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dadjokes 2025
2026, July
7823 How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...
3552 A swimmer was asked what her favourite stroke was…
3542 My daughter’s boyfriend just Dad Joked me and I...
3472 You can tell Donald Trump is a self-made man.
3389 There was an old man who lived by a forest. As ...
3057 A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference...
2631 My kid texted me: “I just spilled bleach and ba...
2407 My wife: "You promised to stop with the Darth V...
2097 Just as Count Dracula was about to pounce on va...
1994 Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my...
2026, June
3926 Dad jokes can be NSFW. And i'm gonna say why.
3396 Last night in bed, my girlfriend was mumbling a...
3189 In England it's called a lift, but in America i...
2839 Actual line from my 10-year old: At dinner I me...
2666 How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
2524 "If there are any idiots in the room, will they...
2322 Three pregnant women are in the waiting room wa...
1973 To all the Dad's out there...
1902 They say if you play heavy metal backwards you ...
1842 People who write "burro" when they mean "burrow...
2026, May
4054 A pea, a lemon, and a potato were leaving a bar...
4035 Family checks into a hotel and father says “I h...
4004 A gynecologist was having a midlife crisis and ...
3865 An elderly man accidentally rear-ended a brand-...
3695 Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket wh...
3447 I met a genie once. He gave me one wish. I said...
3292 The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to m...
2652 A man walks into a bar with his dog and asks fo...
2623 How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW)
2409 My wife is furious with me because she found a ...
2026, April
6075 A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were t...
4198 Got the wife so good earlier
2384 Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying...
2354 Dad jokes
2164 I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and...
2003 As my daughter was walking out the door to go o...
1932 An Irishman went into a department store and as...
1871 My son said, "What rhymes with orange?" I ponde...
1810 So sad news, my girlfriend broke up with me for...
1769 I was flirting with the most gorgeous woman at ...
2026, March
7763 How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...
4680 Dad joke from my 15yo son
3391 9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you"
2981 Chuck Norris died 20 years ago
2731 Professor X asks a young girl: “Whats your supe...
2717 A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediate...
2400 We just found out my grandfather has an addicti...
2343 I visited Mecca, Medina & Riyadh, guess what I ...
2180 Why are we still allowing adult jokes here?
2012 I asked my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my ha...
2026, February
3922 My wife says if this post gets over 1000 likes,...
3467 My wife gave birth today. After thanking the do...
2411 Late one night, a guy is speeding down an empty...
2301 A blonde woman was speeding in her little red s...
2273 After kissing my wife on the couch she said “le...
2131 Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
2031 What do you call a deer with no eyes?
1762 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana an...
1729 Why couldn't the jalapeno practice archery?
1619 What do you call a bra that you can’t take off?
2026, January
6673 My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the ...
5187 My son has finally surpassed his mom in height
4248 Did you ever wake up, kiss the person beside yo...
3579 Is this sub still active?
3472 An apple pie in the U.S. Virgin Islands is $8. ...
3399 The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if i'd lik...
3074 Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a ...
2777 I wanted to share a joke that's slightly NSFW w...
2610 I got fired from my job because I kept asking m...
2506 Just earned myself an audible groan from the wi...
