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nottheonion 2023
2024, August
45637 Starbucks’ new CEO will supercommute 1,000 mile...
41301 Every American's Social Security number, addres...
35780 Vance says Democrats are engaging in ‘schoolyar...
35331 US hospital told family their daughter had chec...
35317 U.S. Athletes Are Taking Full Advantage of Free...
33390 A teen was falling asleep during a courtroom fi...
30659 JD Vance accidentally promotes Harris with news...
30200 Indignant shopper in China makes Louis Vuitton ...
28689 Secret Service apologizes after breaking into M...
26420 Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, sh...
2024, July
32034 Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more ...
25616 As the world wakes up to a "digital pandemic", ...
25228 JD Vance says he's annoyed that he won't have t...
21842 'Gay furry hackers' say they've disbanded after...
21395 Kentucky motel ordered to pay $2 million after ...
19679 Karen was the most popular baby name 60 years a...
19133 Manchin says he wouldn’t serve as Harris VP
18580 Japanese political candidate strips on national...
18091 Detained Irish stewardess being held in Dubai f...
17463 Justin Timberlake is opening a sports bar with ...
2024, June
41643 Remote Amazon tribe finally connects to interne...
38773 Ikea’s CEO has solved the Swedish retailer’s gl...
30430 ‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ ...
30139 Walmart is replacing its price labels with digi...
28984 After years of planning, Waffle House raises th...
28882 Woman mauled to death posted video of her danci...
27213 Washington teen returning replica gun to store ...
26549 Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest...
25999 Homeless people can be ticketed for sleeping ou...
25788 Religious leader wants to display Indian script...
2024, May
48828 Nearly 80% of Americans now consider fast food ...
36955 ‘FUCK the LAPD' Shirt Maker's Entire Shop Sold ...
25500 YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming u...
24265 Clarence Thomas attacks Brown v. Education ruli...
24153 Former Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodg...
24013 Google Cloud Accidentally Deletes $125 Billion ...
21737 South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem is now banned fro...
21722 NC Senate votes to ban people from wearing mask...
21271 Is Commander next? Kristi Noem suggests Biden’s...
20171 Family stricken with rare brain worms after eat...
2024, April
46068 Spotify CEO Daniel Ek surprised by how much lay...
35466 Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks...
26463 Teen Who Beat Teaching Aide Over Nintendo Switc...
26025 ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Custome...
23404 ‘My hoo haa is gonna be out’: US Olympians slam...
23202 Red Lobster Is Heading For Bankruptcy After Los...
21299 George Santos ends comeback bid for Congress af...
20233 Lawyer Already Suing Boeing Discovers Missing D...
18651 Beijing half marathon winners stripped of medal...
18260 "A Christian ministry urged the Supreme Court t...
2024, March
41644 Boeing whistleblower found dead in US
38261 Georgia Republican official and outspoken elect...
35395 Republicans Complain Joe Biden Had Too Much Ene...
35199 Missouri Bill Makes Teachers Sex Offenders If T...
33152 Lot owner stunned to find $500K home accidental...
28172 Reddit CEO Steve Huffman defends his $193 milli...
26788 'Catastrophic': Sand dune made to protect beach...
24670 Major brands deny 'shrinkflation' as Heinz says...
24515 A woman wins $3.8 million verdict after SWAT te...
24268 Lego instructs California police department to ...
2024, February
35260 Lauren Boebert's son made sex tape with fellow ...
27857 Kellogg's CEO faces backlash for saying people ...
25911 Hawaii court says 'spirit of Aloha' supersedes ...
24660 Taylor Swift branded 'Pentagon asset' as conspi...
22486 US man sues lottery after being told $340m win ...
21908 Wish, Discount Site Once Valued at $14 Billion,...
20643 Woman charged $1,010 for a single Subway sandwi...
20549 Nike lays off more than 1,500 people as CEO say...
20433 Tim Commerford on Rage Against the Machine’s ru...
20091 Okaloosa deputy who mistook a falling acorn for...
2024, January
27407 Tesla: You’ll Have to Wipe Dead Bugs and Bird P...
24645 Retiring House Republican says $174,000 isn't e...
21903 Woman thought to be missing was stuck 15 hours ...
21317 Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's coo...
19946 Ohio pastor facing criminal charges every day t...
18087 Empty Atlanta lot with no water line gets nearl...
17257 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' Robert Kiyosaki says he's ...
15619 'It's the wrong house': Audio of Ohio police ra...
14385 Christopher Nolan’s Peloton Instructor Slammed ...
12772 Abbott: ‘We’re not shooting people’ who cross t...
