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2019, December
80458 Baby boomers are more sensitive than millennial...
78682 Man who ate $120,000 art banana said he would'v...
51672 Navy pilots request to be armed because they do...
51027 Detroit's largest demolition contractor demolis...
50138 Man Found Dead In Wife’s Freezer After A Deca...
45061 Ad stating alcohol is a drug blocked as ‘too ...
44346 Tom Holland’s Drunk, Crying Phone Call With D...
39125 Man Who Had Caricature of Himself Drawn Steals ...
33080 4 underage men accused of drinking while operat...
30571 US rapper Lil Wayne 'never going back to Riyadh...
2019, November
66439 Gay man's pay slashed so he'd be on par with 'o...
58927 CVS rejects Purdue student's Puerto Rican ID, a...
55984 Queen cancels Prince Andrew's 60th birthday party
45296 Quebec denies French citizen's immigration appl...
41864 Biden said you have to 'keep punching' to addre...
36181 Papa John's founder eats more than 40 pizzas in...
35503 In Serbia, School Shooter with AK47 Got Beaten ...
34449 Prince Andrew: I didn’t have sex with teenage...
33412 Convicted murderer says life sentence was serve...
32775 Worker who raised alarm before deadly New Orlea...
2019, October
80264 35 Y.O CEO Slams Other Millennials For Entitlem...
53864 Group of teen girls tries to set trap for alleg...
50159 R. Kelly's lawyer is complaining that the singe...
46199 Male cat needs glucose drip after mating with f...
43215 A pug has been hired by 343 industries to make ...
41381 Student Hacked Into Downingtown Area School Dis...
40217 Police Owe Nothing To Man Whose Home They Blew ...
38793 This Utah woman was charged for being topless i...
37737 WeWork has reportedly postponed thousands of la...
37732 Mark Zuckerberg on billionaires: 'No one deserv...
2019, September
65403 Trump Says Energy-Efficient Light Bulbs Make Hi...
51235 After 140 mph chase, man tells police he didnâ€...
46920 U.S. warns of feral hogs approaching country fr...
41448 Man drives away from court minutes after judge ...
40019 Homeless denied social housing for being too po...
38223 Army warns soldiers to be ready for potential v...
29784 Pittsburgh Doctor Claims Antonio Brown Repeated...
28899 Clearwater mayor calls for assault weapons ban:...
28781 Cheddar-gate: French chef sues Michelin Guide, ...
23269 Pro-Putin rapper sets record for unpopularity o...
2019, August
62555 McDonald's worker fired for refusing to serve p...
50593 NRA Says New Florida Law Would Take Away Rifles...
42588 Police: Connecticut Man Tests His New Guns By F...
37531 University Professor: Men Don't Recycle Because...
37509 Ohio State Has Filed A Trademark Application Fo...
32460 Miami orders scooters removed from streets befo...
31307 Woman thought she had kidney stones, gave birth...
30872 Hong Kong billionaire tycoons call for end to p...
30078 German city offers $1.1M to whoever proves it d...
29786 ‘Live pee or die’: N.H. governor steps in t...
2019, July
64142 Five guys arrested after fist fight at Five Guys
50208 ‘They can't stop all of us': More than 250K p...
48219 Trump claims army 'took over airports' in 1775
47833 Thousands sign petition asking for fines agains...
46998 US cop fired over deadly shooting 'rehired to g...
46973 Christian family who argued taxes 'against God'...
46641 Robber returns money to Philly store, says itâ€...
44615 Austrian Athlete Freed By Kidnapper After Compl...
36136 MSP officer runs stops sign, hit by car, arrest...
36038 Unlicensed “health coach†claims health adv...
2019, June
75923 EA: They’re not loot boxes, they’re “surp...
72664 Woman Named Marijuana Pepsi, Who Refused To Cha...
54014 Tiananmen Square Massacre: China Says U.S. Is V...
44379 Seagulls keep couple hostage in their own home ...
37965 Bill Cosby says he is still 'America's Dad' in ...
26673 Sheriff: Man With Cocaine in Nostrils Tells Dep...
26624 Vancouver condo developers offer free wine or y...
23159 Baltimore Mayor Jack Young Suggests Public Boxi...
21398 Woman falsely reported that her husband killed ...
17197 Mets apologize after including two living playe...
2019, May
57681 Weatherman Jamie Simpson Tells Viewers to Stop ...
55856 Detective Pikachu cinematographer happy his CGI...
49309 Instagram Influencer With 2.6m Followers Strugg...
44687 Alabama Won’t Air “Arthur†Cartoon With G...
40261 Lawyer sentenced to 18 years for smashing chair...
38916 Fatal police shootings could become a crime und...
38577 A parody website with embarrassing photos of Jo...
33310 Condom Company Releases “Baby Blocker†to W...
32542 A "caravan" of Americans is crossing the Canadi...
30787 Satanic Temple cites religious beliefs as immun...
2019, April
53576 Tobacco company Philip Morris starts life insur...
45710 Texas lawmakers consider the death penalty for ...
43272 Yoga Does Not Make Inmates Gay, Says Russian Pr...
39874 Man in Hong Kong reportedly beaten up outside c...
38427 Man chokes cashier for putting chips and canned...
36898 YouTube mistakenly flags Notre Dame Cathedral f...
35197 Beginning next school year, Wake County substit...
34626 Game of Thrones viewers in China 'beg' for sex ...
33646 R Kelly claims he can't read, says he couldn't ...
32893 American Airlines flight departs Manchester 22 ...
2019, March
84708 Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to...
55258 Florida Mayor Arrested Just Weeks After Taking ...
50241 Metalheads with kazoos drown out Westboro Bapti...
48680 YouTube will soon tell you that the world isn't...
47537 Sex outside of marriage may soon be legal in Utah
46006 Women's cycling race forced to pause after lead...
45099 Woman tells TripAdvisor she was raped by guide,...
44551 Elderly Americans Are Dying Without Getting To ...
44019 World’s No 1 bridge player suspended after fa...
37742 China says Xinjiang has 'boarding schools', not...
2019, February
64262 American parents say their children are speakin...
42271 Billionaire Howard Schultz is very upset you’...
41203 Store closes after Nike boycott: 'More Colin Ka...
40037 Wisconsin high school cheerleaders received awa...
38667 Muffin Break boss slams Millennials, says young...
33762 NYC Sex Shop Sued Over 6-Ft Sewage Wall From Co...
31428 As measles outbreak spreads, one anti- vaxxer a...
28628 Fearing Their Dogs Will Develop Autism, Some Ow...
28164 Hundreds rally to preserve right not to vaccina...
27991 Shopworker stole £1,500 worth of scratchcards ...
2019, January
111327 Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for ...
80468 Ben Affleck finally achieves lifelong dream of ...
58931 Michael Cohen paid IT firm to tweet that he was...
51464 Family forced to sit on plane floor after airli...
51406 Michelin Star Restaurant Owner Invited Clemson ...
50124 Anti-vaccine advocates appointed to Minnesota a...
46181 ‘Dr. Marijuana’ suspended for indiscriminat...
45453 Florida Drug-sniffing K-9 Called Jake Overdoses...
40595 Pablo's Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash f...
40586 CNN legal analyst Areva Martin accuses David We...
