/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2022
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2022, December
38231 This just happened in real life, and I got not ...
19180 Said something to my doctor performing my vasec...
10952 An old man on his deathbed calls together his f...
7810 How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?
7765 What did the lesbian pirate with two peg legs s...
7619 The joke that made all of my coworkers groan
6328 This is ridiculous! We're 364 days away from Ch...
6249 Fun fact: the original spelling of banana was â...
5876 I was having problems hearing, so I went to see...
5680 I feel like this subreddit is dead
2022, November
16609 A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clini...
12890 Our oldest has been obsessed with the new God o...
11341 A man walks into a bar with a small newt on his...
10906 My wife took off her shirt and bra during an ar...
8995 A man walks into a pet store and asks for 12 bees.
7726 A newly-married couple wakes up on their first ...
7718 When should single men put on a condom?
7397 My boss has threatened to fire the employee wit...
7086 Why did someone upgrade from LGBTQ to LGBTQ+?
7044 Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday
2022, October
10939 I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but ima...
10265 Instead of naming my son Drew, I named him Driew.
9578 If R2 is short for R2-D2, Chewie is short for C...
8725 Husband: “Why are there broken condoms on the...
8674 I swapped the "M" and "N" keys on all the keybo...
8394 Q: What do you call a ghost’s breasts ?
7949 Yes, 10 was scared because 7 ate 9, but why did...
7882 Dad jokes are a lot like sex.
7629 The other day, I opened the door to two policem...
7584 I’m getting real sick of millennial’s attit...
2022, September
14292 Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
13352 Apparently not a joke
12921 What's the difference between a vegan and a com...
10267 As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me wh...
10137 I'‌‌m datin‌‌g a‌‌n Englis‌‌h t...
10041 President Biden was just informed that the Quee...
9726 I’ll never forget my dad’s last words to me...
9665 My daughter just dropped this one on me: Why wa...
9325 A call comes in to 911: "Come quick, my friend ...
9155 Why was my post removed?
2022, August
35766 Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while, he'...
19473 I've just been accepted for a senior position a...
15470 I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests s...
14764 True Story
14079 I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever ...
13364 I have decided to make a subreddit for people w...
12500 Got my 30 year old son with this..
12464 My Latina wife used to seductively roll her râ€...
11898 Cop: "are you high?" guy: "am I what?" cop: "high"
11387 How can you turn a rectangle into a line?
2022, July
19888 As an American, it’s sad to see that nothing ...
19752 I never understood why they named the show "Spo...
17751 If the person who named Walkie Talkies named ev...
14914 Can w‌‌e b‌‌an “‌‌Yo M‌‌ommaâ...
14452 A witch was flying on her broom when she notice...
13324 My Daughter turned 18 over the weekend, so I bo...
13038 Since it’s the Fourth of July, I just told my...
12082 The Beastie Boys announced an upcoming, 5-part ...
11739 If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is ...
11301 a man with no arms went to a monastery to apply...
2022, June
55348 My offspring came out as transgender last night
26369 WHO HAS 2 THUMBS AND IS AWESOME?
17899 I was walking down the street where the houses ...
14138 I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my la...
13360 To every last man out there celebrating Fathers...
12858 My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not Ame...
11033 I got fired from my job because I kept asking m...
10921 A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, ...
10481 Why did Trump smash so many plates against the ...
10119 A man goes to a costume party with nothing but ...
2022, May
45967 An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an America...
23608 My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the ne...
21917 BREAKING NEWS from the courtroom! Amber Heard c...
15353 Just happened: 18yo daughter: "Dad, can I borro...
14026 My best dad joke... I did it to my wife
12816 I hate it when my wife suddenly says "Are you e...
12798 The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is
12668 I(16F) just thought of this joke and I hope it ...
12559 I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can te...
11318 Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster b...
2022, April
31683 why does dracula always bite people in the neck?
20358 My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Ar...
17681 The two unwritten rules of the dadjokes subreddit:
16890 People told me I'd never be good at poetry beca...
13875 My kid came out to me as trans and asked if I s...
13689 Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?
13485 My 10 Year Old "Dad Joked" Me This Weekend
13183 What do you call LGBTQ people who are crazy?
12863 How many people with ADHD does it take to chang...
12705 I like my slaves how I like my coffee..
2022, March
30824 When you thought you’ve just about heard all ...
27455 What’s on Chris Rock’s Face?
22330 If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for...
22204 Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher ...
20356 If Jada Smith doesn’t like jokes about alopecia
19428 I was so exhausted when I went to bed that I sl...
16030 It is really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism, a...
15696 What starts with a W, and has 3 letters, but en...
14168 Interviewer: Can you explain these 4 jobless ye...
14065 My wife left me because of my gambling addiction
2022, February
44969 Not a joke. But I wish it was.
35571 My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, ...
21831 My dad just died. This isn’t a joke, I’m lo...
21255 The female janitor at my building asked if I wo...
19421 My favorite type of bra
18504 A chemist accidentally froze himself at -273.15C
17912 Groaned a whole store with this one.
17680 Please stop including corny details about your ...
15787 I asked my wife “So, do you think the cup is ...
14761 Gonorrhea would've been a great name for diarrh...
2022, January
20153 Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was arou...
17466 SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand wha...
17020 I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 9...
14200 This subreddit is 10 years old now.
13002 It this sub dead?
12620 What's the opposite of lady fingers?
12349 Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud o...
11436 I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in h...
11412 A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a bl...
11167 Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?
