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nottheonion 2025
2026, April
49125 Orban’s Chances of Winning Hungary Election Dro...
47638 Church of Scientology is mad teens keep running...
40721 Amazon worker dies on warehouse floor; colleagu...
37057 Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talkin...
33789 Scientists Tracking the Microplastic Pollution ...
32695 You’re no John F. Kennedy: RFK Jr. repeatedly r...
31020 ‘It took nine seconds’: Claude AI agent deletes...
28047 Texas school sent waiver for parents to allow k...
26661 Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible ver...
25665 Dave Chappelle Says ‘I Resent the Republican Pa...
2026, March
42290 DOGE cancelled a $349,000 grant to replace a mu...
40731 Tulsi Gabbard stuns senator by saying it’s not ...
40161 MTG turns on Fox News: Ex Rep says channel is ‘...
39485 Erika Kirk appointed to Air Force Academy board
37263 Man dies in crash at intersection where he peti...
35534 Hegseth blew $7M on lobsters in $93B spending s...
31173 YouTuber Roasted For Claiming He is ‘Stranded’ ...
30951 Five Guys CEO says he gave $1.5 million bonus t...
29505 Deaf woman removed from Frontier flight for "no...
26690 NTSB chair: LaGuardia crash investigator was st...
2026, February
56563 FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a ...
46865 "Training a human takes 20 years of food." Sam ...
39131 Musk offers to pay legal fees for any Epstein v...
38674 Condom shortage hits Winter Olympics as supplie...
36911 Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse...
36637 Pokémon GO team removes PokéStop that appeared ...
35136 Hegseth says he’ll order random pizzas to throw...
35121 Netflix says users can cancel service if HBO Ma...
31588 Zelenskyy suggests ceasefire to allow elections...
31078 RFK Jr ridiculed as he promotes strange fitness...
2026, January
62945 ICE agents ate meal at a Minnesota Mexican rest...
51773 Germany issues formal travel advisory for US
49750 US Army Poorly Prepared for Arctic Operations: ...
35149 Nearly 400 millionaires and billionaires across...
35144 McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claimi...
34114 White House alters arrest photo of ICE proteste...
34085 Texas becomes first state to end American Bar A...
31861 Following leaked messages, House Republican edu...
28071 “Are You Dead?” app designed for people living ...
26669 Family says HOA told them they couldn’t use the...
