/r/instant_regret - top ten submissions for each month of 2017

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2017, December
Just a little too over enthusiastic...
19799 Just a little too over enthusiastic...
Cat wanted to follow my dad outside into below ...
23265 Cat wanted to follow my dad outside into below ...
Walking on thin ice
33754 Walking on thin ice
When you have second thoughts, but it's too late
29161 When you have second thoughts, but it's too late
There is always that unlucky friend
38863 There is always that unlucky friend
Should not have chased that cat
25056 Should not have chased that cat
It seemed like a good idea.
19989 It seemed like a good idea.
Never mess with a baby octopus
18615 Never mess with a baby octopus
The “next level savage” gets served
36299 The “next level savage” gets served
Feeding the seagulls.
14537 Feeding the seagulls.
2017, November
Well this backfired real quick.
54433 Well this backfired real quick.
“Don’t worry I’ll be fine”
45941 “Don’t worry I’ll be fine”
Uh I guess I'll just hold this for a moment whi...
48313 Uh I guess I'll just hold this for a moment whi...
Instant karma
28914 Instant karma
Fuck
41564 Fuck
Ok, I've decided not to steal your car.
25582 Ok, I've decided not to steal your car.
DON'T EXPERIENCE INSTANT REGRET WHEN NET NEUTRA...
60413 DON'T EXPERIENCE INSTANT REGRET WHEN NET NEUTRA...
disturbing a cat
18436 disturbing a cat
She went for the candy by the witch statue
22278 She went for the candy by the witch statue
S A D B O Y E
12403 S A D B O Y E
2017, October
Shark screen
46876 Shark screen
Let's go outside they said. It'll be fun they s...
40750 Let's go outside they said. It'll be fun they s...
Throwing a billiard ball inside the house
31379 Throwing a billiard ball inside the house
Riding on a horse-drawn carriage on wedding day...
31984 Riding on a horse-drawn carriage on wedding day...
ouch
26680 ouch
Cat tries out the bath
26464 Cat tries out the bath
Guy throws a football across the street and doe...
28041 Guy throws a football across the street and doe...
Hallway Ballet
25963 Hallway Ballet
Don't Sit There
21039 Don't Sit There
Drink Racing
21690 Drink Racing
2017, September
Fan scoops up a ball that's still in play
38910 Fan scoops up a ball that's still in play
She played Crocodile Dentist for the first time...
41219 She played Crocodile Dentist for the first time...
Jokingly shaving your eyebrow with the razor's ...
31854 Jokingly shaving your eyebrow with the razor's ...
Dominate a crocodile
22658 Dominate a crocodile
Life gave him a lemon.
16110 Life gave him a lemon.
Running on the wet pool cover
23065 Running on the wet pool cover
What did mom tell you about jumping on the bed?
25561 What did mom tell you about jumping on the bed?
Batter up!
19233 Batter up!
Fuck you Hippo!
16563 Fuck you Hippo!
Lights out
19270 Lights out
2017, August
Smoking near mom...
33019 Smoking near mom...
She didn't see it coming
42976 She didn't see it coming
Hey, human! I got your back..oh shit !
38075 Hey, human! I got your back..oh shit !
Not as advertised
27231 Not as advertised
When the world is kicked from under you
27588 When the world is kicked from under you
When you try to impress your crush
27535 When you try to impress your crush
Man who made the front page being shot in the g...
30384 Man who made the front page being shot in the g...
Trying to take a picture with the monkey
29644 Trying to take a picture with the monkey
Girl drops phone from car, driver proceeds to r...
25933 Girl drops phone from car, driver proceeds to r...
Doing a nazi salute in Germany
16780 Doing a nazi salute in Germany
2017, July
Pranksters use an air horn to prank a McDonald'...
48287 Pranksters use an air horn to prank a McDonald'...
Tiger lashes out at husband for waking her
39510 Tiger lashes out at husband for waking her
When you over commit...
38897 When you over commit...
Slip N Slide
23826 Slip N Slide
Jeopardy regret
37644 Jeopardy regret
"This isn't the park, Greg."
36471 "This isn't the park, Greg."
Booker T lets the N word slip out live and inst...
37084 Booker T lets the N word slip out live and inst...
Trying to Hamster-Wheel when it's already in use
27501 Trying to Hamster-Wheel when it's already in use
Heckin Bamboozled Again (x-post /r/doggos)
15604 Heckin Bamboozled Again (x-post /r/doggos)
Husband up to no good in the background
35547 Husband up to no good in the background
2017, June
Trying to keep my shoes dry...
54046 Trying to keep my shoes dry...
When Your Skateboard Trick is Almost Perfect.
40399 When Your Skateboard Trick is Almost Perfect.
Just gonna sit in this trash bin
38590 Just gonna sit in this trash bin
Kid attempts to cut his own hair
51542 Kid attempts to cut his own hair
Trolling American airlines
36348 Trolling American airlines
Little girl imitates mommy
27281 Little girl imitates mommy
Cat: What have I done
25485 Cat: What have I done
Attempting the human wheel
32042 Attempting the human wheel
Dad is like "ok here's a kiss now fuck off"
32806 Dad is like "ok here's a kiss now fuck off"
Like it's burning a hole in your pocket
37319 Like it's burning a hole in your pocket
2017, May
Ball girl removes bug from tennis court. And th...
25100 Ball girl removes bug from tennis court. And th...
He was trying to hit the bucket of drinks next ...
38472 He was trying to hit the bucket of drinks next ...
Curiosity went too deep
28783 Curiosity went too deep
Baby's first pile of leaves
25597 Baby's first pile of leaves
Serves her right
26874 Serves her right
Let me clean my bike in this shallow pond.
26157 Let me clean my bike in this shallow pond.
Strike 3!
23420 Strike 3!
Showing off his homemade fries for the camera
24568 Showing off his homemade fries for the camera
Dancing in the street
24240 Dancing in the street
That time when Chanel West Coast got hit in the...
23619 That time when Chanel West Coast got hit in the...
2017, April
Taking a selfie with his short girlfriend
44674 Taking a selfie with his short girlfriend
Girl wants the beach to herself
28080 Girl wants the beach to herself
Phone thief runs right into police station.
28823 Phone thief runs right into police station.
Playing a balloon-popping game on a cruise.
25848 Playing a balloon-popping game on a cruise.
"Say hello to the camera" RIP laptop
36197 "Say hello to the camera" RIP laptop
You should've listened to mama and never hit a ...
21207 You should've listened to mama and never hit a ...
Take the mic
27438 Take the mic
Cutting meat too close to the edge of the table
19866 Cutting meat too close to the edge of the table
One of the best regret faces I've ever seen
20319 One of the best regret faces I've ever seen
Cat tries to prevent its friend from climbing o...
15645 Cat tries to prevent its friend from climbing o...
2017, March
Burglars caught in the act attempting to break ...
31510 Burglars caught in the act attempting to break ...
Caught off guard
30942 Caught off guard
Start a fight you can't win
29557 Start a fight you can't win
Trying to kick a dog.
22156 Trying to kick a dog.
Showing off the bottle
25048 Showing off the bottle
It went a lot better in his head
17138 It went a lot better in his head
Finally tall enough to go on this ride
20830 Finally tall enough to go on this ride
She had to think fast
20006 She had to think fast
Reporting near road on a rainy day. [2 in 1]
16880 Reporting near road on a rainy day. [2 in 1]
Delivery Guy: Don't worry I got this.
15796 Delivery Guy: Don't worry I got this.
2017, February
Bird tries to drink from glass and falls in it
35091 Bird tries to drink from glass and falls in it
Penguin makes a brave escape attempt
24504 Penguin makes a brave escape attempt
Eyebrow waxing
19349 Eyebrow waxing
Excited after perfecting his soccer trick
18335 Excited after perfecting his soccer trick
Flaming shots are fucking stupid
19413 Flaming shots are fucking stupid
Instructor demonstrating a jiu jitsu technique ...
16165 Instructor demonstrating a jiu jitsu technique ...
A tiger licks some poop off the glass
15148 A tiger licks some poop off the glass
Testing his Rubix Cube robot
17788 Testing his Rubix Cube robot
The last beer
13716 The last beer
When Ivan the Terrible killed his son out of anger
14030 When Ivan the Terrible killed his son out of anger
2017, January
Guy pulls out a knife to rob a grocery store
32808 Guy pulls out a knife to rob a grocery store
My car can handle the water
26908 My car can handle the water
Dog on slippery ice
21578 Dog on slippery ice
Man tries to rob Iraq War veteran's liquor stor...
23281 Man tries to rob Iraq War veteran's liquor stor...
Happy Birthday. Boop.
20084 Happy Birthday. Boop.
Daddy Save Me!
17883 Daddy Save Me!
What did she think was going to happen?
18140 What did she think was going to happen?
Hahaha...oh shit
12893 Hahaha...oh shit
My day couldn't get any better
14311 My day couldn't get any better
Girl needs stitches in bum after ‘Slut Droppi...
13747 Girl needs stitches in bum after ‘Slut Droppi...