted on Facebook today #IVotedFo...
4090 President Obama's 2016 Turkey-Pardon Dad Jokes:...
3849 A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the...
2016, October
13197 I've been torturing my daughter with jokes for ...
9638 Is Google Assistant a dad?
4099 I was watching Zootopia on netflix with my girl...
3787 I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so...
3573 What's the similarity between pessimists and pe...
3548 I got a letter saying I had to pay an overdue e...
3507 I buy all my guns from a guy named "T-Rex"
3311 The invention of the shovel was ground breaking...
2994 My mom dadjoked dad
2943 Futurama
2016, September
12842 My son asked me what I'm posting on Reddit.
8647 Got my wife today while airing up a tire
4634 My wife recommended I do some light reading to ...
4038 GF: I love you
3784 my dad called me in the middle of class to tell...
3565 My 6 year old dad joked me
3711 My wife put food in front of our 1.5 yr old
3348 Quality testing mirrors is a job I could really...
3074 What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zi...
2988 Did you hear about the cheese factory that expl...
2016, August
3815 Day 28 of being a father. Am I considered a dad...
3753 Decided to tell my parents some good news with ...
3505 Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?
3408 So husband and I are trying for a baby
3371 [NSFW] How does a condom fit a man with five pe...
3189 If there are security guards outside of a Samsu...
3102 Watching the Olympics with my Wife
3023 A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocke...
2896 Had my best man speech for my best friends wedd...
2863 Today a girl said she recognized me from vegeta...
2016, July
17407 My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...
6354 My sister is now a dad
7310 I was out playing Pokemon with my fiance when I...
5386 What does "IDK" mean?
4660 My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night...
4325 TIL that bamboo can grow up to 6 stories tall
4016 The day my dad roasted me...
3501 I asked my girlfriend what book she was reading
3606 I, for one, like Roman numerals.
3150 My dad tried to be funny at a restaurant.
2016, June
16248 Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water
13951 This sub is disappointing me lately.
6287 I remember the first time I saw a universal rem...
4697 How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad whi...
4260 Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered ...
4722 Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out o...
5109 Hillary Clinton may become the first F president.
3520 Every time the cashier asks my dad if he wants ...
3635 What concert costs only 45 cents?
3481 My magnum opus. Even though the Photoshop skill...
2016, May
4535 My 4 year old got me...
3278 Why is Monica Lewinski voting for Trump? [NSFW]
2849 TIL that crows are very clever, but..,
2765 Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
2589 Alligators can grow up to 15 feet
2129 Who built King Arthur's round table?
2107 Just tricked my family with this one
2123 As a recent college grad, I had a realization.
2008 I went to the shop to by six cans of Sprite...
1979 Was on a date, made the joke, no regrets
2016, April
3221 I heard that Rick Astley will lend you any titl...
2672 The very first dad joke
2695 What do you call a Communist sniper?
2538 Why do milking stools only have three legs?
2289 My ex can't take care of her hen so she gave it...
2194 When does a joke become a Dad joke?
2145 I hope this is allowed here
2000 Airbender, Waterbender...
2035 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May...
1858 What do musicians use to play longer notes?
2016, March
4401 You can't fault kid logic
3741 I'll be buying my own deodorant from now on.
3844 Embarrassed the wife at a party with this one
2559 Why can't Catholics travel at light speed?
2492 A man tried to sell me a coffin today...
2191 I was driving with my dad when we had to pass a...
2200 What followed was my wife looking at me with co...
2134 What's the worst vegetable to bring on a boat?
1977 Do you know why the horse stalls at a racetrack...
1973 Kid got me with this one
2016, February
9695 In order to dad joke you all, a couple of days ...
6107 9 yo daughter: "You know, dad; I think I have y...
5356 this
3498 I met a deaf gynecologist today..
3023 I've legitimately practiced for this one. I'm s...
2728 What are they teaching kids these days?
2323 My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card
2127 I'm getting my newborn son circumcised and the ...
1914 my 4 year old daughter played me with this one
1884 Got my sister a gift...
2016, January
9917 Is this sub still active?
5561 Wife dropped this one on our honeymoon.
4521 My boyfriend used my shower last night...
3027 I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know...
2796 My 2 year old daughters first attempt!
2563 A Dad joke planted as a seed, which took 17 yea...
2550 Got my wife with this gem...
2142 My girlfriend was running her fingers through m...
2109 I got a ticket for driving from work to my hous...
2103 I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
