/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2019
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2019, December
25882 Is this sub dead?
19378 Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit ...
18747 Successful Dad joke I just pulled off on wife. ...
16229 What is the least spoken language in the world?
15054 A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye r...
14154 I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She ...
13824 The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get d...
11455 What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu D...
11134 Many French guillotine victims had their heads
11065 What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
2019, November
18961 The average person is really mean
15677 Casualty of War
13835 Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally download...
13570 What did Master Yoda say when he first saw hims...
13088 “Officer, are you crying while you are writin...
12046 Shout out to the people asking what the opposit...
11664 What did the left eye say to the right eye?
11464 Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeab...
11164 If a plant is sad.Do other plants photosympathi...
11096 What do you call something that explodes at -27...
2019, October
27851 For those of us always looking...
17820 Dude, where’s my
17281 My deaf girlfriend just told me “I think we n...
14827 Thank you
14063 A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, poi...
13528 [Warning]: 18+
13193 I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She se...
13096 My friend just got a PhD on the history of pali...
12742 Why do the Hong Kong police wake up early?
12107 My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with y...
2019, September
23270 AITA for eating my coworker's lunch?
23042 You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
22642 Spring is in the air
20819 There was an old man who lived by a forest. As ...
20562 Is it raining?
17327 For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted ...
16854 Shout out to people wondering what the opposite...
16135 I have a fetish for figuring things out
15689 My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Ar...
14904 I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.
2019, August
24955 I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me...
20116 My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really...
17134 I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the sloga...
16763 A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The...
15627 8yo nephew's an early bloomer. Gets home, tells...
14902 I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.
14729 My wife screamed in pain during labor so I aske...
13142 My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't l...
12295 I've got this awful disease where I can't stop ...
12285 I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. Sh...
2019, July
18904 I did it! I told a dad joke that my wife AND pr...
16758 A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
16455 Even though Spongebob is the main character, Pa...
14616 I told my 3yr old daughter "I'm tired."
13648 I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carryin...
13499 I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from...
13219 What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
12539 This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unli...
12279 Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
12180 Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot mo...
2019, June
15917 My son was just born and another dad at the nur...
12526 Why is the letter B so cool?
12349 A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m n...
12324 Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were ...
12206 Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?
12135 What is Yoda’s last name?
11562 How do you get a Redditor to open a post?
11191 If you’ve heard of Murphy’s law, which is t...
10672 I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a ...
10492 TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys.
2019, May
22691 My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a sin...
15535 What did the burglar say after detonating a bom...
14614 People are usually shocked when they find out I...
13667 My son told me he didn't understand cloning.
13356 Theresa May is stepping down on June 7th. As a ...
13069 My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. ...
12810 I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest und...
12286 Seems a little inappropriate having a strip clu...
12181 When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped i...
11592 What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? ...
2019, April
29584 I was reading the history of the French Revolut...
27344 Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, th...
19309 OC posted in honor of my dear father-in-law, wh...
18716 My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges t...
17909 My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an emb...
16940 I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop
16112 I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the ac...
15903 Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "...
14207 Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster t...
13823 Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams mo...
2019, March
42076 People keep saying today is Pi day
20462 My therapist says that I second guess every dec...
17082 My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off m...
16809 Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 1...
15806 eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters...
15526 I'd never let my children watch the orchestra
14566 On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Rememb...
13966 My 8 year old pulled this on me
13717 A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes...
12095 My wife told me I was terrible with directions
2019, February
16737 Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Ne...
14037 I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor t...
13347 The internet connection at my farm is really sk...
13313 My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper an...
12959 I told my son people keep accidentally pleading...
12934 So I was out at the museum with my daughter tod...
12395 My wife said that this subreddit was full of st...
11908 As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroli...
11889 My father’s name is Lee. My name is Riley.
11580 Got my first tattoo today
2019, January
17520 Standing on office chairs.
17154 My 6 yo asks: “What’s a pirate’s favorite...
16878 Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. ...
15963 I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me...
13767 I thought my son was spending too much time pla...
13595 I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought
13485 My wife asked me whether my friends and I exper...
13458 Today my son asked “can I have a book mark?â€...
12222 What do you call the thing which ruins the endi...
12048 Why do some people post long jokes here?
