/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2025

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2025, March

I just had sex with a blind woman. She said I'v...

13041 I just had sex with a blind woman. She said I'v...

The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd lik...

7405 The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd lik...

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...

6046 My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...

Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* "Our can o...

3220 Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* "Our can o...

I started kissing my wife while my parents were...

3078 I started kissing my wife while my parents were...

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amaz...

3032 Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amaz...

I watched two mimes having s*x the other day....

2861 I watched two mimes having s*x the other day....

What’s the difference between a casual party an...

2547 What’s the difference between a casual party an...

When my wife was in labor, I told her jokes, to...

2518 When my wife was in labor, I told her jokes, to...

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the ...

2420 My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the ...

2025, February

Trump and Musk are on a plane.

16715 Trump and Musk are on a plane.

So Elon Musk is getting offended that people ar...

8691 So Elon Musk is getting offended that people ar...

Donald Trump has signed an order banning the sa...

5987 Donald Trump has signed an order banning the sa...

I opened a nightclub for men with erectile disf...

4111 I opened a nightclub for men with erectile disf...

My wife told me I'm the only one she's ever sle...

4091 My wife told me I'm the only one she's ever sle...

Barack Obama walked into a bar, but he was invi...

3815 Barack Obama walked into a bar, but he was invi...

If someone gave you $1000 because "you are ugly...

3334 If someone gave you $1000 because "you are ugly...

I get diabolically horny when I see large and p...

3029 I get diabolically horny when I see large and p...

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she g...

2710 I wanted to marry my English teacher when she g...

A Texan went to an Ivy League party on the East...

2699 A Texan went to an Ivy League party on the East...

2025, January

I got a vasectomy, but my girlfriend still got ...

7031 I got a vasectomy, but my girlfriend still got ...

I met a girl on Tinder whose bio had the quote,...

2494 I met a girl on Tinder whose bio had the quote,...

I just spent $300 to hire a limousine and disco...

2429 I just spent $300 to hire a limousine and disco...

2338 I just found my husband has a Tinder profile an...

I have sex daily!

1842 I have sex daily!

When my great-grandfather went bald, he built a...

1832 When my great-grandfather went bald, he built a...

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a sin...

1823 My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a sin...

Tesla anounced a new car:

1761 Tesla anounced a new car:

I'm trying to remember what the French word for...

1739 I'm trying to remember what the French word for...

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molec...

1735 There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molec...