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2020, December
20165 Is this sub still active?
19660 I wrote down the names of all the people I hate...
18577 "Your underwear is much too tight and very reve...
17264 The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" St...
16176 Why do ducks have feathers?
16126 [NSFW] Warning, this one is a bit tasteless
15877 I came home really drunk last night and my wife...
14885 My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told...
14877 What do you call a typo on a headstone?
14537 What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy...
2020, November
22418 I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sl...
22191 Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes...
20010 I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just ...
18102 I built a model of Mount Everest and my son ask...
17950 My wife said, “You really have no sense of di...
17818 The guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
17795 Got a new tattoo
17089 I apologise if this isn't allowed.
17057 WARNING: 18+
16918 Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and...
2020, October
21169 Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my...
20586 My landlord texted saying we need to meet up an...
19718 My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood...
19438 I asked my wife if I’m the only one she slept...
19203 My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't s...
17954 Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
17069 I tried to organize a professional Hide and See...
16929 How did the computer hackers get away from the ...
16649 I have started carrying a piece of stone with m...
16586 Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Mus...
2020, September
30908 The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to m...
26936 FIRST DATE: Her dad: "I want her home before mi...
22512 My wife found out I was cheating on her after s...
19850 It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, ...
19397 What has five toes but isn't your foot?
18999 We just bought our new dream house and as I was...
18737 A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and every...
18082 In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, Iâ...
17755 I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t s...
17109 Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use bo...
2020, August
33066 [warning 18+]
28210 A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What a...
26361 Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in ...
24499 If having sex for money makes you a whore, havi...
24387 A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell int...
23093 My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter lo...
21237 I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years becaus...
19450 I think i have a fetish for the last paragraph ...
19185 I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
19184 How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
2020, July
26965 I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite n...
24010 Every day, my teacher starts her class by readi...
18466 TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders...
17905 Why was my post removed?
16968 I went to my doctor today and told him I was ha...
16583 In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In ...
16239 I started a nightclub for men with erectile dys...
16195 What’s better than a Dad bod?
15693 A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the ...
15671 Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
2020, June
19184 To all of you who have been disowned by fathers...
18595 My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustar...
17885 Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
17636 My son accidentally smashed his foot on the tab...
17516 I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. Ther...
17296 Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon
16769 My friend claims that he can print a gun using ...
16581 So today my five-year-old daughter made me prou...
16505 I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans e...
16420 So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do...
2020, May
26203 I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
20444 Where do you take someone who’s been injured ...
18984 [NSFW] This one is a bit tasteless. So be warned.
18189 Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
17284 My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up...
16995 Which 5 letter body part is long and flexible a...
16175 I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She ...
16113 My very first dad joke as an actual dad.
15790 Sorry this isn’t really a joke but I wanted t...
15650 I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off s...
2020, April
37937 My wife just completed a 40 week body building ...
21544 Hello everyone 23 (F) here.
19327 The COVID19 situation has been especially stres...
18351 A kid is pouring himself some milk. His dad wal...
16007 I got some devastating news from the hospital t...
14842 Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "y...
14730 “Officer, are you crying while writing me a t...
14431 When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom...
13923 British people be like: I'm bri ish
13478 Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me...
2020, March
28216 What genre are national anthems?
26810 Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he...
22293 A man walks into a pet store and asks for a doz...
18495 This sub is going downhill
17369 Due to the quarantine
17163 I bet none of you will see this one coming
15873 If Hooters closes and becomes delivery only...
15877 If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two...
15431 I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated ...
15430 I tried to come up with a joke about social dis...
2020, February
21011 BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first...
16901 I was named after my dad
14781 I just saw 10 ants frantically running around m...
14441 I got an email from Google saying "At Google Ea...
13719 It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
13522 If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then wha...
12563 6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 e...
12441 If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught abou...
11892 "Dad, how do you cast spells?"
11365 Seven has "even" in it.
2020, January
69578 BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine wit...
24370 Why was 2019 afraid of 2020
17816 My wife screamed in pain during labour so I ask...
15479 Just happened. My kids are running around blowi...
14430 My sewing instructor just told me that I’m th...
13799 My wife asked me whether I experimented with se...
12986 What did the Reddit user say after detonating a...
12383 What's a thousand times better than Instagram?
11874 How come no one at the kings table laughed when...
11793 [NSFW] How do you find a blind man at a nude be...
