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2017, December
88005 Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Broth...
69214 United Nations official visiting Alabama to inv...
65376 UPS loses Family’s $846K Inheritance, Offers ...
57046 Alcohol level in air at fraternity party regist...
50269 Suspected murderer who evaded capture for 12 ye...
49859 Thousands unfollow Sen. John McCain after he as...
48260 Utah teacher fired after showing students class...
46560 In final-hour order, court rules that Alabama c...
46381 Judge orders Alabama not to destroy voting reco...
46156 TSA agents are apparently still confused as to ...
2017, November
65650 Marilyn Manson Mourned On Twitter, Confusing Hi...
65154 Trump calls Warren 'Pocahontas' at event honori...
64694 Cat named after Notorious B.I.G. shot multiple ...
62805 No, this isn't The Onion, Yes Net Neutrality is...
61654 Cards Against Humanity buys plot of land on U.S...
61550 Apology after Japanese train departs 20 seconds...
58034 Ferry McFerryface to be name of new Sydney ferr...
57254 Alt-Right White Supremacists Claim Papa John's ...
51364 Papa John's blames NFL, anthem protests for fal...
46000 Dude Who Tripled Price of Insulin Nominated to ...
2017, October
97387 Man rescued from Taliban didn't believe Donald ...
81868 Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims
49103 'We want sauce': police called after McDonald's...
44846 The world's oldest living land creature is a ga...
35680 Woman almost dies after unborn baby kicks a hol...
35278 Man fed up with nagging wife hides in forest fo...
34899 Michael Bay to Produce Live-Action ‘Dora the ...
34521 Pope Francis admits: 'When I pray, sometimes I ...
33650 Applebee's offering $1 margaritas in October to...
32175 New type of northern lights discovered, named S...
2017, September
48222 Saudi Arabia accidentally prints textbook showi...
47995 ‘Drunk’ tourist thought to be the first per...
44974 Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA m...
44581 Candidate for Charlotte mayor puts 'white' amon...
44015 Sign language interpreter used gibberish, warne...
41011 Braves sorry for playing 'Rock you like a hurri...
40925 Losers are more likely to believe in conspiracy...
39849 Library asks people to stop paying fines with C...
38319 Death Wish Coffee recalls cold brew cans due to...
38040 Wisconsin sends 17,000 pounds of cheese to Houston
2017, August
71960 Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narro...
56270 White supremacists taking DNA tests sad to disc...
52743 Trump gets a folder full of positive news about...
44268 Woman gets lifetime bus pass for 103rd birthday
39472 Joel Osteen Says He Didn't Open His Church for ...
35599 Police planned to sell crime victim's car at au...
35376 Charlottesville photo: Man shouting angrily at ...
33649 Robert Pattinson refused to perform sex act wit...
32439 Knife robber tries to rob Glasgow shop but is b...
31941 A Saudi singer was jailed after dabbing during ...
2017, July
62780 NPR tweets the Declaration of Independence, and...
62614 Justin Bieber banned from China in order to 'pu...
55180 Since Jay-Z put out an album called 4:44, Jerse...
52862 'Nobody kill anybody': Murder-free weekend urge...
51786 Teacher Of The Year In Oklahoma Moves To Texas ...
49048 Ohio State fan in coma asked if he likes Michig...
43980 Man checks in a can of beer as only luggage on ...
40860 Putin points at journalists and asks Trump 'Are...
39475 Nurse reveals she left the NHS after being char...
38752 Utah woman killed on cruise ship during murder ...
2017, June
59610 Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says...
54896 DC bars to open early for Comey hearing watch p...
50013 Fox News isn’t worried about millions losing ...
49081 American man was arrested for scamming Nigerian...
44544 Rich people in America are too rich, says the w...
42930 Remorseful husband who robbed bank to escape wi...
42897 House hearing on gun legislation canceled after...
37346 We Do Not Have a Child Slave Colony on Mars: NASA
35822 Gunman kidnaps family, forces them to shop at T...
34744 Putin: 'I am not a woman, so I don’t have bad...
2017, May
92535 Hunter dies after shot elephant falls on him
58659 British politician wants death penalty for suic...
54882 Palestinian judge bans divorce during Ramadan b...
53389 EU warns Turkey after it violates Greek airspac...
48397 One way to battle future flooding: stop buildin...
48353 Tennessee man gets $14M bond after daring judge...
43965 Students left a pineapple in the middle of an e...
42172 Labrador: ‘Nobody dies because they don’t h...
38688 Thailand threatens to sue Facebook after videos...
38518 Middle school student suspended for 'liking' ph...
2017, April
52251 InfoWars' Alex Jones is a 'performance artist p...
49477 Merriam-Webster adds "sheeple" to dictionary, c...
48660 'Even Hitler didn't sink to using chemical weap...
46669 Netflix's biggest competition is sleep, says CE...
34667 Without Obama, once-booming gun industry poised...
33200 Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in...
32945 Congressman tells angry constituents the idea t...
28532 Michigan cops may soon be barred from having se...
28255 Nordstrom offering pre-dirtied jeans for $425
27944 Balenciaga's $2,145 bag is just like Ikea's 99 ...
2017, March
54429 Jeff Sessions: Marijuana Is "Only Slightly Less...
47343 Kellyanne Conway suggests Barack Obama was spyi...
46065 FBI director James Comey admits under oath that...
43315 President Donald J. Trump Proclaims April 2017 ...
41728 Donald Trump 'feels great' about criticism of s...
29603 Donald Trump officially names Obamacare replace...
28329 67-year-old man dies from heart attack after ca...
27416 Africa Trade Meeting Has No Africans After US V...
27129 Footballer accidentally thanks his wife and gir...
25631 Tillerson: 'I didn't want this job ... My wife ...
2017, February
53048 White House blocks CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA...
43798 Man Creates Tinder-Like Dating App Where He’s...
43339 Fire breaks out at Chinese factory that makes S...
40971 Fox News's 'Swedish defence advisor' unknown to...
39473 YouTube cuts popular live stream of giraffe abo...
36586 Betsy DeVos labels Black Colleges 'pioneers of ...
32033 DeVos backlash Sees Parents Threatening to Home...
30505 Moscow Says It Has Nothing to Do With Hundreds ...
30414 Lady Gaga's super bowl halftime performance was...
29516 Workmen's cafe overwhelmed with customers after...
2017, January
68024 White House press secretary attacks media for a...
44874 Spotify offers Barack Obama a job as 'President...
39225 Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rog...
38144 This Republican politician allegedly told a wom...
32566 Company recalls boots when customer finds swast...
31504 Pet deer named after Bambi character shot dead ...
31254 Nebraska flag flew upside down at Capitol for 1...
27970 Trump’s press secretary has been fighting wit...
27888 CBC crew hits pothole, gets flat tire while gat...
26979 David Cameron says he names birds after Boris J...
