/r/instant_regret - top ten submissions for each month of 2018

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2018, December
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
69265 What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
You can see the regret on his face
65612 You can see the regret on his face
Getting your fucking SCALP waxed
57529 Getting your fucking SCALP waxed
Who's Scared Now?
54837 Who's Scared Now?
Road raging with someone stronger than you.
50958 Road raging with someone stronger than you.
Another one bites the dust
50118 Another one bites the dust
This dogs first interaction with a caterpillar
49419 This dogs first interaction with a caterpillar
Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
46773 Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
7/11 Robbery
44007 7/11 Robbery
He has a drinking problem
42202 He has a drinking problem
2018, November
My daughter showed off her Thanksgiving frozen ...
51790 My daughter showed off her Thanksgiving frozen ...
I’m just going take a quick sip
45154 I’m just going take a quick sip
Kitten Cannon
43574 Kitten Cannon
This playful push
41751 This playful push
She knew, and yet...
37886 She knew, and yet...
Pulling a gun on a store clerk
37229 Pulling a gun on a store clerk
Holding the cat.
36192 Holding the cat.
Those leaves are not solid ground
32792 Those leaves are not solid ground
Tom meets Jerry.
30652 Tom meets Jerry.
Burning down the house
30532 Burning down the house
2018, October
He left the coil on like a pro
45861 He left the coil on like a pro
Caught in the act
44447 Caught in the act
The regret of asking
43227 The regret of asking
Wrong hand
40045 Wrong hand
Pouncing on a bigger cat.
39733 Pouncing on a bigger cat.
Texting bae
35307 Texting bae
dont smoke at gas stations
34985 dont smoke at gas stations
litterbug
34941 litterbug
Ope
33507 Ope
Dude, I can just pound through this ice. Then w...
31563 Dude, I can just pound through this ice. Then w...
2018, September
I'll just road rage on this guy behind me.
57636 I'll just road rage on this guy behind me.
Let's slap this little puppy.
46040 Let's slap this little puppy.
I'll just scream racial slurs at someone. No on...
42119 I'll just scream racial slurs at someone. No on...
Come on pup, pick one. Good luck.
40504 Come on pup, pick one. Good luck.
Down at the car wash, yeah...
38829 Down at the car wash, yeah...
The unmistakable freeze of regret
37027 The unmistakable freeze of regret
Trying sand
34384 Trying sand
barking at the cat was the worst mistake of his...
34080 barking at the cat was the worst mistake of his...
Quick returns.
34002 Quick returns.
Trying to smoke
32219 Trying to smoke
2018, August
Nope, too weird for me!
54978 Nope, too weird for me!
Trying 100% cacao
54362 Trying 100% cacao
GET IT OFF!!!
53167 GET IT OFF!!!
The face of instant regret
46835 The face of instant regret
Showing this old dude the time of his life
42662 Showing this old dude the time of his life
The change in his voice says it all.
40505 The change in his voice says it all.
Let me sniff this really quick
40332 Let me sniff this really quick
And he was never seen again
40292 And he was never seen again
Kitty VS smelly feet
37480 Kitty VS smelly feet
Activating the sprinkler
36683 Activating the sprinkler
2018, July
Insurance scammers get told they're on camera
60315 Insurance scammers get told they're on camera
Another kiki regret
58020 Another kiki regret
Can I pet him? -Sure, he’s friendly-(Doggo st...
56885 Can I pet him? -Sure, he’s friendly-(Doggo st...
Motorcycle taking a shortcut.
53656 Motorcycle taking a shortcut.
Wolf underestimates the temperature of frozen w...
51556 Wolf underestimates the temperature of frozen w...
Huge mistake
49485 Huge mistake
Asking this policeman for a 1v1
47574 Asking this policeman for a 1v1
Nope, nope, nope!
47048 Nope, nope, nope!
Well that sucks
43187 Well that sucks
Hitting the high note perfectly
40495 Hitting the high note perfectly
2018, June
That's why you need the seat belt
57811 That's why you need the seat belt
Mom shows kids the proper way to release their ...
47167 Mom shows kids the proper way to release their ...
Going down the same stairs as the guy who just ...
45682 Going down the same stairs as the guy who just ...
Two robbers regretting their decision to target...
43983 Two robbers regretting their decision to target...
Bull discovers it can fit its head through the ...
43578 Bull discovers it can fit its head through the ...
Got what he deserved.
43320 Got what he deserved.
Celebration gone wrong.
41396 Celebration gone wrong.
Blowing on the die doesn't always bring good luck
39166 Blowing on the die doesn't always bring good luck
You can keep it.
38316 You can keep it.
"This should be fun" [X-Post r/funny]
34793 "This should be fun" [X-Post r/funny]
2018, May
Stealing from a pizza delivery guy who's got th...
61063 Stealing from a pizza delivery guy who's got th...
Christ has risen...
50945 Christ has risen...
Kid gets caught letting loose to the music
46601 Kid gets caught letting loose to the music
Snuck not Sneaked
45657 Snuck not Sneaked
*Hug*
41414 *Hug*
He just barely touched his tail
40668 He just barely touched his tail
Blowing dandelions
40482 Blowing dandelions
don’t mess w the AA girl
35368 don’t mess w the AA girl
Kid tries to pick up bottles...
33352 Kid tries to pick up bottles...
Pussy Whip
31881 Pussy Whip
2018, April
The girl didn't know this guy was the owner of ...
54949 The girl didn't know this guy was the owner of ...
Accidentally giving your mom the middle finger
52428 Accidentally giving your mom the middle finger
Mexican TV show host's sidekick has cocaine fal...
51716 Mexican TV show host's sidekick has cocaine fal...
Taking a shot with your tall friends
46579 Taking a shot with your tall friends
A little too cold
46328 A little too cold
Waiting for the last moment
40337 Waiting for the last moment
That's not fair.
40335 That's not fair.
Getting caught pickpocketing by a guard.
39638 Getting caught pickpocketing by a guard.
To brake check a semi.
38033 To brake check a semi.
Littering prohibited
36696 Littering prohibited
2018, March
Using a car window as a mirror
82334 Using a car window as a mirror
Should've stopped at four punches!
59227 Should've stopped at four punches!
Snow idea why I did that.
47871 Snow idea why I did that.
Lady decides to climb shelf instead of asking f...
46177 Lady decides to climb shelf instead of asking f...
I can smoke here, the rules don't apply to me.
38739 I can smoke here, the rules don't apply to me.
Convinced my brother the ice would hold.
34781 Convinced my brother the ice would hold.
Innocent man traps himself in endless loop of d...
34503 Innocent man traps himself in endless loop of d...
Let's rob this convenience store!
30642 Let's rob this convenience store!
Trying to jump a bull.
29399 Trying to jump a bull.
Trampoline
28841 Trampoline
2018, February
I thought throwing my phone above me would make...
63405 I thought throwing my phone above me would make...
Wait, I changed my mind
52764 Wait, I changed my mind
The pororoca wave
46067 The pororoca wave
Punch game
25249 Punch game
Great time for pullups!
27348 Great time for pullups!
"I did it!"
39713 "I did it!"
Instant regret from doggo
30805 Instant regret from doggo
Premature celebration at its finest
23943 Premature celebration at its finest
Just a super clean glass door.
20854 Just a super clean glass door.
Bathing cats
27173 Bathing cats
2018, January
Well that was a quick turnaround.
66218 Well that was a quick turnaround.
To swat-yo-nachos
51809 To swat-yo-nachos
YEAH! Lets go outs... no.
43240 YEAH! Lets go outs... no.
Let's go skiing
51533 Let's go skiing
Letting the horses out in the snow. (xpost /r/g...
26158 Letting the horses out in the snow. (xpost /r/g...
Press conference
23421 Press conference
Standing on ice
35644 Standing on ice
Competitive eater accidentally wipes eyes while...
29083 Competitive eater accidentally wipes eyes while...
Cold bath.
23429 Cold bath.
The flaming flip off
31358 The flaming flip off