/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2021
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2021, December
16980 [NSFW] This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned.
14620 I dislike karma whores who make posts that impl...
14012 My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
13023 When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom...
12515 TIL that the Ancient Romans had four types of p...
12314 These aren't dad jokes...
11483 NSFW
10444 Daughter just now while eating lunch: "What's y...
9979 Before we were married, my wife used to clean u...
9931 My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gi...
2021, November
17336 WHO HAS 2 THUMBS AND IS AWESOME?
15159 My 8 year old daughter just came up with this: ...
14975 A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar They s...
14846 r/dadjokes, please keep my family in your praye...
12212 If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the cru...
11488 I told my boyfriend "i know a guy with small di...
11185 My 7yo came up with this gem: “What kind of c...
10763 I got fired from the sperm bank because every t...
10085 Male bees die after mating
10084 My wife beat me to this punchline.
2021, October
20572 Just happened, proud of myself: just had a quic...
19792 My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one la...
16453 My son was just born(!) and another dad at the ...
15987 Ani is short for Anikan, Obi is short for Obi W...
13889 If you could get rid of one race which one woul...
11678 After my wife gave birth, I asked the doctor ho...
11413 A good percentage of my friends are Nazis
11375 Once a man said to God "What's a million years ...
11122 Just got laid off at work (NOT A JOKE)
10979 My son's ice cold sense of humor
2021, September
32397 Today I understand why dad jokes are a true ste...
13961 The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to m...
12669 Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5, an...
12301 I am Anti-vax
12236 Wife: I'm preganant.
12009 100 years ago everyone owned a horse…
11935 What starts with an “O†and ends with “ni...
11380 How many Germans does it take to screw in a lig...
10753 To whoever stole my depression medication:
10653 I’ll never forget my grandpas last words
2021, August
16966 My 9-year-old daughter just made a dad joke to ...
15577 Steve Jobs would have made a better president t...
14515 I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are ...
13017 Due to COVID-19, Germany is running out of saus...
12831 A Mexican magician says he will disappear on th...
12756 My dad passed today. Posting this for him
12171 My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I tex...
11421 I'm using only fans right now and it's hot.
11355 A man obsessed with trains finally steals one
10760 I shouted at my son, "It’s a shame nothing is...
2021, July
47305 If you can't say it to your 5 yr old kid, its n...
18155 NSFW jokes just don't really feel right in this...
16655 Sad News: The founder of /r/dadjokes has passed...
14828 My wife asked me if I experimented with sex and...
14718 Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp.
14684 (WARNING 18+)
14073 My WiFi password is "writtenontherouter"...
13780 My son said: “Dad, once I reach 99 pounds, I ...
12963 Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?
12175 Set your password to 2444666668888888
2021, June
14072 Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my...
12431 My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today a...
11966 There are only two white people in the movie Bl...
11928 My wife kicked me out the house because of my b...
11625 The elderly wife in church turned to her husban...
11598 DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.
11111 I got lost when finding my partner at the last ...
10978 I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?
10861 SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
10569 My 15 month old daughter has been saying "momma...
2021, May
13333 From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"
12107 (Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My fam...
11741 Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda go...
11325 A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house ...
11173 My dad literally just said this to me.
10957 I asked my German friend if he knew the square ...
10787 I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volu...
10656 Sir Lance Sir Lance Sir Lance Sir Lance Sir Lan...
10597 The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister...
10326 Me: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on the way to ...
2021, April
15566 True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog...
12842 Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a â€...
12542 My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer ...
12167 I told my parents I was bisexual
11303 It FINALLY happened.
11275 The urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight†...
11111 I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke dur...
10934 I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
10917 I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No art...
10842 Why shouldn't you put more than 239 beans in a ...
2021, March
14428 I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are ...
13911 My teacher likes to start every day by reading ...
13352 What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
13207 An actual conversation between my wife and my s...
12856 I was in bed with a blind girl last night and s...
12172 My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to ...
11478 No more Suez Canal jokes!
11357 Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a par...
11209 I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. Sh...
10978 Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar....
2021, February
24710 Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but...
18569 My wife called me a sex machine
18544 I just called GameStop Customer Service...
15985 A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes...
14667 Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw...
13042 I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
12953 If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothingâ€...
12584 I HATE HOW FUNERALS ARE ALWAYS AT 9AM
12534 My wife accused me of hating her family and rel...
11973 [NSFW] What do you get if you mix human dna and...
2021, January
29007 In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
19046 Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
16398 [NSFW] Why did I mark the joke about the TI-85 ...
16197 A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad...
15020 Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and disco...
14304 Lance is an uncommon name nowdays
13737 One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments
13512 Sex in an elevator is wrong.
13207 Having sex on a regular basis helps keep memory...
12938 When my wife found me playing with my son’s t...
