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2016, December
43667 Man launches GoFundMe page to ‘protect Betty ...
43171 Donald Trump says he doesn't need daily intelli...
36270 Venezuela's currency value depends largely on o...
32895 Christmas service accidentally prints words to ...
32767 Pilot 'congratulates' passengers for drinking a...
32287 Pipeline spills 176,000 gallons of crude into c...
30122 And You Thought Your Day Was Bad: Suspects Pock...
25054 Donald Trump Tweets SNL Is ‘Totally Biased’...
24723 Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from ...
24251 Donald Trump rejected Secretary of State candid...
2016, November
46628 Jill Stein raised more money for her recount ef...
37129 People have paid a company more than $80,000 to...
35917 Apple's $300 book contains 450 photos of Apple ...
28903 Rick Perry is being considered for energy secre...
26779 Venezuela's currency now worth so little shopke...
25265 Canada's immigration website crashes on electio...
25141 Man searching for toilet stumbles across 49,000...
24266 U.S.-born panda twins struggle in China as they...
21742 Teenager afraid of water and who couldn't swim ...
21317 Homeopathy 'treatments' must be labelled to say...
2016, October
6728 Troopers: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire
6602 American airline wins right to weigh passengers...
6295 Man impersonating officer busted for attempting...
6219 HPD: 911 operator says “ain’t nobody got ti...
6169 Carjackers leave man's car behind after discove...
6155 Woman mistakes town meeting for Donald Trump ra...
5999 Fart sparks fire during surgery in Japan; patie...
5945 Pa. police officer accused of masturbating in c...
5933 Russell Martin gets stitches after giving too h...
5920 Man stops at In-N-Out drive thru during police ...
2016, September
7270 Bike manufacturer sees huge reduction in delive...
7178 Unaware of $2 bail, man spends almost five mont...
6498 ISIS bans women from wearing burkas after chief...
6478 Adblock Plus finds the end-game of its business...
6366 Warner Bros. Flags Its Own Website as a Piracy ...
6265 Anger as Churchill's home is turned into Hitler...
6257 An 8th grader had to teach a math class for a m...
6214 Thief breaks into Indio YMCA, steals fake cash ...
6149 The totally wireless AirPods have their first a...
6127 North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fe...
2016, August
6467 Rio diving pool—still green—now closed and ...
6456 Facebook fires human editors, algorithm immedia...
6413 Rio 2016: Officials forced to cut their way int...
6089 Woman Dies after Prophet Puts Heavy Speaker on ...
5928 Hunter S. Thompson's widow returns antlers he s...
5926 Derailed train car hits bar named 'DeRailed' in...
5924 Harambe: Stop making memes of our dead gorilla,...
5915 Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, s...
5883 French PM Suggests Naked Breasts Represent Fran...
5850 Lobster Festival Forced to Eat Hotdogs Instead ...
2016, July
5899 Verizon will cut off unlimited data users who u...
5883 Ottawa Hospital managers, after eating the food...
5875 Doctor raped on a Caribbean holiday offered a m...
5841 Rio 2016: Olympic athletes told to ‘keep your...
5477 Being murdered is no reason to forgive student ...
5464 New Environment Secretary backs fox hunting, se...
5384 Woman who was driving while praying with her ey...
5379 Russian politician behind anti-gay law wants to...
5238 Artist sued for $5M over painting he insists he...
5216 Holocaust Museum: Please stop playing Pokémon ...
2016, June
6484 Judge rules Texas prison must provide inmates w...
6038 Restaurant that killed customer with nut allerg...
5894 Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand
5830 Parrot who allegedly witnessed murder says 'Don...
5802 Rabbi bans girls over five from riding bikes be...
5766 Grandfather "very sorry" after accidentally pic...
5701 Stanford rape case: Sex offender's dad says 6 m...
5636 Man sued for $30K over $40 printer he sold on C...
5587 Nonprofit Hospital Forgives Debts And Stops Sui...
5537 Japanese 'naked restaurant' to ban overweight d...
2016, May
6327 China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams
6167 Drug Testing Expert Was High For Eight Years
5976 Texts from Sussex Police asking offenders to ha...
5746 Woman wearing "Stop Domestic Violence" T-shirt ...
5736 Bid to ban applause in B.C. legislature rejecte...
5713 Saudi Arabia gives women the right to a copy of...
5703 Police: Stop calling drug dealer’s phone, weâ...
5620 Self-driving features could lead to more sex in...
5587 Sausage-Wielding Extremists Attack Vegan Cafe I...
5535 Frat Brothers Are Immune to Alcohol Interventio...
2016, April
7326 Military veteran frustrated he has to annually ...
6653 UC Davis spent thousands to scrub pepper-spray ...
6559 The head of the anti-corruption campaign group ...
6149 Adult colouring book craze prompts global penci...
5965 Police constable shows judge "how grenade works...
5910 Disgraced former FIFA boss Sepp Blatter to serv...
5806 Philippine presidential frontrunner Rodrigo Dut...
5725 Jamaica may legalise weed and get rid of the Queen
5709 ‘Teen’ basketball player says he didn’t k...
5705 An 'angel' locals believed fell from the sky tu...
2016, March
8469 DJ fined for playing 'F**k Tha Police' while co...
6994 Trump: I consult myself on foreign policy
6406 Toddler Dies after Anti-Vaxx Parents Treat His ...
6385 Microsoft pulls plug after chat robot slings sl...
6209 Saudi man arrested for flying ‘pretty’ rain...
6169 Lawmakers sick after drinking raw milk to celeb...
6035 American IS fighter: I made a bad decision
5957 Parents Sold 18-Day-Old Daughter to Buy an iPho...
5934 America’s airlines are introducing a class be...
5903 Paris is ‘too dirty’ for the Japanese – T...
2016, February
6429 Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her hu...
6308 Ant Simulator Canceled After Team Spends the Mo...
5927 Morgan Freeman Is Finally a GPS Navigation Voice
5783 Poll: 38% of Florida voters believe Ted Cruz co...
5741 Flint residents paid America's highest water rates
5687 Pennsylvania high school honors student actuall...
5653 Michigan Says Its Potholes Make It the Best Pla...
5614 Life with ISIS is ‘really hard,’ discovers ...
5576 Man spends $71,000 fighting a $180 speeding ticket
5567 Baby Dolphin killed as tourists yank it out of ...
2016, January
6225 Dog accidentally runs US half-marathon, finishe...
5681 Mumbai thief force-fed 48 bananas to excrete st...
5634 Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries t...
5473 Oregon 'terrorists' don't plan siege very well,...
5399 Man legally changes his name to Above Znoneofth...
5248 Playboy Mansion on sale for $200 million — He...
5235 Park police finally removed that snow penis, so...
5156 Women putting herb balls in vagina to 'detox th...
5154 Man who feared mass shootings brings gun to mov...
5143 Flint Residents Told That Their Children Could ...
