/r/offmychest - top ten submissions for each month of 2024

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2024, August

I proposed to my girlfriend of 10 years yesterd...

8653 I proposed to my girlfriend of 10 years yesterd...

My cousin killed himself. It's like he chose to...

7716 My cousin killed himself. It's like he chose to...

Found out my husband has an affair baby while a...

5344 Found out my husband has an affair baby while a...

I had a near wet dream I was getting head, then...

5029 I had a near wet dream I was getting head, then...

I just got my period and made a batch of cookie...

4205 I just got my period and made a batch of cookie...

Met a girl. Spent 3 AMAZING days together full ...

3984 Met a girl. Spent 3 AMAZING days together full ...

FWB angry I’m getting married

3874 FWB angry I’m getting married

I think it’s cheating, gf thinks it’s SA

3624 I think it’s cheating, gf thinks it’s SA

I am currently misleading my girlfriend

3545 I am currently misleading my girlfriend

I'm voting for Harris, but I can't tell anyone ...

3220 I'm voting for Harris, but I can't tell anyone ...

2024, July

My husband gets a boner from literally anything

5266 My husband gets a boner from literally anything

I recorded my wife cheating on me and I can't s...

4921 I recorded my wife cheating on me and I can't s...

I’m a girl but I wish I had a penis

4920 I’m a girl but I wish I had a penis

Gang Raped by guys I trusted.

4819 Gang Raped by guys I trusted.

BF [31M] woke me [34F] up at 2am to make him di...

4225 BF [31M] woke me [34F] up at 2am to make him di...

I aborted my baby because it had Down syndrome ...

4021 I aborted my baby because it had Down syndrome ...

My tattoo artist tattooed over one of my mosqui...

3834 My tattoo artist tattooed over one of my mosqui...

My wife destroyed every part of our life togeth...

3145 My wife destroyed every part of our life togeth...

I married a non muslim man and it was the best ...

3133 I married a non muslim man and it was the best ...

I'm gonna die in few days and I'm scared

3095 I'm gonna die in few days and I'm scared

2024, June

To the girl engaged to my husband

4682 To the girl engaged to my husband

I tended to a 9 year old boy during a murder/su...

4600 I tended to a 9 year old boy during a murder/su...

My husband skipped his back surgery and now I w...

4506 My husband skipped his back surgery and now I w...

[Guide] How to shower when you haven't in 2+ ye...

4427 [Guide] How to shower when you haven't in 2+ ye...

I’m going to jail for a very long time

4417 I’m going to jail for a very long time

Had sex with my best friend last night

3129 Had sex with my best friend last night

I'm visiting Japan as an American of Asian desc...

2998 I'm visiting Japan as an American of Asian desc...

My girlfriend committed suicide Friday.

2977 My girlfriend committed suicide Friday.

Why cant people just tell you when they want yo...

2932 Why cant people just tell you when they want yo...

I don’t want to get married to my fiancé anymore

2858 I don’t want to get married to my fiancé anymore

2024, May

I gave my very stoic roommate flowers for his b...

9516 I gave my very stoic roommate flowers for his b...

15.500 were killed in my country and no one giv...

7751 15.500 were killed in my country and no one giv...

I married the guy nobody wanted

7637 I married the guy nobody wanted

I didn’t know my roommate had been dead in her ...

5817 I didn’t know my roommate had been dead in her ...

I JUST FOUND A SCRATCH TICKET AND WON 10k

5560 I JUST FOUND A SCRATCH TICKET AND WON 10k

My husband died this morning and I left so much...

4890 My husband died this morning and I left so much...

Update 4

My husband doesn’t float in the water and I can...

3879 My husband doesn’t float in the water and I can...

Please stop trauma dumping about your miscarria...

3681 Please stop trauma dumping about your miscarria...

My cat died 2 years ago, and I kept this secret...

3489 My cat died 2 years ago, and I kept this secret...

2024, April

I have to tell my wife about my medical diagnos...

4722 I have to tell my wife about my medical diagnos...

Just found out penises do NOT smell like that n...

4027 Just found out penises do NOT smell like that n...

Most porn is genuinely hilarious but people are...

3930 Most porn is genuinely hilarious but people are...

My Girlfriend gave me a hand job

3822 My Girlfriend gave me a hand job

My parents had sex near me

3674 My parents had sex near me

My wife is awesome

3294 My wife is awesome

Surviving my own murder was the worst thing I e...

3143 Surviving my own murder was the worst thing I e...

I helped an old woman in a tornado, and now I f...

2905 I helped an old woman in a tornado, and now I f...

I have 2 weeks to get away from my husband

2880 I have 2 weeks to get away from my husband

I’m divorcing my husband because of his kids

2804 I’m divorcing my husband because of his kids

2024, March

I'm ending a 5 year relationship over a doughnut.

7240 I'm ending a 5 year relationship over a doughnut.

I found my wife’s secret Google account and I’m...

5157 I found my wife’s secret Google account and I’m...

My spouse came out to me as asexual a few month...

4254 My spouse came out to me as asexual a few month...

I co sleep with my mother. I’m almost 20. Male.

4211 I co sleep with my mother. I’m almost 20. Male.

MY TITS WERE OUT IM STILL EMBARRASSED

3923 MY TITS WERE OUT IM STILL EMBARRASSED

I never realized how much more attractive my hu...

3476 I never realized how much more attractive my hu...

My spouse came out to me as asexual a few month...

2884 My spouse came out to me as asexual a few month...

My fiancée left me because of my wedding vows

2876 My fiancée left me because of my wedding vows

I suspect my gf of time travel??

2863 I suspect my gf of time travel??

My friend came out as a pedophile and I wish th...

2845 My friend came out as a pedophile and I wish th...

2024, February

My friends girlfriend put a blanket over me whi...

4605 My friends girlfriend put a blanket over me whi...

my nudes got leaked... now they're everywhere

4513 my nudes got leaked... now they're everywhere

My husband was arrested this morning

4425 My husband was arrested this morning

My terminally ill thirteen-year-old son tried t...

3628 My terminally ill thirteen-year-old son tried t...

Taylor Swift is overrated

3436 Taylor Swift is overrated

My partner is in a comma, she won't be waking up

2955 My partner is in a comma, she won't be waking up

I woke up in the middle of the night and my fri...

2907 I woke up in the middle of the night and my fri...

I went from loving to hating my husband after o...

2659 I went from loving to hating my husband after o...

I can smell when people are sick and it’s the w...

2637 I can smell when people are sick and it’s the w...

I (18M) have OCD about becoming a pedophile.

2626 I (18M) have OCD about becoming a pedophile.

2024, January

Today my toddler nephew suffocated to death

5857 Today my toddler nephew suffocated to death

My friend came in my mouth while I was sleeping

5479 My friend came in my mouth while I was sleeping

Broke up with my girlfriend of 15 years and I c...

3786 Broke up with my girlfriend of 15 years and I c...

Two weeks before my wedding, my best friend con...

3053 Two weeks before my wedding, my best friend con...

I am dying of brain cancer

2962 I am dying of brain cancer

My daughter is pregnant

2826 My daughter is pregnant

This morning I found out my GF of 2 years has b...

2713 This morning I found out my GF of 2 years has b...

My sister is horribly depressed and addicted to...

2797 My sister is horribly depressed and addicted to...

I growled at his dick

2359 I growled at his dick

Finally had a woman squirt in my mouth

2184 Finally had a woman squirt in my mouth