/r/therewasanattempt - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, July
To evict the wrong homeowner
23538 To evict the wrong homeowner
to take a vacation in Europe with your "alleged...
23383 to take a vacation in Europe with your "alleged...
To get away with assaulting a child at a skatep...
22360 To get away with assaulting a child at a skatep...
To be an Alpha Male
22148 To be an Alpha Male
To maintain a healthy friendship
21848 To maintain a healthy friendship
To not smell Donald Trump
21263 To not smell Donald Trump
By FOX News to scare their viewers against Demo...
19473 By FOX News to scare their viewers against Demo...
To enjoy some time outdoors.
18919 To enjoy some time outdoors.
By Israeli soldiers to get an American to remov...
18628 By Israeli soldiers to get an American to remov...
to choose a double
17922 to choose a double
2026, June
To resist switching sides during the worldcup
36471 To resist switching sides during the worldcup
To remain anonymous at the opening match of the...
27730 To remain anonymous at the opening match of the...
by Clavicular to seduce French women
25405 by Clavicular to seduce French women
To get her to stop pointing
24313 To get her to stop pointing
To claim that Trump is faster and sharper than ...
23272 To claim that Trump is faster and sharper than ...
To portray the tiger in the Indonesian web seri...
23169 To portray the tiger in the Indonesian web seri...
To be more likable than Obama
23006 To be more likable than Obama
To stay awake at a game you inconvenienced thou...
19454 To stay awake at a game you inconvenienced thou...
To deliver a valedictorian speech that recogniz...
17672 To deliver a valedictorian speech that recogniz...
To convince people that he's one of the poors
17191 To convince people that he's one of the poors
2026, May
To act tough by pulling out a gun.
28951 To act tough by pulling out a gun.
to hide the evidence
26669 to hide the evidence
To vote in a far-right MP
26405 To vote in a far-right MP
To date a girl
25723 To date a girl
to flex generosity
22867 to flex generosity
to "pray the gay away"
21670 to "pray the gay away"
To silence someone for posting charlie kirk memes
21152 To silence someone for posting charlie kirk memes
To use normal vocabulary
20592 To use normal vocabulary
To celebrate May 4th
19225 To celebrate May 4th
To reroute people to longer paths
17955 To reroute people to longer paths
2026, April
to get Bondi to testify
27981 to get Bondi to testify
to have National Forest conservation
26671 to have National Forest conservation
to get justice
25133 to get justice
To vote no against AI csam bill
22922 To vote no against AI csam bill
To be humane
22569 To be humane
to look relieved the situation had been diffused
21595 to look relieved the situation had been diffused
To get affordable rent
21571 To get affordable rent
To say never again
21111 To say never again
to delete the shooter’s link with the IDF
20787 to delete the shooter’s link with the IDF
to have you believe bullets disappear
20392 to have you believe bullets disappear
2026, March
To own the libs and not be a snowflake
38957 To own the libs and not be a snowflake
to remember who's president
31652 to remember who's president
To avoid starting a war with Iran.
30622 To avoid starting a war with Iran.
To paint Ms Rachel as an antisemite
29839 To paint Ms Rachel as an antisemite
To hide their faces from photographers now that...
28042 To hide their faces from photographers now that...
To strong arm Spain in getting involved.
27590 To strong arm Spain in getting involved.
To spy on Muslims
26258 To spy on Muslims
... to Make a Point About Gas Prices.
25607 ... to Make a Point About Gas Prices.
to be a teen modeling judge
25081 to be a teen modeling judge
To not be hypocritical
24892 To not be hypocritical
2026, February
To Cater A Meal From The White House
55866 To Cater A Meal From The White House
to not be in a cult
40894 to not be in a cult
To make it look "Iran is the real danger"
36927 To make it look "Iran is the real danger"
to stick to the script at a press conference wi...
31587 to stick to the script at a press conference wi...
To smear this innocent woman's reputation
30390 To smear this innocent woman's reputation
To film her boyfriend looking cool in the pool
29495 To film her boyfriend looking cool in the pool
to call out Rep. Tim Burchett
29051 to call out Rep. Tim Burchett
to not get owned by your own AI
28694 to not get owned by your own AI
To protest the Israeli president's visit to Aus...
28488 To protest the Israeli president's visit to Aus...
to be exonerated from the Epstein Files
27611 to be exonerated from the Epstein Files
2026, January
To call this man a monster and a domestic terro...
49459 To call this man a monster and a domestic terro...
To MAGA ???????
41194 To MAGA ???????
to go into hiding
40901 to go into hiding
by Donald Trump to remove all of America from t...
39896 by Donald Trump to remove all of America from t...
by ICE to intimidate citizens into deference
36366 by ICE to intimidate citizens into deference
to speak out against U.S. action in Venezuela w...
35505 to speak out against U.S. action in Venezuela w...
To defeat the woke
34857 To defeat the woke
To make Renee Good the bad person
32932 To make Renee Good the bad person
To make this woman a criminal
32231 To make this woman a criminal
To have absolute immunity
31728 To have absolute immunity