/r/nottheonion - top ten submissions for each month of 2022
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2022, December
87377 The first Gen Z member of Congress was denied a...
80574 For the first time ever, no British fans were a...
55724 ‘If your dog died, you need to bring him in a...
48418 Stop complaining, says billionaire investor Cha...
40980 Couple hate Last Christmas by Wham! so much the...
39874 Man poses as attractive blonde woman, convinces...
38810 "Higher than acceptable" methamphetamine levels...
38531 Edie Falco Shot ‘Avatar 2’ So Long Ago She ...
38308 Police Minister says "you are the one responsib...
36694 Andrew Tate mocked after pizza tweet to Thunber...
2022, November
100708 Twitter pauses paid verifications after users a...
80243 Eli Lilly CEO says insulin tweet flap “probab...
74610 Mitch McConnell votes against interracial marri...
62261 Jeff Bezos’ Housekeepers got UTIs From Lack o...
60339 Tennessee voters officially ban all forms of sl...
51472 People return to offices, productivity plunges
49763 North Carolina sheriff Jody Greene resigned aft...
39403 Dog shoots owner dead after stepping on his sho...
39326 Law enforcement opposes rules banning cops from...
36392 FIFA tells Belgium to remove word 'love' stitch...
2022, October
75742 Ye escorted out of Skechers office in Los Angel...
47979 Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials i...
47392 ‘Watchmen’ Creator Alan Moore: Adults Lovin...
46454 Texas schools send parents DNA kits to identify...
45840 US clinics offer free vasectomies in wake of su...
40333 Marketed as 'Italy's No. 1 brand of pasta,' Bar...
39710 Pastor who gave kids ‘I â¤ï¸ hot youth past...
38518 City officials grease light poles ahead of poss...
38109 Ye compared himself to George Floyd in an apolo...
36909 Los Angeles mayoral candidate Rick Caruso decla...
2022, September
61391 Oklahoma inmate forced to listen to "Baby Shark...
61046 Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver hi...
58075 The nation's poorest state used welfare money t...
42420 Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears When Asked...
41152 Ohio exempts clergy from reporting abuse
40753 Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nos...
39432 Armed PA man in wig trying to ‘restore Trump ...
34483 TikTokers are telling viewers to point their ge...
32191 2nd grader was instructed to ‘send picture of...
32112 Food delivery robot rolls through LA crime scen...
2022, August
66660 J.K. Rowling's new book, about a transphobe who...
63829 Upset over LGBTQ books, a Michigan town defunds...
59406 Black couple sues after they say home valuation...
55070 CEO Mark Zuckerberg is 'creepy and manipulative...
49299 Embryos can be listed as dependents on tax retu...
48538 Miss England finalist becomes first in pageant'...
48119 ‘Florida is the place where woke goes to die,...
42933 Pa. woman accused of stealing Nancy Pelosi’s ...
41418 Coal industry ‘shocked and disheartened’ by...
39278 Soldier seeking support for PTSD 'disgusted' af...
2022, July
108707 Pregnant Texas woman driving in HOV lane told p...
74406 Ohio bill would allow pregnant people to sue me...
67366 A New York cop is on desk duty after arresting ...
67124 Uvalde mayor condemns "chicken" media for relea...
64880 Educators no longer need a college degree to be...
60259 Tucker Carlson suggests shootings are result of...
58221 New study rates Texas as 2nd worst state to liv...
52544 BMW Makes Heated Seats an $18/Month Subscriptio...
47804 Pregnant Women Can't Get Divorced in Missouri
47490 Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz to abortion rights prot...
2022, June
69416 Uvalde mom who saved kids from school shooting ...
69043 Texas Gov. excludes gun control from special se...
62288 Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist says she's 'prou...
61805 Uvalde schools police chief: I didn't know I wa...
59032 Woman approved for affordable housing 29 years ...
43744 Marjorie Taylor Greene blames tampon shortage o...
41602 Uvalde's school district police chief said he i...
39636 'A nightmare': Family living without a roof aft...
37460 Male blood donor turned away from clinic after ...
36440 Trump's 'girth would prevent him from actually ...
2022, May
91340 Police didn't immediately confront the gunman a...
54788 College graduates are overestimating the salari...
53100 Fox News guest suggests "ballistic blankets" to...
46730 Tops Employee Says 911 Hung Up On Her During Bu...
43775 Atwood responds to book bans with ‘unburnable...
41037 Police: Shooting at McDonald’s not related to...
39204 Construction jobs gap worsened by ‘reluctance...
37431 TikTok pediatricians urge people to stop sharin...
37094 Madison Cawthorn video: NC rep. responds to vid...
37045 Eve Online fans literally cheer Microsoft Excel...
2022, April
90784 Mark Zuckerberg Says Meta Employees “Lovingly...
77174 Tucker Carlson's 'End of Men' Doc Mocked as Hom...
62135 Scientists to broadcast Earth's location to ali...
58351 A 26-year-old man volunteered to drink a dysent...
48014 In Unusual Decision, Ron DeSantis Will Personal...
47054 Texas state troopers told to slim down waistlin...
42526 Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating 4...
38931 Detroit fan ‘fuming’ after accidentally buy...
38829 Lakota school board member accidentally posts â...
36785 Woman plans to sue after construction company m...
2022, March
74926 First Patient to Communicate Via Brain Implant ...
52945 Doritos bags will now have 5 fewer chips thanks...
52237 Kremlin says the West is behaving like a bandit
45176 Australia prime minister Scott Morrison says re...
44489 DC Police Find 5 Fetuses in Home of Anti-Aborti...
43187 School teacher suspended after using image of B...
40952 Convoy Trucker Not Pleased That DC Drivers Keep...
38749 Clarence Thomas: supreme court could be ‘comp...
36300 Nobody wants to work for their success, says Ki...
33708 Idaho House Republicans kill library budget, ci...
2022, February
126154 Meta's threat to close down Facebook and Instag...
82388 Shaquille O'Neal says gorillas freak out when h...
60166 Senate candidate who smoked blunt in ad burns C...
54982 Ted Cruz tweets about rising Cancun flight cost...
51526 Furries raise money for libraries after mayor t...
45472 Police offered teen McDonald's in exchange for ...
43440 Church sues city of Brookings for trying to lim...
41579 Ubisoft Celebrated Its Employees' Hard Work By ...
38690 Pennsylvania school removes CNN from classrooms...
38395 A Reno man donated his kidney. He received a $1...
2022, January
70889 Mitch McConnell says African Americans voting j...
61616 Tucker Carlson Widely Mocked After Criticizing ...
55215 Black Man Arrested On Warrant For 49-Year-Old W...
51838 LAPD officers fired for ignoring robbery to cat...
50763 Biden Calls Fox Reporter 'Stupid Son of a Bitch...
48500 "Kid Rock says ‘F@#% Dr. Fauci,’ chants ‘...
40462 Ontario’s 3-year quest to fire woman over all...
39764 Dead man ‘propped up by two other men in atte...
39731 New York City mayor can hire brother, but only ...
39033 Parents arrested after 11-year-old son was foun...
