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2018, December
71980 Congress To Make Members Pay Out Of Pocket For ...
61361 Missouri man must watch ‘Bambi’ monthly as ...
60154 France Protests: Police threaten to join protes...
56922 School turns students' lunch debt over to colle...
51823 Macaulay Culkin to legally change his middle na...
42175 Air Canada flight turns back halfway to Hawaii,...
40149 Man whose wife has cancer gets help to pay bill...
39659 Decriminalization of Domestic Violence Was a 'M...
36310 Universities launch drive to recruit more white...
27304 Google CEO responds to Steve King's iPhone conc...
2018, November
97998 Black security guard who stops shooter is then ...
59846 Texas Students Will Soon Learn Slavery Played a...
54615 Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too ...
50965 Iceland's president admits he went 'too far' wi...
36458 Massachusetts mayor first in line as recreation...
36352 Wells Fargo: Shareholders can't sue us because ...
35463 George RR Martin: ‘When I began A Game of Thr...
33397 Russian bank: we assigned $12 billion 'loan' to...
32978 Youporn bans Starbucks after Starbucks banned Porn
30078 Applebee's is betting on stress eaters, and it'...
2018, October
68371 School boy takes MICROWAVE to school to carry b...
49941 First Lady Melania Trump Says She Is 'the Most ...
49191 Moray rapist who tried to cheat justice by clai...
44246 Cruise Ship Refunds Passengers After 1,300 Men ...
37193 50 Cent says he bought 200 front-row tickets to...
34558 Amazon Reportedly Killed an AI Recruitment Syst...
32983 Paige Patterson, Who Was Fired For How He Handl...
32111 Vatican Releases Pokemon GO Clone For Catholics
31049 To fight high drug prices, Utah will pay for pu...
30249 Utah lawmaker doesn't recommend 'shooting up ma...
2018, September
66445 Saudi Arabia declares online satire punishable ...
53964 Texas prisons deny dentures to inmates with no ...
51203 Bill Cosby Gets Vanilla Pudding in Jail for Fir...
48480 Fox Business Host Calls Former President George...
40544 Taco Bell voted best Mexican restaurant in the ...
40327 City won't fix laneway because it's owned by a ...
37324 No one shot in Chicago in 22-hour span
36883 North Carolina didn't like science on sea level...
36577 Canadian politician says a family can eat on $7...
36514 Police say 'Free Candy' van not a threat to public
2018, August
60374 Missouri Republican Who Said ‘Hitler Was Righ...
54110 The man who stole a plane said he didn't need m...
51098 The creators of the Nintendo 64 GoldenEye have ...
49621 Texas woman arrested for marijuana takes mugsho...
45704 Amish man launches "Uber" ride service with his...
45521 Keeping Up With The Kardashians may make viewer...
45208 'I was annoyed': Woman, 95, shoos black bear ou...
44701 Senate adopts resolution declaring "the press i...
42209 Couple Couldn't Conceive Because They'd Been Ha...
41510 Red Bull and vodka is scientifically proven to ...
2018, July
100829 Nat Geo hires Jeff Goldblum to walk around, bei...
89795 Reddit CEO tells user, “we are not the though...
74295 Somali Militant Group Al-Shabaab Announces Ban ...
60228 US Republicans endorse arming toddlers on Sacha...
60131 A man harasses a woman for wearing a Puerto Ric...
54667 “An almond doesn’t lactate:†FDA to crack...
51151 Speeding Arizona Congressman Claims 'Immunity' ...
49909 Police: Naked Man Arrested At Planet Fitness Ci...
45175 Juncker used ‘brightly coloured, simple flash...
43178 Google Says It Will Stop Android Phones From Su...
2018, June
75374 ICE Director: ICE Can't Be Compared To Nazis Si...
64250 Always look on the bright side of life, says CE...
62075 Melania flew to Texas to visit immigrant childr...
57014 Poll: Kim Jong Un has higher approval among Rep...
48542 Families earning $117,000 now qualify as "low i...
42417 Trump says he may pardon Muhammad Ali, who does...
37413 Jogger accidentally crosses U.S. border from B....
36308 Japanese worker punished for starting lunch thr...
36295 Russian workers are undergoing training to lear...
35851 Wisconsin man injured after upskirting shoe cam...
2018, May
51737 Pakistani girl who died in Texas shooting ‘wa...
48632 Please Don't Roast Marshmallows Over the Erupti...
46010 Family says supermarket wouldn't write Summa Cu...
45971 US lost track of 1,500 immigrant children, but ...
44713 Ambien-maker to Roseanne: Racism is not a side ...
44511 Ex-Chipotle manager, accused of stealing $626, ...
40435 'World of Warcraft' Currency Is Now Worth 7 Tim...
37911 El Paso woman living in Montana detained by Bor...
36696 Delaware on verge of being first U.S. state to ...
35689 Man mistakenly runs full Fargo marathon instead...
2018, April
74972 Dogs cannot get ‘autism’, British Veterinar...
56344 Argentinian officers fired after claiming mice ...
49468 Drunk tourist accidentally climbs mountain whil...
41660 Japanese couple apologise for ignoring work pre...
36735 Spaniard raised by wolves disappointed with hum...
36036 Montreal mother told daughter doesn't count as ...
34367 InfoWars' Alex Jones Says He's Been Defamed by ...
33682 Man declares he is now attracted to men after t...
33521 BP claims an oil spill off Australia's coast wo...
31623 'Sorry,' says man, 19, who opened fire at Flori...
2018, March
67660 Alabama lawmaker: We shouldn't arm teachers bec...
61117 Michael B. Jordan buys teen a new retainer afte...
59007 The number of Delta Air Lines passengers who bo...
57837 After eating Chipotle for 500 days, an Ohio man...
50835 Bush says Trump ‘makes me look pretty good’...
49757 “Japan’s slowest roller coaster†derails,...
46299 Over 500 Canadian doctors protest raises, say t...
45222 Sheriff who pocketed $750K from inmate food fun...
45049 Cop Does Not Shoot Unarmed Man
43924 Flight Attendant Orgy Denied By Airline Despite...
2018, February
75968 President Trump: I would have run into school d...
65206 Florida House declares porn a public health ris...
61219 EPA Head Says He Needs to Fly First Class Becau...
59930 Trump calls Dems who didn't clap during State o...
54308 After 4th DWI, man argues legal limit discrimin...
41907 Pastor was ‘counseling’ the young, naked ma...
41644 Facebook is suggesting mobile users 'Protect' t...
41088 2 kids dressed as 'tall man' unable to gain adm...
38956 Roseanne Barr says Fergie's national anthem per...
37593 Police officer fired for not shooting black sus...
2018, January
81548 R.I.P. astronaut John Young, the first man to g...
67206 Sean Spicer says Oprah Winfrey Doesn’t Have t...
66107 Passenger turned away from two flights after we...
62322 Teen suspended from high school after her anti-...
55883 New Zealanders build island in bid to avoid alc...
52752 NYPD Union Sues To Stop Release Of All Bodycam ...
52187 ‘El Chapo’ promises not to kill any jurors ...
45961 Former Barney the Dinosaur actor now works as a...
45845 Texas judge interrupts jury, says God told him ...
44051 Florida is the worst state in the nation in eve...
