/r/instant_regret - top ten submissions for each month of 2019

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2019, December
Do not...peck...the trunk...
90369 Do not...peck...the trunk...
Eager to try his first raw egg
60302 Eager to try his first raw egg
Beer Can Dart
48888 Beer Can Dart
Cat is like: "After much consideration, I have ...
47743 Cat is like: "After much consideration, I have ...
How a fun day at the Mall of America turned int...
45889 How a fun day at the Mall of America turned int...
The regret on that kid's face is too good.
43239 The regret on that kid's face is too good.
Throwing a firewood...
38919 Throwing a firewood...
Whats down here?
34963 Whats down here?
Never Lose Your Dignity
33109 Never Lose Your Dignity
Impeccable timing.
32297 Impeccable timing.
2019, November
"I'll get us in that door, hold my beer."
51682 "I'll get us in that door, hold my beer."
Kitty discovers soap suds won't support his weight
51472 Kitty discovers soap suds won't support his weight
Kids are dumb
48014 Kids are dumb
That ice-cream is gone.
47861 That ice-cream is gone.
OH NO NO NO
45999 OH NO NO NO
Banana Mistake.
45551 Banana Mistake.
Trying to touch the creepy clown
39491 Trying to touch the creepy clown
F
38941 F
noble attempt tho.
35784 noble attempt tho.
Don't fuck with swans, man.
35736 Don't fuck with swans, man.
2019, October
Riding A Bike Down A Ski Jump
72969 Riding A Bike Down A Ski Jump
The Most Graceful Of Exits!
72524 The Most Graceful Of Exits!
Bugs
64971 Bugs
Enjoy your wine
62073 Enjoy your wine
Like a moth to a flame...
61855 Like a moth to a flame...
Once the ball left his hand he knew he messed up
60956 Once the ball left his hand he knew he messed up
"Won't you buy some flowers for your girlfriend...
60034 "Won't you buy some flowers for your girlfriend...
Goalkeeper handles the ball outside the allowed...
58955 Goalkeeper handles the ball outside the allowed...
Feel the clang!
56754 Feel the clang!
Wax On, Wax Off
56758 Wax On, Wax Off
2019, September
That embarrassment is next fucking level.
93331 That embarrassment is next fucking level.
Brought to you by strap locks.
77686 Brought to you by strap locks.
Turning your back on an old cowboy.
63545 Turning your back on an old cowboy.
Chasing a Skunk
57785 Chasing a Skunk
Saying no to the marriage vows.
55810 Saying no to the marriage vows.
recording a cooking video
47302 recording a cooking video
Bird hunting.
46690 Bird hunting.
My phone!
45471 My phone!
Dude wishes he never looked
44886 Dude wishes he never looked
Bottle o' bubbly
38372 Bottle o' bubbly
2019, August
And now you're stuck in the elevator
83514 And now you're stuck in the elevator
When you try to help the wife with the party de...
78957 When you try to help the wife with the party de...
Sea otter eats ice cubes a little too quickly
62970 Sea otter eats ice cubes a little too quickly
Shotgunning in front of a cop
55034 Shotgunning in front of a cop
Don't start a fight you can't finish
52955 Don't start a fight you can't finish
Rolling the window down to film a puddle.
50894 Rolling the window down to film a puddle.
Pupper finds the water a little deeper than exp...
49391 Pupper finds the water a little deeper than exp...
Sobriety test with beer goggles
47559 Sobriety test with beer goggles
How dare you!
44808 How dare you!
Showing off her cake to the stream
44542 Showing off her cake to the stream
2019, July
Hockey player thinks his penalty is "bullshit",...
131026 Hockey player thinks his penalty is "bullshit",...
Trump regrets getting near the eagle
80197 Trump regrets getting near the eagle
Toke smoke
79606 Toke smoke
Trying to take a picture posing with the birds
47275 Trying to take a picture posing with the birds
Missing the springboard.
44798 Missing the springboard.
"Everyone's got a plan until they get hit in th...
44838 "Everyone's got a plan until they get hit in th...
And You Want Self-Driving Cars???
40375 And You Want Self-Driving Cars???
Lighting a firecracker in his pants
39068 Lighting a firecracker in his pants
Let me pound through this ice!
38175 Let me pound through this ice!
Dance moves
37259 Dance moves
2019, June
Skaters Jump Cops In Columbia After Being Ruthl...
82626 Skaters Jump Cops In Columbia After Being Ruthl...
When you think you’re a Disney princess and t...
65677 When you think you’re a Disney princess and t...
Sharing a popsicle
61736 Sharing a popsicle
When you think you’re in the kid’s pool onl...
60437 When you think you’re in the kid’s pool onl...
Slamming a beer.
55268 Slamming a beer.
Regrets hitting that hole in one
54416 Regrets hitting that hole in one
Messing with a girl and her boyfriend
53991 Messing with a girl and her boyfriend
Post-slap regret
53436 Post-slap regret
Thieves run right to the police waiting outside
53196 Thieves run right to the police waiting outside
Dancing
47205 Dancing
2019, May
Dude Jacked Up On Synthol Challenges The Russia...
74166 Dude Jacked Up On Synthol Challenges The Russia...
This cricket player injures himself by celebrat...
57161 This cricket player injures himself by celebrat...
Chris O'Dowd pretending to drop a snowglobe. Th...
48709 Chris O'Dowd pretending to drop a snowglobe. Th...
Shouldn't have touched the kitten.
47481 Shouldn't have touched the kitten.
And that's when he became afraid of sunloungers...
47217 And that's when he became afraid of sunloungers...
An accident was made
45512 An accident was made
Don't tap on the glass
45063 Don't tap on the glass
Kid tasting a lime at a ceremony
40806 Kid tasting a lime at a ceremony
Home invasion.
38360 Home invasion.
Ball to the face!
36490 Ball to the face!
2019, April
He thought it would be so cool to be splashed b...
57984 He thought it would be so cool to be splashed b...
Shouldn’t have smelled that
49625 Shouldn’t have smelled that
You never go full Shackleford
49543 You never go full Shackleford
Catch and release
41677 Catch and release
Bringing in a pre-tilted cabbage display
39170 Bringing in a pre-tilted cabbage display
a little to close
38637 a little to close
The moment, he knew he fucked up!!
38542 The moment, he knew he fucked up!!
Tiger accidentally licks an excrement stain off...
34478 Tiger accidentally licks an excrement stain off...
Man tries to rob undercover cop during drug bust
32550 Man tries to rob undercover cop during drug bust
Almost nailed it
31004 Almost nailed it
2019, March
the breaking point
68064 the breaking point
"I wonder how the birth of my child is going?"
60664 "I wonder how the birth of my child is going?"
Please don’t tell dad
59480 Please don’t tell dad
What a trick
55262 What a trick
The snow looks so soft
53234 The snow looks so soft
Pop
51389 Pop
My poor brother..
43128 My poor brother..
Posing on a flaming chair for a cool photo
40050 Posing on a flaming chair for a cool photo
At the gym.
36684 At the gym.
curiosity..............
32206 curiosity..............
2019, February
Nothing says "oops,I just f*cked up" more than ...
72666 Nothing says "oops,I just f*cked up" more than ...
Betrayal
55037 Betrayal
Pushing a cop in full riot gear
53457 Pushing a cop in full riot gear
A decommissioned water park
52498 A decommissioned water park
Hey bro! Oops
51280 Hey bro! Oops
Kissing your opponent while the ref gives his i...
50140 Kissing your opponent while the ref gives his i...
Dog bites off more than he can chew
47524 Dog bites off more than he can chew
Oh Gawd please, just not the tongue!
46942 Oh Gawd please, just not the tongue!
She played Crocodile Dentist for the first time...
44382 She played Crocodile Dentist for the first time...
Armed robber didn't know the local convenience ...
42327 Armed robber didn't know the local convenience ...
2019, January
Playing a Game of Cornhole
69481 Playing a Game of Cornhole
Woman holding up the train is treated to some k...
59851 Woman holding up the train is treated to some k...
Dominate a crocodile
52800 Dominate a crocodile
Clumsy little thief
52746 Clumsy little thief
Let me take a photo
52602 Let me take a photo
When you don’t show your hands after being to...
52202 When you don’t show your hands after being to...
Pointing guns at a car
51453 Pointing guns at a car
Doing an interview where they enter the track
49704 Doing an interview where they enter the track
Was it worth it?
47210 Was it worth it?
Careful now, don't drop it!
45846 Careful now, don't drop it!