/r/offmychest - top ten submissions for each month of 2023

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2023, December
I’m in shock. My date died.
7072 I’m in shock. My date died.
My whole family died.
5261 My whole family died.
Don’t give up your seats in a flight when press...
3929 Don’t give up your seats in a flight when press...
My daughter(4) nearly died recently and I'm str...
3326 My daughter(4) nearly died recently and I'm str...
My sister bought everyone in our family a plane...
3143 My sister bought everyone in our family a plane...
Turns out my son's childhood friend is a pedoph...
3012 Turns out my son's childhood friend is a pedoph...
Accidentally crossed a line while tutoring and ...
2969 Accidentally crossed a line while tutoring and ...
My future sister-in-law is legitimately stupid ...
2979 My future sister-in-law is legitimately stupid ...
I broke up with my bf because he won't eat me out.
2947 I broke up with my bf because he won't eat me out.
i’m sad about my child’s name tonight. no advic...
2875 i’m sad about my child’s name tonight. no advic...
2023, November
My daughter was murdered and I want to know why.
7832 My daughter was murdered and I want to know why.
I took my fiance home to meet my family, and le...
6395 I took my fiance home to meet my family, and le...
I pranked my dad on Halloween and can't reveal ...
4357 I pranked my dad on Halloween and can't reveal ...
I just started my period and made chicken nugge...
4136 I just started my period and made chicken nugge...
Cleaned up my friends suicide
3858 Cleaned up my friends suicide
Not one of them showed up for my birthday party...
3474 Not one of them showed up for my birthday party...
My boyfriend raped me today
3289 My boyfriend raped me today
Hotel accidentally gave random woman access to ...
3237 Hotel accidentally gave random woman access to ...
My boyfriend “smells” when I’m going to g...
2885 My boyfriend “smells” when I’m going to g...
My son thanked me today.
2657 My son thanked me today.
2023, October
My dog has been interested in the same spot for...
4968 My dog has been interested in the same spot for...
My husband won't have sex with me until I "earn...
4376 My husband won't have sex with me until I "earn...
I saw someone die at the gym today
4036 I saw someone die at the gym today
Neighbours refer to me as a creep
4000 Neighbours refer to me as a creep
My mom put my contact name as “ugly daughterâ...
3795 My mom put my contact name as “ugly daughterâ...
I know my son isn’t actually mine and havenâ€...
3730 I know my son isn’t actually mine and havenâ€...
i ate my boyfriends butt
3641 i ate my boyfriends butt
I’m divorcing my husband because of the gifts...
3534 I’m divorcing my husband because of the gifts...
My daughter is pregnant. My other daughter is m...
3453 My daughter is pregnant. My other daughter is m...
The Barbie movie made me realize I hate my friends
3436 The Barbie movie made me realize I hate my friends
2023, September
My wife is addicted to making up Reddit stories...
5831 My wife is addicted to making up Reddit stories...
UPDATE: I told my girlfriend I’m dying
5097 UPDATE: I told my girlfriend I’m dying
My sister ruined my life.
4715 My sister ruined my life.
My boyfriends reaction to my boobs almost made ...
4523 My boyfriends reaction to my boobs almost made ...
I just watched someone commit suicide at a trai...
4396 I just watched someone commit suicide at a trai...
My boyfriend almost died in my arms two hours ago
4121 My boyfriend almost died in my arms two hours ago
I divorced my husband over a car accident he di...
3713 I divorced my husband over a car accident he di...
My girlfriend’s friends told me she told them...
3712 My girlfriend’s friends told me she told them...
About an hour ago I pulled 2 babies and a mothe...
3574 About an hour ago I pulled 2 babies and a mothe...
I hooked up with a girl and she thanked me for ...
3572 I hooked up with a girl and she thanked me for ...
2023, August
Wife told me someone else is her soulmate
8800 Wife told me someone else is her soulmate
I invited 15 of my closest Friends to my Birthd...
6646 I invited 15 of my closest Friends to my Birthd...
Update: Wife told me someone else is her soulmate
6068 Update: Wife told me someone else is her soulmate
Today, I found out that the FBI has been trying...
5486 Today, I found out that the FBI has been trying...
My husband had a threesome with my best friend ...
5401 My husband had a threesome with my best friend ...
Why won't she have sex with me?
4639 Why won't she have sex with me?
My brother is so fucking disgusting
4634 My brother is so fucking disgusting
Gleeful that I humiliated my cheating soon to b...
4245 Gleeful that I humiliated my cheating soon to b...
My boyfriend stole my medication to “save me”
4117 My boyfriend stole my medication to “save me”
A teen boy masturbated next to me for the durat...
4098 A teen boy masturbated next to me for the durat...
2023, July
I take every opportunity I can to sabotage my c...
7817 I take every opportunity I can to sabotage my c...
I told my friend he is not part of our group
7110 I told my friend he is not part of our group
Saved a little girl who was getting groped by a...
7012 Saved a little girl who was getting groped by a...
I got a sexual offender arrested
6736 I got a sexual offender arrested
Thought he stood me up on our date, turns out h...
6485 Thought he stood me up on our date, turns out h...
I went through my GF's phone and it left me broken
6084 I went through my GF's phone and it left me broken
My teenage sisters sex tape was leaked and I do...
5855 My teenage sisters sex tape was leaked and I do...
I got my stalker to name their kid the wrong name.
5573 I got my stalker to name their kid the wrong name.
I proposed to my boyfriend of 10 years and he r...
5477 I proposed to my boyfriend of 10 years and he r...
I accidentally screwed my cousin. Multiple times.
5378 I accidentally screwed my cousin. Multiple times.
2023, June
I lost my minecraft husband!
9741 I lost my minecraft husband!
My Boyfriend cut the crusts off my sandwich, he...
8827 My Boyfriend cut the crusts off my sandwich, he...
I’ve been lying to my family for 25 years.
8188 I’ve been lying to my family for 25 years.
My(15m) parents are mad I used my epipen on ano...
7953 My(15m) parents are mad I used my epipen on ano...
My GF won't stop calling my penis "Danny Devito"
6446 My GF won't stop calling my penis "Danny Devito"
My Husband is Raping me every night
6287 My Husband is Raping me every night
I am never going on a trip with my girlfriend e...
6226 I am never going on a trip with my girlfriend e...
Came home to see my r*pist in my living room.
6209 Came home to see my r*pist in my living room.
Had to listen to my ex gf (who I still love) ge...
6015 Had to listen to my ex gf (who I still love) ge...
I(20m) saw my parents again for the first time ...
5974 I(20m) saw my parents again for the first time ...
2023, May
My wife is not the woman I used to know. She le...
10124 My wife is not the woman I used to know. She le...
I identified the dead body of my girlfriend at ...
9588 I identified the dead body of my girlfriend at ...
I will leave my adoptive family over night. All...
9059 I will leave my adoptive family over night. All...
My brother got my daughter to open up through m...
8564 My brother got my daughter to open up through m...
My daughter wrote a paper about me in school an...
6889 My daughter wrote a paper about me in school an...
(Update) My wife is not the woman I used to kno...
6679 (Update) My wife is not the woman I used to kno...
My brother will never have kids and it's a huge...
6313 My brother will never have kids and it's a huge...
I'm an A-Lister. I fucking despise it.
6236 I'm an A-Lister. I fucking despise it.
My gf and I just broke up and then went to get ...
6156 My gf and I just broke up and then went to get ...
It was our five year wedding anniversary, and m...
5761 It was our five year wedding anniversary, and m...
2023, April
I can't tell anyone what my husband is like in bed
10116 I can't tell anyone what my husband is like in bed
HOLY FUCK THERE IS NO WAY THIS WORLD IS REAL
9046 HOLY FUCK THERE IS NO WAY THIS WORLD IS REAL
I kicked out my friend for making comments abou...
8155 I kicked out my friend for making comments abou...
Can somebody please help me make sense of what ...
8031 Can somebody please help me make sense of what ...
I was a child prostitute
7898 I was a child prostitute
I will be granted assisted su*cide in three wee...
7549 I will be granted assisted su*cide in three wee...
I lied about my friend's last words and I will ...
7293 I lied about my friend's last words and I will ...
My boyfriend and I had anal last night. My rapi...
6899 My boyfriend and I had anal last night. My rapi...
Spare hole.
6475 Spare hole.
I'm so mad because those "depression tips" actu...
6183 I'm so mad because those "depression tips" actu...
2023, March
My son will inherit, his affair baby will recei...
10161 My son will inherit, his affair baby will recei...
My wife leaves me with our newborn son for an h...
9697 My wife leaves me with our newborn son for an h...
I’m so happy that my ex wife is miserable.
6251 I’m so happy that my ex wife is miserable.
My sons dead and my wife’s in icu
6201 My sons dead and my wife’s in icu
Holy fuck, we’re having quads
5906 Holy fuck, we’re having quads
My dad kissed me
5915 My dad kissed me
My scared wife.
5412 My scared wife.
I cancelled someone else’s reservation
5311 I cancelled someone else’s reservation
Girlfriend thinks I'm disgusting piece of shit ...
4944 Girlfriend thinks I'm disgusting piece of shit ...
I am not the mother.
4840 I am not the mother.
2023, February
I heard my husband talking about me to his fami...
8506 I heard my husband talking about me to his fami...
I'm grateful for Andrew Tate
8017 I'm grateful for Andrew Tate
Took it a little too far with one of my student...
7029 Took it a little too far with one of my student...
My wife’s killer got charged!!
6831 My wife’s killer got charged!!
My Wife Poured a Bottle of Water On Me and I th...
6473 My Wife Poured a Bottle of Water On Me and I th...
My friend hit his daughter and broke her rib
5252 My friend hit his daughter and broke her rib
My boyfriend asked me to pick him or my cat.
5226 My boyfriend asked me to pick him or my cat.
im extremely proud of my wife and I want to bra...
4454 im extremely proud of my wife and I want to bra...
My(20m) sister(28f) said our dad isn't invited ...
4191 My(20m) sister(28f) said our dad isn't invited ...
UPDATE: I (16F) got pregnant by my bf (19M) and...
4031 UPDATE: I (16F) got pregnant by my bf (19M) and...
2023, January
I am NOT putting myself between a school shoote...
6348 I am NOT putting myself between a school shoote...
BF stood up to my Dad and Mom is FINALLY divorc...
5950 BF stood up to my Dad and Mom is FINALLY divorc...
My husband forgot the past 8 years and wants a ...
5482 My husband forgot the past 8 years and wants a ...
If you record overweight people working out in ...
5120 If you record overweight people working out in ...
we took my wife off life support today. goodbye...
4967 we took my wife off life support today. goodbye...
I ate ass for the first time last night
4858 I ate ass for the first time last night
Previous homeowners stopped by to ‘check on t...
4784 Previous homeowners stopped by to ‘check on t...
Andrew Tate and “alpha male” Instagram reel...
4706 Andrew Tate and “alpha male” Instagram reel...
Had to treat my own daughter after a car accide...
4651 Had to treat my own daughter after a car accide...
The most disturbing patient I ever treated as a...
4394 The most disturbing patient I ever treated as a...