/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2018
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2018, December
22075 I got the words “jacuzzi†and “yakuza†...
16462 Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, s...
16071 I'm on the couch playing video games when my da...
13648 What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
13560 What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and o...
13432 My 77 year old dad said this last night
12248 The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
11736 "Hey dad, what does gay mean?" The boy asked hi...
11541 Is this sub still active?
11251 One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was ...
2018, November
38936 Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" a...
16316 Geology rocks but geography is where it's at
15205 I have a friend who was born on October 10th. E...
14029 A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are...
13603 Breaking a leg during an audition ensures that ...
12963 I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s...
11787 What do we want? Low flying airplane noises
11672 In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said...
10886 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
10871 Harry Potter can't tell the difference between ...
2018, October
26052 I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: t...
15025 I just found out that “Aaarghh†is not a re...
14000 The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" St...
12613 I couldn't believe I got to use this
12022 My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs ...
11559 My girlfriend started lying to me because of al...
10728 I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Mo...
10108 My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birt...
9728 Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
9530 My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. ...
2018, September
13800 To call the whole Elon Musk controversy “Elon...
12205 My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked...
11975 What is the least spoken language in the world?
11235 What happens if the average number of bullies a...
11227 My mailman got a sex change.
10845 I taught my four year old son how to use the wo...
10256 What I if told you
10196 I've just watched a documentary on marijuana.
10057 A girl came up to me and said she recognised me...
9561 My statistics professor told us that the larger...
2018, August
29289 If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Rus...
24932 My wife said that everything on this subreddit ...
22863 It All
15024 Otherwise
14113 I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Iâ€...
13753 As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly...
13632 I just had a near sex experience.
13175 My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car sea...
11484 My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"
9389 I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking ...
2018, July
20347 I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the T...
15280 3 unwritten rules of life...
12488 I've been torturing my daughter with jokes for ...
9836 Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.
9124 Rest in peace boiling water.
9017 I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I’...
8783 My wife is still mad at me because I accidental...
8419 I got an email from Google Earth saying it can ...
8272 I came home and saw a note from my wife stuck o...
8179 Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for Diar...
2018, June
29424 As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he l...
18283 If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in ...
15489 What has two butts and kills people?
14491 A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, poi...
13648 My wife accused me of hating her family and rel...
13072 Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were ...
12239 What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
12038 Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all in...
11887 A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a...
10725 Today I insisted that my son had a hole in his ...
2018, May
22313 My son was just born(!) and another dad at the ...
16563 My wife is really mad at the fact that I have n...
14690 I told my 14 year old son I thought 'Fortnite' ...
12182 I hate those people who knock on your door and ...
11274 My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for s...
10173 If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms ...
9376 I only believe in 12.5% of the bible
8545 The final four letters in the word “queue†...
8276 I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and ...
7436 I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorr...
2018, April
16425 Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Joh...
11749 My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a...
11683 A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girl...
11254 If number 666 is evil,then 25.8069758011 is the...
10598 Thanks for explaining the word “many†to me.
8873 The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got...
8774 I started a band called 999 megabytes.
8334 In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, Iâ...
8292 My wife said that I won’t advance in my caree...
7832 Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words w...
2018, March
21143 I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we ca...
16028 Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" a...
13095 When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out t...
11646 I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. Th...
10905 My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook ...
10591 My dad died on 02/19/18, this joke came to me w...
10117 Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day t...
9136 My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a ...
8950 My teenage daughter came home from school and s...
8427 Someone told me my clothes were gay.
2018, February
19157 Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She as...
17225 My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit...
16857 When a woman is giving birth, she is literally ...
16237 If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that...
14720 If you rearrange the letters of “Postmenâ€
12988 A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3...
12697 How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?
10832 Do you remember when you were a kid and wheneve...
9486 My grandfather died because the report said he ...
9231 For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil...
2018, January
35184 Is this sub still active?
29487 Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diar...
18031 An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes:
14850 My mom falls for this every time I come home ME...
13449 What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
12855 Got my girlfriend with this earlier
12257 I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide ...
8062 How Long is a Chinese name.
7890 So I was taking a poo this morning..
7302 How do people lose their kids in a mall?
