/r/dadjokes - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, April

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were t...

6075 A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were t...

Got the wife so good earlier

4198 Got the wife so good earlier

Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying...

2384 Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying...

Dad jokes

I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and...

2164 I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and...

As my daughter was walking out the door to go o...

2003 As my daughter was walking out the door to go o...

An Irishman went into a department store and as...

1932 An Irishman went into a department store and as...

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?" I ponde...

1871 My son said, "What rhymes with orange?" I ponde...

So sad news, my girlfriend broke up with me for...

1810 So sad news, my girlfriend broke up with me for...

I was flirting with the most gorgeous woman at ...

1769 I was flirting with the most gorgeous woman at ...

2026, March

How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...

7763 How many Trump supporters does it take to chang...

Dad joke from my 15yo son

4680 Dad joke from my 15yo son

9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you"

3391 9 year old "Hey Dad, I have a pun for you"

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago

2981 Chuck Norris died 20 years ago

Professor X asks a young girl: “Whats your supe...

2731 Professor X asks a young girl: “Whats your supe...

A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediate...

2717 A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediate...

We just found out my grandfather has an addicti...

2400 We just found out my grandfather has an addicti...

I visited Mecca, Medina & Riyadh, guess what I ...

2343 I visited Mecca, Medina & Riyadh, guess what I ...

Why are we still allowing adult jokes here?

2180 Why are we still allowing adult jokes here?

I asked my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my ha...

2012 I asked my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my ha...

2026, February

My wife says if this post gets over 1000 likes,...

3922 My wife says if this post gets over 1000 likes,...

My wife gave birth today. After thanking the do...

3467 My wife gave birth today. After thanking the do...

Late one night, a guy is speeding down an empty...

2411 Late one night, a guy is speeding down an empty...

A blonde woman was speeding in her little red s...

2301 A blonde woman was speeding in her little red s...

After kissing my wife on the couch she said “le...

2273 After kissing my wife on the couch she said “le...

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

2131 Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

2031 What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana an...

1762 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana an...

Why couldn't the jalapeno practice archery?

1729 Why couldn't the jalapeno practice archery?

What do you call a bra that you can’t take off?

1619 What do you call a bra that you can’t take off?

2026, January

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the ...

6673 My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the ...

My son has finally surpassed his mom in height

5187 My son has finally surpassed his mom in height

Did you ever wake up, kiss the person beside yo...

4248 Did you ever wake up, kiss the person beside yo...

Is this sub still active?

3579 Is this sub still active?

An apple pie in the U.S. Virgin Islands is $8. ...

3472 An apple pie in the U.S. Virgin Islands is $8. ...

The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if i'd lik...

3399 The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if i'd lik...

Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a ...

3074 Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a ...

I wanted to share a joke that's slightly NSFW w...

2777 I wanted to share a joke that's slightly NSFW w...

I got fired from my job because I kept asking m...

2610 I got fired from my job because I kept asking m...

Just earned myself an audible groan from the wi...

2506 Just earned myself an audible groan from the wi...