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2021, December
66579 NASCAR driver who unintentionally sparked 'Letâ...
66015 San Francisco suspends cannabis tax to help dis...
57267 14-year-old girl fatally shot by LAPD called US...
57105 'Patriotic' Singer Forgets the Words to Nationa...
52670 Emergency announced in Suez Canal as 'Ever Give...
50265 AG: Idaho sheriff charged after pulling gun on ...
38896 Pope Francis says extramarital sex sins aren't ...
37784 Patriots fans among saddest, most miserable in ...
37337 Top Excel experts will battle it out in an espo...
34274 Local school districts relieved as a Tik Tok th...
2021, November
94466 Facebook wants to attract young people, but Gen...
88237 Nevada Man Who Claimed to Have Proof of Illegal...
43626 Police confirm no one was “stabbed with drugs...
38340 'It's A Free Country': Man Threatens TSA Agent'...
38179 The first complaint filed under Tennessee's ant...
37086 After awarding his wife twice, Bolsonaro awards...
32104 Woman billed $700 after sitting in ER waiting r...
31825 ‘I wanted less than a minute’: 105-year-old...
31726 Oklahoma Woman Kicked Out of Church as Members ...
26565 Dozens stuck in British pub with Oasis cover ba...
2021, October
118404 Hiker lost on mountain for 24 hours ignored cal...
82292 Parents Want High School Principal Removed For ...
65484 Daniel Craig says he goes to gay bars to avoid ...
64753 Rudy Guiliani admits under oath he obtained som...
64178 Facing employee shortage, Raising Cane's puttin...
60984 DA: After cops killed son, mother uses $5 milli...
55883 After white students displayed Confederate flag...
53941 Thousands of union workers dressed in 'Squid Ga...
48834 Elijah Wood says a Lord Of The Rings orc design...
47172 JP Morgan boss Jamie Dimon: To cut my $31.5m pa...
2021, September
76484 Texas governor says he's committed to eliminati...
72928 Tim Cook says employees who leak memos do not b...
63271 The Satanic Temple begins legal maneuver to ski...
62983 Report: U.S. Rep. Virginia Foxx Opposes Marijua...
60368 2 siblings charged in the Capitol riot are aski...
58726 Emma Raducanu, whose stunning victory at the US...
58070 Texas couple asked to leave restaurant for wear...
55958 Illinois bill would allow women to sue men over...
54280 After crushing women's right to choose, Greg Ab...
47600 Florida deputy fired after telling inmate he lo...
2021, August
67542 Texas school district makes masks part of dress...
52665 Anti-vaccine protesters storm BBC HQ – years ...
50674 Televangelist Jim Bakker Complains that God Can...
50221 Landlord faces homelessness as tenants fall beh...
45660 Olympic cameraman stopped filming field hockey ...
44730 Serbian cave hermit gets Covid-19 vaccine, urge...
43326 Taliban imposes ban on Covid vaccine
41389 Mike Tyson's son wants to fight Logan Paul but ...
40834 Washington jail offering inmates ramen noodles ...
38162 Facebook bans over 300 accounts that claimed Co...
2021, July
65131 'Woke coke': Drug dealers marketing 'ethically ...
64582 Catholic Monsignor Who Wanted to Deny Biden Com...
61407 The French Rush For Vaccines After They're Told...
60896 Woman faces a year in prison for stomping a ‘...
54937 Bolsonaro in hospital as hiccups persist for mo...
54767 Four Seasons Total Landscaping is hosting a con...
53242 Heinz starts petition to make hot dogs and buns...
51419 Homeowners yell 'have him die somewhere else' a...
51021 Man, 108, Dies Just Before Supreme Court Hears ...
40951 Over £25,000 has been raised for the crying Ge...
2021, June
100398 Baby boomers are more sensitive than millennial...
97565 14 years after a sexual assault in Tampa, a man...
73161 Arizona is planning to execute prisoners with t...
72897 25 corporations marking Pride donated over $10m...
63991 'Unplanned' outages hit Texas power plants in s...
63960 Veteran's microphone cut off when he discusses ...
63724 North Carolina county bans Coke machines over c...
58748 42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to po...
58695 Dog ejected from car during Sunday crash found ...
57476 Petition urging Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the M...
2021, May
67823 Casey Anthony 'keeps getting drinks thrown in h...
66910 Two Denver police officers suspended for using ...
57013 Joe Rogan criticized, mocked after saying strai...
48951 11-year-old girl who fought off attempted kidna...
46360 Indian government says 5G doesn’t cause COVID...
44861 Josh Duggar, Charged with Child Pornography Off...
43956 Black man enslaved by White manager should rece...
43234 K9 bites cow, SC deputy Tases K9, cow kicks deputy
41790 Chinese safari park 'sincerely sorry' for not t...
39437 Drug-sniffing police dogs forced into early ret...
2021, April
81718 Amazon admits its drivers sometimes have to pee...
79448 Immigrant from France fails Quebec's French tes...
78836 McDonald's robber demands chicken nuggets, has ...
74789 A former Minneapolis police officer called Dere...
59733 Man who spent $1,500 to stay at Toronto quarati...
57486 Woman finds out son's bride is her long-lost da...
57319 Winning greyhound tested positive for meth
57133 LAPD video shows Black man arrested at his home...
56947 Florida's new ban on transgender students in sp...
56746 Boulders block road in Boulder Canyon near Boul...
2021, March
84709 Sheriff says Atlanta shooting suspect was “fe...
73687 Georgia bans giving water to voters in line und...
63800 Only Republican to vote for police reform bill ...
62600 Texas police handcuff maskless woman who asked:...
61913 A man wrongfully convicted of murder sues a ren...
58935 Ron Johnson forces reading of 628-page Senate c...
55443 Texas man drove BMW dealership loaner car to ro...
54295 Customer orders a dozen masks, demands refund w...
53776 AT&T lobbies against nationwide fiber, says 10M...
49326 Trinity College in Perth bans mullet haircuts, ...
2021, February
107892 DoorDash Spent $5.5 Million To Advertise Their ...
91168 Sacha Baron Cohen: I Will Hire Rudy Giuliani to...
74373 Nutritionist says pizza is better for breakfast...
70256 8-Year-Old Calls Out NPR For Lack Of Dinosaur S...
54454 Licking Ice Cream That Others Might Buy in a St...
52881 90-year-old man spends $10,000 on 2 ads in WSJ ...
47392 Massive Texas gas failure during climate extrem...
45223 Michigan Senate leader on hot mic after apologi...
43187 30 Taliban militants killed in explosion during...
42995 Edinburgh woman bit off man’s tongue in stree...
2021, January
173233 People Are Accusing Robinhood Of Stealing From ...
106515 Jake Angeli, horned man who stormed Capitol, re...
102132 Man died at U.S. Capitol after accidentally tas...
93809 2 days after voting to not require masks, COVID...
91002 Oklahoma trying to return its $2m stockpile of ...
90621 Matt Hancock praises free school meals before b...
88557 Plane Flies Over Robinhood HQ with ‘Suck My N...
85689 "Nothing Will Stop Us," Tweeted Woman Before Sh...
73499 Flags, signs and other items left behind in Cap...
72808 White House communications director: 'Biden is ...
